You can feel safe, God is here

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ed
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You can feel safe, God is here

Post by ed »

Moi
skeptica
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Post by skeptica »

Oh no... Here comes the holy wars! :D
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Post by skeptica »

{in god-like voice}

And, on the seventh day, she looked upon the Test Forum and said, all is Banter. Thereupon, the 10 forums did come into being.

All is good...
Mr. Skinny
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Re: You can feel safe, God is here

Post by Mr. Skinny »

ed wrote:Moi
Sorry dude. Already beat you to it.
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Post by zer0vector »

I don't know about everybody else, but I'm bowing to Mr. Skinny.


Let the smiting begin.
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Post by no one in particular »

I'm with Ed. Though he may abandon us on occasion, at least he is not be condemning us to wearing ear plugs because we are in the vicinity of a vacuum chamber.

Praise Ed. Oh, and tacos. I know these are unrelated, but I can't leave out tacos.
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Post by Luciana »

Let's see...

Ed can't spell,
Ed says profanities all the time
Ed is totally politically incorrect


That's my kind of God!

All hail Ed!
ed
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Post by ed »

PLUS I wield the Holy Rod of Pleasure and Pain(tm). Luciana knows whereof I speak. I will say no more.
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Post by Luciana »

<<<------ bats eyelashes and looks puzzled...

I really don't know what you're talking about, my dear God...

:) (innocent-looking smilie, for extra candor...)
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Post by tesseract »

Oh, excuse me. Ed was god of the old forum. Obviously, this would be the "new testament" , if anything, and we need to flog somebody till he (or she) is dead. Then wait to see if he (or she) (sorry Reg) will come back in three days. I have to go to Winnepeg for three days, which is close enough.

i declare myself Son of Ed, in the holy trinity.
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Post by Andalyn »

tesseract wrote:Oh, excuse me. Ed was god of the old forum. Obviously, this would be the "new testament" , if anything, and we need to flog somebody till he (or she) is dead. Then wait to see if he (or she) (sorry Reg) will come back in three days. I have to go to Winnepeg for three days, which is close enough.

i declare myself Son of Ed, in the holy trinity.
LOL!! There you go!
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Post by Loon »

I'm just here for the smiting and damnation. Those are fun things to watch.

If we're really lucky, there'll be some debauchery.
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Post by MLynn »

Loon wrote:I'm just here for the smiting and damnation. Those are fun things to watch.

If we're really lucky, there'll be some debauchery.
If Lot was here, I'd tell him he had 24 hours to get out of Dodge!
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Post by Craig »

Don't listen to this false god!

Send money!
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Post by MLynn »

Ecclesiatical Craig has invaded the church of ed... :wink:
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Post by Cloverlief »

There is no Ed. Ed is merely a figment of people's imagination, and until such time as evidence of Ed's existence is provided, there will continue to be no Ed. Ed's posts do not count as proof that Ed exists anymore than the Illiad proves that Zeus exists. :P
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Post by Nyarlathotep »

Did someone call for an Elder God?

oh you were just talking about plain-jane, non-soul devouring,everyday gods. Carry on then.....
Craig
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Post by Craig »

MLynn wrote:Ecclesiatical Craig has invaded the church of ed... :wink:
Darn tootin'!

Erm, I mean verily, my child.

Och I'm getting fed up with being Pope Craig.

:(
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Post by Doctor X »

Ed [PBUT--Ed.], thou hast a Troll to smite.

--J.D.
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Post by kookbreaker »

So, 'round these parts is he just god or is he God?
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Post by shemp »

ED, THOU HAST FALSELY MADE CLAIM TO DEITY! THOU HAST DISPLEASED THE GOD SHEMP[C], THE CHURCH OF SHEMP[TM] AND POPE SHEMP[R]! IF THOU DOEST NOT REPENT BY SUNDOWN, THOU SHALT BE CAST INTO SHEMPHELL[SM], WHERE THOU SHALT SPEND ETERNITY WEEPING AND GNASHING THINE TEETH!
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Post by Mr. Skinny »

shemp wrote:ED, THOU HAST FALSELY MADE CLAIM TO DEITY!
Well, you are correct. The Lord High Emperor Skinnygod is the deity of this forum.

The rest of what you said is shite.
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Post by Luke T. »

Holy Clash of the Titans, Batman!

So what does a pantheist have to do around here to satisfy all these gods, sons of gods, popes, pretenders, and false idols?

How much incense and dead sheep does that work out to?
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Post by Hexxenhammer »

Luke T. wrote:Holy Clash of the Titans, Batman!

So what does a pantheist have to do around here to satisfy all these gods, sons of gods, popes, pretenders, and false idols?

How much incense and dead sheep does that work out to?
You forgot about goats. Gods like goats.
Mr. Skinny
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Post by Mr. Skinny »

Luke T. wrote:Holy Clash of the Titans, Batman!

So what does a pantheist have to do around here to satisfy all these gods, sons of gods, popes, pretenders, and false idols?

How much incense and dead sheep does that work out to?
Luke,

Just recognize the Lord High Emperor Skinnygod (and Craig as his Pope).

Ignore the other pretenders.

Simple.
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Post by MLynn »

Craig wrote:
MLynn wrote:Ecclesiatical Craig has invaded the church of ed... :wink:
Darn tootin'!

Erm, I mean verily, my child.

Och I'm getting fed up with being Pope Craig.

:(
Craig, I liked you as pope, but no one wears a kilt like you do. Your tenure as pope was short but sweet (you scamp!) :wink:
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Post by Geni »

look it quite simple all these gods are but faces of the GTITS
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Post by Some Friggin Guy »

I hereby state that I am an Aedist, and Ashempist and an Atacoist.


I belong to the Church of the Blazing Blueberry Muffin Named Herbie, Who Lives in my Sock-drawer!
Craig
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Post by Craig »

MLynn wrote:
Craig wrote:
MLynn wrote:Ecclesiatical Craig has invaded the church of ed... :wink:
Darn tootin'!

Erm, I mean verily, my child.

Och I'm getting fed up with being Pope Craig.

:(
Craig, I liked you as pope, but no one wears a kilt like you do. Your tenure as pope was short but sweet (you scamp!) :wink:
Cheers! :)

I'm still the pope, I just got changed out of my work clothes.

:P
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Post by Nigel »

It's all right that you demented people believe in all that, but I will go on believing in the One and True god, as soon as I'm done making it up.
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Post by Bruce »

We have a father and a son, now we need the equivelent of the holy ghost. You know, I never really understood what the holy ghost was supposed to be. Any takers?

I volunteer myself as the Anti-Ed. :twisted:
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Post by Craig »

Bruce wrote:We have a father and a son, now we need the equivelent of the holy ghost. You know, I never really understood what the holy ghost was supposed to be. Any takers?
That's better than pope!

I'd be up for that job.

8)
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Post by Abraxas »

Hang on, Abraxas is the gnostic god of everything.

I think Ed is just a demiurge...Now we just need an ennui, some archons, angels...anybody?

Abraxas :twisted:
(I feel a battle of the deities coming on. It's time for all old gods to go to bed, methinks...)
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Post by Pyrrho »

Bump, so you all feel safe...
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Re: You can feel safe, God is here

Post by ed »

ed wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:58 pmMoi
My very first post here. Still scintillating. Still devoid of value and substances.
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Re: You can feel safe, God is here

Post by robinson »

What fresh hell is this?
ed
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Re: You can feel safe, God is here

Post by ed »

My hell, Robinson, my hell.

Be afraid.
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Re: You can feel safe, God is here

Post by robinson »

What ever happened to Mr skinny?
ed
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Re: You can feel safe, God is here

Post by ed »

Died.
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Re: You can feel safe, God is here

Post by DJ »

ed wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:46 pmBanned

FTFY


:cry: