JREF Forums are a downer

[robinson]

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

Except the ones on the dinner table.

[Pyrrho]

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

Except the ones on the dinner table.

Got one next door that crows every morning at 5:00 am. One of these days he's gonna end up in my stewpot.

[meerkat0x29a]

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=74023

I don't know why, but this made me shit myself with laughter and now my goat won't fuck me. Advice?? :D

[clarsct]

*bows*

[meerkat0x29a]

*bows*

You wait, see if the herd starts mooing in protest or you get called MEAN!

Never mind, have another drink - it's what she does.

[clarsct]

*shrugs*

I thought it was funny.

[Doctor X]

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=74023

I don't know why, but this made me shit myself with laughter and now my goat won't fuck me. Advice?? :D

Context?

--J.D.

[meerkat0x29a]

Context?

--J.D.

Just about seven threads in the same section on all the same page about trying to puff up someone's ego. Reminded me of Kilik trying to get attention, because I read them all at the same time.

[CHARLEY_BIGTIME]

I thought I'd seen it all.

I was wrong.

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

And that's all I have to say about that.

About the new donor labels on the jref forum? I don't blame you.

I had to have a look to see if you weren't joking.


Madness.

[Quester_X]

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

Except the ones on the dinner table.

Got one next door that crows every morning at 5:00 am. One of these days he's gonna end up in my stewpot.

My Zoology teacher in college came in one day for lab, and announced that he'd shot his rooster last night. Which he'd bought himself. Because it woke him up with its crowing.

Now, the obvious question, as he certainly knew roosters crow early in the morning is: THEN WHY'D YOU BUY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Seriously. He got out of bed, got his gun, shot it, and went back to sleep. Crazy, crazy man. Good teacher though.

[Pepper's Ghost]

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

Except the ones on the dinner table.

Got one next door that crows every morning at 5:00 am. One of these days he's gonna end up in my stewpot.

My Zoology teacher in college came in one day for lab, and announced that he'd shot his rooster last night. Which he'd bought himself. Because it woke him up with its crowing.

Now, the obvious question, as he certainly knew roosters crow early in the morning is: THEN WHY'D YOU BUY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Seriously. He got out of bed, got his gun, shot it, and went back to sleep. Crazy, crazy man. Good teacher though.

How does a Zoology teacher not know that if a rooster can't stand up, it cannot crow. Put it in something that they have to crouch down in, and they will be quiet.

[Pyrrho]

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

Except the ones on the dinner table.

Got one next door that crows every morning at 5:00 am. One of these days he's gonna end up in my stewpot.

My Zoology teacher in college came in one day for lab, and announced that he'd shot his rooster last night. Which he'd bought himself. Because it woke him up with its crowing.

Now, the obvious question, as he certainly knew roosters crow early in the morning is: THEN WHY'D YOU BUY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Seriously. He got out of bed, got his gun, shot it, and went back to sleep. Crazy, crazy man. Good teacher though.

It was 0 degrees F out this morning and that damn rooster was out there crowing at 5:00 am. I hate to say it, but that rooster's a better man than I am.

[ed]

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

Except the ones on the dinner table.

Got one next door that crows every morning at 5:00 am. One of these days he's gonna end up in my stewpot.

My Zoology teacher in college came in one day for lab, and announced that he'd shot his rooster last night. Which he'd bought himself. Because it woke him up with its crowing.

Now, the obvious question, as he certainly knew roosters crow early in the morning is: THEN WHY'D YOU BUY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Seriously. He got out of bed, got his gun, shot it, and went back to sleep. Crazy, crazy man. Good teacher though.

It was 0 degrees F out this morning and that damn rooster was out there crowing at 5:00 am. I hate to say it, but that rooster's a better man than I am.

That is to sat that Cock was active at 5:00 AM? :D

[Doctor X]

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

Except the ones on the dinner table.

Got one next door that crows every morning at 5:00 am. One of these days he's gonna end up in my stewpot.

My Zoology teacher in college came in one day for lab, and announced that he'd shot his rooster last night. Which he'd bought himself. Because it woke him up with its crowing.

Now, the obvious question, as he certainly knew roosters crow early in the morning is: THEN WHY'D YOU BUY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Seriously. He got out of bed, got his gun, shot it, and went back to sleep. Crazy, crazy man. Good teacher though.

It was 0 degrees F out this morning and that damn rooster was out there crowing at 5:00 am. I hate to say it, but that rooster's a better man than I am.

That is to sat that Cock was active at 5:00 AM? :D

A cold cock at that.

Maybe if Pyrrho's were warmed he could crow more and complain less?

And Mrs. Pyrrho would not keep having the Pool Boy over to clean the snow out?

Just a thought. . . .

--J.D.

[Doctor X]

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

Except the ones on the dinner table.

Got one next door that crows every morning at 5:00 am. One of these days he's gonna end up in my stewpot.

My Zoology teacher in college came in one day for lab, and announced that he'd shot his rooster last night. Which he'd bought himself. Because it woke him up with its crowing.

Now, the obvious question, as he certainly knew roosters crow early in the morning is: THEN WHY'D YOU BUY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Seriously. He got out of bed, got his gun, shot it, and went back to sleep. Crazy, crazy man. Good teacher though.

How does a Zoology teacher not know that if a rooster can't stand up, it cannot crow. Put it in something that they have to crouch down in, and they will be quiet.

She takes this short bus to her school . . . .

--J.D.

[Pyrrho]

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

Except the ones on the dinner table.

Got one next door that crows every morning at 5:00 am. One of these days he's gonna end up in my stewpot.

My Zoology teacher in college came in one day for lab, and announced that he'd shot his rooster last night. Which he'd bought himself. Because it woke him up with its crowing.

Now, the obvious question, as he certainly knew roosters crow early in the morning is: THEN WHY'D YOU BUY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Seriously. He got out of bed, got his gun, shot it, and went back to sleep. Crazy, crazy man. Good teacher though.

It was 0 degrees F out this morning and that damn rooster was out there crowing at 5:00 am. I hate to say it, but that rooster's a better man than I am.

That is to sat that Cock was active at 5:00 AM? :D

A cold cock at that.

Maybe if Pyrrho's were warmed he could crow more and complain less?

And Mrs. Pyrrho would not keep having the Pool Boy over to clean the snow out?

Just a thought. . . .

--J.D.

Why, we haven't even got a pool!

Mrs. Pyrrho is known to pluck a mean chicken, btw.

[Doctor X]

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

Except the ones on the dinner table.

Got one next door that crows every morning at 5:00 am. One of these days he's gonna end up in my stewpot.

My Zoology teacher in college came in one day for lab, and announced that he'd shot his rooster last night. Which he'd bought himself. Because it woke him up with its crowing.

Now, the obvious question, as he certainly knew roosters crow early in the morning is: THEN WHY'D YOU BUY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Seriously. He got out of bed, got his gun, shot it, and went back to sleep. Crazy, crazy man. Good teacher though.

It was 0 degrees F out this morning and that damn rooster was out there crowing at 5:00 am. I hate to say it, but that rooster's a better man than I am.

That is to sat that Cock was active at 5:00 AM? :D

A cold cock at that.

Maybe if Pyrrho's were warmed he could crow more and complain less?

And Mrs. Pyrrho would not keep having the Pool Boy over to clean the snow out?

Just a thought. . . .

--J.D.

Why, we haven't even got a pool!

You also do not have a high performance foreign car that requires frequent maintanance from a "Raoul."

Mrs. Pyrrho is known to pluck a mean chicken, btw.

Your personal hygiene is your business.

--J.D.

[Pyrrho]

I thought I'd seen it all.

I was wrong.

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

And that's all I have to say about that.

About the new donor labels on the jref forum? I don't blame you.

I had to have a look to see if you weren't joking.


Madness.

Wasn't what I meant. For the record and all that.

Something else entirely...not at liberty to discuss it.

[CHARLEY_BIGTIME]

I thought I'd seen it all.

I was wrong.

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

And that's all I have to say about that.

About the new donor labels on the jref forum? I don't blame you.

I had to have a look to see if you weren't joking.


Madness.

Wasn't what I meant. For the record and all that.

Something else entirely...not at liberty to discuss it.

Well, that clears that up.

[hammegk]

Something else entirely...not at liberty to discuss it.

Isn't That Special...

[Quester_X]

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

Except the ones on the dinner table.

Got one next door that crows every morning at 5:00 am. One of these days he's gonna end up in my stewpot.

My Zoology teacher in college came in one day for lab, and announced that he'd shot his rooster last night. Which he'd bought himself. Because it woke him up with its crowing.

Now, the obvious question, as he certainly knew roosters crow early in the morning is: THEN WHY'D YOU BUY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Seriously. He got out of bed, got his gun, shot it, and went back to sleep. Crazy, crazy man. Good teacher though.

How does a Zoology teacher not know that if a rooster can't stand up, it cannot crow. Put it in something that they have to crouch down in, and they will be quiet.

She takes this short bus to her school . . . .

--J.D.

At least I've been to school, "Doctor"... :P

[Pyrrho]

Something else entirely...not at liberty to discuss it.

Isn't That Special...

No, it's ethics. I could ignore those and make a worse fool of myself than I already am. I'd rather not.

[Doctor X]

Something else entirely...not at liberty to discuss it.

Isn't That Special...

No, it's ethics. I could ignore those and make a worse fool of myself than I already am. I'd rather not.

Is that at all possible?

Et cetera. . . .

--J.D.

[Doctor X]

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

Except the ones on the dinner table.

Got one next door that crows every morning at 5:00 am. One of these days he's gonna end up in my stewpot.

My Zoology teacher in college came in one day for lab, and announced that he'd shot his rooster last night. Which he'd bought himself. Because it woke him up with its crowing.

Now, the obvious question, as he certainly knew roosters crow early in the morning is: THEN WHY'D YOU BUY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

Seriously. He got out of bed, got his gun, shot it, and went back to sleep. Crazy, crazy man. Good teacher though.

How does a Zoology teacher not know that if a rooster can't stand up, it cannot crow. Put it in something that they have to crouch down in, and they will be quiet.

She takes this short bus to her school . . . .

--J.D.

At least I've been to school, "Doctor"... :P

:meanie1:

--J.D.

[Pyrrho]

Something else entirely...not at liberty to discuss it.

Isn't That Special...

No, it's ethics. I could ignore those and make a worse fool of myself than I already am. I'd rather not.

Is that at all possible?

Et cetera. . . .

--J.D.

Not to outside observers, no.

[ed]

Something else entirely...not at liberty to discuss it.

Isn't That Special...

No, it's ethics. I could ignore those and make a worse fool of myself than I already am. I'd rather not.

Is that at all possible?

Et cetera. . . .

--J.D.

Not to outside observers, no.

I think we need Ian in on this one. Sounds complicated.

[Pyrrho]

Something else entirely...not at liberty to discuss it.

Isn't That Special...

No, it's ethics. I could ignore those and make a worse fool of myself than I already am. I'd rather not.

Is that at all possible?

Et cetera. . . .

--J.D.

Not to outside observers, no.

I think we need Ian in on this one. Sounds complicated.

A simple kick in the ass will suffice.

[Doctor X]

LIAR!!!

Et cetera. . . .

--J.D.

[Pyrrho]

LIAR!!!

Et cetera. . . .

--J.D.

I didn't mean my ass.

[Doctor X]

LIAR!!!

Et cetera. . . .

I didn't mean my ass.

Let us keep your ass out of this, else we will attract Bruce.

And no one wants that. . . .

--J.D.

[Pyrrho]

LIAR!!!

Et cetera. . . .

I didn't mean my ass.

Let us keep your ass out of this, else we will attract Bruce.

And no one wants that. . . .

--J.D.

Don't worry. There are plenty of 'em running for President.

[CHARLEY_BIGTIME]

I thought I'd seen it all.

I was wrong.

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

And that's all I have to say about that.

About the new donor labels on the jref forum? I don't blame you.

I had to have a look to see if you weren't joking.


Madness.

Wasn't what I meant. For the record and all that.

Something else entirely...not at liberty to discuss it.

Oh...*that.*

[ed]

I thought I'd seen it all.

I was wrong.

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

And that's all I have to say about that.

About the new donor labels on the jref forum? I don't blame you.

I had to have a look to see if you weren't joking.


Madness.

Wasn't what I meant. For the record and all that.

Something else entirely...not at liberty to discuss it.

Oh...*that.*

I think he is talking about "the thing".

[CHARLEY_BIGTIME]

I thought I'd seen it all.

I was wrong.

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

And that's all I have to say about that.

About the new donor labels on the jref forum? I don't blame you.

I had to have a look to see if you weren't joking.


Madness.

Wasn't what I meant. For the record and all that.

Something else entirely...not at liberty to discuss it.

Oh...*that.*

I think he is talking about "the thing".

Oh....not the thingy then?

[ed]

I thought I'd seen it all.

I was wrong.

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

And that's all I have to say about that.

About the new donor labels on the jref forum? I don't blame you.

I had to have a look to see if you weren't joking.


Madness.

Wasn't what I meant. For the record and all that.

Something else entirely...not at liberty to discuss it.

Oh...*that.*

I think he is talking about "the thing".

Oh....not the thingy then?

No, the *other one*, not the the *first one*.

[CHARLEY_BIGTIME]

I thought I'd seen it all.

I was wrong.

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

And that's all I have to say about that.

About the new donor labels on the jref forum? I don't blame you.

I had to have a look to see if you weren't joking.


Madness.

Wasn't what I meant. For the record and all that.

Something else entirely...not at liberty to discuss it.

Oh...*that.*

I think he is talking about "the thing".

Oh....not the thingy then?

No, the *other one*, not the the *first one*.

Surely you don't mean....?

[ed]

I thought I'd seen it all.

I was wrong.

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

And that's all I have to say about that.

About the new donor labels on the jref forum? I don't blame you.

I had to have a look to see if you weren't joking.


Madness.

Wasn't what I meant. For the record and all that.

Something else entirely...not at liberty to discuss it.

Oh...*that.*

I think he is talking about "the thing".

Oh....not the thingy then?

No, the *other one*, not the the *first one*.

Surely you don't mean....?

I think so. It is Pyrro, after all. And you know, if it involves lubricants, he is there.

[Pyrrho]

I thought I'd seen it all.

I was wrong.

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

And that's all I have to say about that.

About the new donor labels on the jref forum? I don't blame you.

I had to have a look to see if you weren't joking.


Madness.

Wasn't what I meant. For the record and all that.

Something else entirely...not at liberty to discuss it.

Oh...*that.*

I think he is talking about "the thing".

Oh....not the thingy then?

No, the *other one*, not the the *first one*.

Surely you don't mean....?

I think so. It is Pyrro, after all. And you know, if it involves lubricants, he is there.

Nope. Abrasives.

[ed]

I thought I'd seen it all.

I was wrong.

Sooner or later, all the chickens will come home to roost.

And that's all I have to say about that.

About the new donor labels on the jref forum? I don't blame you.

I had to have a look to see if you weren't joking.


Madness.

Wasn't what I meant. For the record and all that.

Something else entirely...not at liberty to discuss it.

Oh...*that.*

I think he is talking about "the thing".

Oh....not the thingy then?

No, the *other one*, not the the *first one*.

Surely you don't mean....?

I think so. It is Pyrro, after all. And you know, if it involves lubricants, he is there.

Nope. Abrasives.

Evasion noted.

[robinson]

Damn