You wanna see MY picture?

Quester_X · Post by **Quester_X** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:04 am

Oh, so you went that route, huh? So predictible. I guess you're a one-trick pony.

I mean, considering how fast you must... conclude the business, I supposed one trick is the best you can manage. Perhaps that's why you're so obsessed with sex.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:12 am

Quester_X wrote:Oh, so you went that route, huh? So predictible. I guess you're a one-trick pony.

I will get some change and maybe you can earn another trick.

--J.D.

Quester_X · Post by **Quester_X** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:29 am

You couldn't afford me in any sense of the word.

And apparently you went so fast, you missed the second half of that statment. Do try to keep up.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:07 am

Quester_X wrote:You couldn't afford me in any sense of the word.

You have none to buy, true. "Can't get blood out of a turnip," indeed.

And apparently you went so fast, you missed the second half of that statment. Do try to keep up.

"Statement." It really was not worth notice.

Try a bit harder next time. Use a dictionary. A joke writer. Consider Lysol to rid yourself of that "greasy after-effect."

--J.D.

Quester_X · Post by **Quester_X** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:35 am

Thus says the man whose entire repitore of what he calls "wit" revolves around crude sexual banter. Clearly, the man is desperate for any kind of human attention, and cares not what kind he recieves.

There there. I'm sure SOMEONE must care about you.

Unfortunately for you, it is not me.

You have none to buy, true.

That is because what I have is not for sale. Your dignity, however, seems to be.

xouper · Post by **xouper** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:34 am

No contest. Not even close. DX is getting SPANKED by QX.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:22 am

Quester_X wrote:Thus says the man whose entire repitore of what he calls "wit" revolves around crude sexual banter.

You are the one trying to social climb up a pole.

So I guess I "cast" pearls before a swine.

--J.D.

Mentat · Post by **Mentat** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:10 pm

I'm under the suspicion that Doctor X likes the abuse.

But damn, Quester, do you have to kick the poor guy on the ground? There comes a point where a man turns from tall standing and dignified to a bloody whimpering heap on the ground.

hammegk · Post by **hammegk** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:12 pm

I hope he keeps shoveling.

Go Q.X!

Evolver · Post by **Evolver** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:18 pm

How cute. A fight in the X family.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:43 pm

This explains the response.

--J.D.

Quester_X · Post by **Quester_X** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:18 pm

Doc, I've gotten where I am in life by being smart and capable, not sleeping my way to the top. I can see why you'd be confused, since your own skill set appears to be rather... lacking. In any sense of the word.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:36 pm

Quester_X wrote:Doc, I've gotten where I am in life by being smart and capable, . . .

Yes, I want fries with that.

. . . not sleeping my way to the top.

See? This is what is wrong with the youth today: laziness!

--J.D.

Tiosylanyl · Post by **Tiosylanyl** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:43 pm

Mentat wrote:I'm under the suspicion that Doctor X likes the abuse.

Considering it's Quester doing the abusing, you would too.

Quester_X · Post by **Quester_X** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:23 pm

Darth Vader is way cooler than the Doc here.

See? This is what is wrong with the youth today: laziness!

Laziness? Try pride. A concept which I'm quite sure is foreign to you. Excepting your overinflated ego, of course (which I am quite sure you would have attempted to spin into something perverse, were it not for this disclaimer).

So... are you saying you slept your way to the top of your profession? Or, most likely, somewhere near the middle of it?

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:07 pm

Quester_X wrote:Laziness? Try pride.

You rather discarded that the moment you slid down my pole.

I am still winning.

--J.D.

Quester_X · Post by **Quester_X** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:30 pm

Again, I don't know who you slept with (or more to the point, who would consent to sleep with YOU), but it sure as hell wasn't me.

If these delusions of yours persist, you may want to see a psychiatrist. Of course, when taken together with the hookers, that's just one more person that you'll have to pay in order to have them pay any attention to you.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:44 pm

Quester_X wrote:Again, I don't know who you slept with. . . .

Correct, you did have a bag on your head.

--J.D.

xouper · Post by **xouper** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:46 pm

I cannot resist the obvious reply to this one:

Doctor X wrote:I am still winning.

Ipsi dixit and incorrect.

:BigGrin3:

Evolver · Post by **Evolver** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:48 pm

xouper wrote:I cannot resist the obvious reply to this one:

Doctor X wrote:I am still winning.
Ipsi dixit and incorrect.

:BigGrin3:

He probably thinks he's still getting Meanie PointsTM.
:D

Quester_X · Post by **Quester_X** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:49 pm

That... doesn't even make sense.

Really, are you even TRYING? It's just sad.

Let me save you the time, and spare myself the torture of reading your inept retorts:

Dr. X Says:

Crude sexual reference, crude sexual reference, oh dear god, why doesn't anyone LOVE me?! ... Crude sexual reference.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:51 pm

Quester_X wrote:That... doesn't even make sense.

I see I am using too many big words again.

You wish your mouth was filled with my big words.

--J.D.

P.S. http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/ ... erIngo.gif

Quester_X · Post by **Quester_X** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:54 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Quester_X wrote:That... doesn't even make sense.
I see I am using too many big words again.

You wish your mouth was filled with my big words.

--J.D.

P.S. http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/ ... erIngo.gif

You abuse the language even more than you undoubtedly abuse yourself.

Spend a lot of time searching the internet for illicit smilies?

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:08 pm

Quester_X wrote:
Doctor X wrote:
Quester_X wrote:That... doesn't even make sense.
I see I am using too many big words again.

You wish your mouth was filled with my big words.

--J.D.

P.S. http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/ ... erIngo.gif
You abuse the language even more than you undoubtedly abuse yourself

"Your"

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... eng101.gif

--J.D.

Quester_X · Post by **Quester_X** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:14 pm

Show me where I misspelled "your".

BTW, where'd you get that smiley? You're not a goon, by any chance?

Cool Hand · Post by **Cool Hand** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:21 pm

...aimed for the moon. Kept hitting himself in the face with her boots.

CH

Mulebear · Post by **Mulebear** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:30 am

Quester_X wrote:That... doesn't even make sense. Really, are you even TRYING? It's just sad. Let me save you the time, and spare myself the torture of reading your inept retorts: Dr. X Says:
Crude sexual reference, crude sexual reference, oh dear god, why doesn't anyone LOVE me?! ... Crude sexual reference.

Sorry Doc...

QUESTER WINS!

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h95/m ... natrix.jpg

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:29 am

Quester_X wrote:Show me where I misspelled "your".

Read your post.

I cannot do everything for you.

Looks like you picked up a Fag to add to your collection, Hag.

Not . . . that there is anything wrong with it. However, since it knows Charley in a manner in which children's nightmares are conceived, you should consider extensive decontamination before you let it sit on YOUR milk-crate furniture.

--J.D.

xouper · Post by **xouper** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:29 am

Doctor X wrote:
Quester_X wrote:Show me where I misspelled "your".
Read your post.

I've read it several times looking for the error you allege. I cannot find it. Therefore you are wrong and Quester_X did not misspell anythign. :P

If you disagree, the burden of proof is now upon you to substantiate your original claim.

Quester_X · Post by **Quester_X** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 7:03 am

Doctor X wrote:
Quester_X wrote:Show me where I misspelled "your".
Read your post.

I cannot do everything for you.

Looks like you picked up a Fag to add to your collection, Hag.

Not . . . that there is anything wrong with it. However, since it knows Charley in a manner in which children's nightmares are conceived, you should consider extensive decontamination before you let it sit on YOUR milk-crate furniture.

--J.D.

That sentence is grammatically correct and says exactly what I intended it to. The burden of comprehension lies with you. And I'm quite sure that for you, it IS a burden.

Despite your defamation of Mulebear's character, it rather seems that you're the one obsessed with Charley. After all, you're the one discussing his fan club in your sig. Are you jealous that he likes me better than you?

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:53 am

And th3 Awesome continues. :D

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:07 am

Quester_X wrote:
Doctor X wrote:
Quester_X wrote:Show me where I misspelled "your".
Read your post.

I cannot do everything for you.

Looks like you picked up a Fag to add to your collection, Hag.

Not . . . that there is anything wrong with it. However, since it knows Charley in a manner in which children's nightmares are conceived, you should consider extensive decontamination before you let it sit on YOUR milk-crate furniture.
I have no original material so I am going to have a tantrum now.

Despite your defamation of Mulebear's character, it rather seems that you're the one obsessed with Charley. After all, you're the one discussing his fan club in your sig. Are you jealous that he likes me better than you?

He likes goats.

Of course he likes you better than me, Bubble-Chunks.

I am still winning.

--J.D.

Mulebear · Post by **Mulebear** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:51 am

I'm a champion of neither, but I can recognize who is getting their ass kicked.

Fortunately for Doc, all that time with Bruce has given him tough callouses on his derriere. :P

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:55 am

Fag Hag.

See If I let you spin on my finger again. . . .

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:56 am

. . . and I have reported your post!

--J.D.

Mulebear · Post by **Mulebear** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:22 pm

Don't make me Air Marshal you...

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:34 pm

(Sigh) We have a Flame Wars section for this sort of thing. :roll:

(dodges brick)

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:51 pm

Bruce wrote:(Sigh) We have a Flame Wars section for this sort of thing. :roll:

Judy? Control your boys.

--J.D.

Quester_X · Post by **Quester_X** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:15 pm

Yeah, but who ever posts in flame wars?

I'd rather be a goat than a lame duck. Which, judging by the proficiency of your insults, you certainly are.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:21 pm

Quester_X wrote:Yeah, but who ever posts in flame wars?

I'd rather be a goat than a lame duck. Which, judging by the proficiency of your insults, you certainly are.

Better a lame duck than a dry, lame fu[Right! Stop that!--Ed.]

--J.D.