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Post by Quester_X »

You would know, as that's the only kind you could get.

And again, not from me.
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Quester_X wrote:You would know, from me.
Yes.

--J.D.
CHARLEY_BIGTIME

Post by CHARLEY_BIGTIME »

Quester_X wrote:
I'd rather be a goat .

Told you.
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Post by Doctor X »

CHARLEY_BIGTIME wrote:
Quester_X wrote:
I'd rather be a goat .

Told you.
Charley wins.

Perhaps The Mob of the MEAN [Tm.--Ed.] needs a "Friends of Judy Division"--for Questor's various fags?

You get a boa and a fern, and once a year, after Charley's "Rebus" Quester will sing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow."

--J.D.
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Post by Quester_X »

The only singing one will find in this thread is you singing soprano as I continue to verbally emasculate you. Not that it's hard. You were halfway there already.
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Post by Doctor X »

Quester_X wrote:The only singing one will find in this thread is you singing soprano as I continue to verbally emasculate you.
The men are talking.

--J.D.
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Post by sparks »

At the risk of repeating myself, this thread is T3h Awesome. Worth the price of admission today. :D
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Post by Quester_X »

Doctor X wrote:
Quester_X wrote:The only singing one will find in this thread is you singing soprano as I continue to verbally emasculate you.
The men are talking.

--J.D.
Really? Where?
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Post by Doctor X »

Quester_X wrote:
Doctor X wrote:
Quester_X wrote:The only singing one will find in this thread is you singing soprano as I continue to verbally emasculate you.
The men are talking.
Really? Where?
Do not worry your Pretty Little Head about it.

--J.D.
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Post by Quester_X »

Seriously, you might want to get out of here before the men show up. While an intelligent, educated, confident woman like myself will be fine, you seem rather... flighty. Perhaps you should get back to the kitchen. I'm sure your significant other will want dinner ready soon.
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Post by Doctor X »

Quester_X wrote:Seriously, I am running out of material.
I know.

--J.D.
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Post by xouper »

Quester_X wrote:Seriously, you might want to get out of here before the men show up.
:lmao:
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Post by Hetaera »

Quester_X wrote:Seriously, you might want to get out of here before the men show up. While an intelligent, educated, confident woman like myself will be fine, you seem rather... flighty. Perhaps you should get back to the kitchen. I'm sure your significant other will want dinner ready soon.
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Post by Quester_X »

Hetaera! I'm surprised at you! What have we said about posting other member's photos without their permission? You should at least ask Dr. X for permission before you post that photo of him!
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Post by Doctor X »

Quester_X wrote:Hetaera! I'm surprised at you! What have we said about posting other member's photos without their permission? You should at least ask Dr. X for permission before you post that photo of him!
Why? I did not get permission to post this picture of you:

http://www.sunnyfaces.net/gallery/186_1.jpg

or of Heteara:

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/09/10/phone-sex.jpg

--J.D.
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Post by Hetaera »

Quester_X wrote:
Doctor X wrote:
Quester_X wrote:Youd be hard pressed to find it. I don't have one. Does anybody actually USE myspace nowadays? I mean, I'm sure you do, but does anyone important?
"My Space" is a euphemism, Slattern!

--J.D.
You seem inordinately obsessed with prostitutes. I'm sure you're desperate for me to be one, as that's the only way you'd ever get any from me.

Too bad for you, I am not. You'll need to spend your five dollars elsewhere.
1-800-TO-FLIRT

Your first three minutes are free! Uh, that five dollars will buy you about 90 seconds more...if you need it. ;)
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Post by Quester_X »

By the gods, Doc. I do NOT want to know what you were searching for when you came across that pic. Keep your unsavory fetishes to yourself, hmm?
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Post by Doctor X »

Quester_X wrote:By the gods, Doc. I do NOT want to know what you were searching for when you came across that pic. Keep your unsavory fetishes to yourself, hmm?
What?

You hate secretaries?

http://www.indecentblogs.com/abc/joanne ... eather.jpg

Do NOT go to main page--NSFW!

--J.D.
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Post by Quester_X »

Nah. Just you. :P
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Post by Doctor X »

Quester_X wrote:Nah. Just you. :P
http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/ ... /waaaa.gif

--J.D.
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Post by Quester_X »

Sorry to make you cry. :twisted:
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Post by Mentat »

Quester_X wrote:Sorry to make you cry. :twisted:
I wouldn't be.
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Post by Quester_X »

Ironic echo of one of Doc's favored catch phrases.
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Post by Mentat »

Quester_X wrote:Ironic echo of one of Doc's favored catch phrases.
Now's not the time to backpedal.
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Post by Quester_X »

I'm not. Seriously, go to search, look up that exact phrase, and select "Author: Doctor X". One of his favorites, that and "In the rain".

You've been here for how long?
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Post by Mentat »

Quester_X wrote:I'm not. Seriously, go to search, look up that exact phrase, and select "Author: Doctor X". One of his favorites, that and "In the rain".

No, I get it. There's no reason to explain it.

You've been here for how long?
17 days!!1! :HoppingMad: :HoppingMad2: :HoppingMad2: :HoppingMad: :HoppingMad2:
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Post by Doctor X »

Quester_X wrote:Sorry to make you cry. :twisted:
Relax.

J&D

P.S. Harter say I have claim!!1!
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Post by Quester_X »

???

That's a new one.
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Post by Doctor X »

Quester_X wrote:???

That's a new one.
I win.

Carlos the Injur'dAnus use to try to taunt people with "Sorry to make you cry," and "Relax." How could you not know this? FAIL
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Post by Quester_X »

Because I never waste my time with annoying trolls. Present company excepted, of course. :P

You'll never win.
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Post by Doctor X »

I already have.

--J.D.
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Post by Evolver »

Ipsi dipshit
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Post by Quester_X »

Denial's a big part of your life, huh?
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Post by Doctor X »

Quester_X wrote:Denial's a big part of your life, huh?
Sorry, I have already won.

--J.D.
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Post by Quester_X »

Keep telling yourself that. The rest of the world knows different.
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Post by hammegk »

If he keeps digging, maybe he can convince the first chinaman he sees he's "won".
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Post by Doctor X »

No, while we can blame Questykins for many things, including that "imperceptible scent of mackerel," I do not think she is responsible for "t3h A1DZ."

--J.D.
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Post by Quester_X »

Hmm? Oh what, that smell? That's the smell of your miserable failure. It clings to you as desperately as you do to the hope that you could ever best me.
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Post by Doctor X »

Quester_X wrote:Hmm? Oh what, that smell? That's the smell of your miserable failure. It clings to you as desperately as you do to the hope that you could ever best me.
No, you need to close your legs.

--J.D.
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Post by Quester_X »

Only if you close your mouth. The offal extruding from it is most offensive.