The generic text adventure thread.
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.
The thread returns to life and quickly entangles your legs and is snaking toward your arms.
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.
Realizing that the leaflet from 3 years ago remains unread, you unfold it.
It contains two words:
"Modulo"
And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:
"Covfefe"
It contains two words:
"Modulo"
And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:
"Covfefe"
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.
You cut off your arms and put the covfefe into the modulo and the lime in the coconut using your feet. You feel better until you realize that you drank toe jam.
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.
You haven't picked up the wrench.
There is a pipe wrench here.
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There is a pipe wrench here.
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.
Not having arms, use of a pipe wrench is limited.
A sprite appears and repairs your arms
A sprite appears and repairs your arms
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.
You find a leaflet from 3 years ago, you unfold it.
It contains two words:
"Modulo"
And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:
"Covfefe"
It contains two words:
"Modulo"
And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:
"Covfefe"
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.
You examine the coin. One one face is the head of Belwit the Flat. On the other face is the denomination: 1 Zorkmid. It is a Flathead coin of great antiquity.
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You put the coin in your dressing gown. Your dressing gown begins to glow blue.
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You try to trade the zorkmid for a Bitcoin but AM, the computer, screams about how much it hates you, erases your mouth, and pushes you down an elevator shaft.
You are at the bottom of an elevator shaft. There is a door here.
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You are at the bottom of an elevator shaft. There is a door here.
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.
Gram's Mom tells you to get back up there and try the other door.
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.
Inside the door is a folded paper
It is a leaflet from 3 years ago, you unfold it.
It contains two words:
"Modulo"
And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:
"Covfefe"
It is a leaflet from 3 years ago, you unfold it.
It contains two words:
"Modulo"
And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:
"Covfefe"
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You try the other door. A voice booms, "Do you open doors without knocking first?"
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.
A clear voice with a NY accent responds from the other side. It says:
"COVFEFE"
"COVFEFE"
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The door opens. Through the doorway you can see a hallway with cobwebs dangling from the ceiling and walls. In the distance is a dim, flickering light.
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You call maintenance. The elevator doors open far above you. A voice yells out, "Catch!" You see a light bulb falling toward you.
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.
Do you mean that you want to look at the light bulb? Please phrase your input in the form of an action.
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It's getting dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Covfefe.
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The light bulb bounces once, then shatters on the floor.
Down the hallway, through the cobwebs, you see a flickering light in the distance.
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Down the hallway, through the cobwebs, you see a flickering light in the distance.
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.
Brideshead reference? Didn't Sebastian say that the Plovers laid at the command of his mother?
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.
I do not understand "yeah I'm out". Please enter a valid action.
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You are in a twisty maze of little passages, all different. Written on the wall in lizard's blood is C?VF??E. There is a paper note stuck to the floor labelled P.T.O. You hear the distant sound of a badly played violin.