Sexuality and finger length

How not to buy a brick in a box off the back of a truck.

Please choose the appropriate response

I am male/gay/my index finger is shorter than my ring finger
1
5%
I am male/gay/my index finger is the same length as my ring finger
1
5%
I am male/gay/my index finger is longer than my ring finger
0
No votes
I am male/straight/my index finger is shorter than my ring finger
13
68%
I am male/straight/my index finger is longer than my ring finger
1
5%
I am female/gay/my index finger is shorter than my ring finger
0
No votes
I am female/gay/my index finger is longer than my ring finger
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No votes
I am female/straight/my index finger is shorter than my ring finger
0
No votes
I am female/straight/my index finger is longer than my ring finger
0
No votes
On Planet X, we are fingerless bisexuals
3
16%
 
Total votes: 19
asthmatic camel
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Post by asthmatic camel »

My index and ring fingers are the same length. Does this mean I'm a closet bisexual?
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DrMatt
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Post by DrMatt »

Same length, within the tolerances that I can see without getting out special lenses.
The question raises further questions:
Standards by which to measure?
How much of a difference counts as no longer the same?
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sparks
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Post by sparks »

Poll is flawed: No male/straight/same length option.

But thanks for playing.
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