More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:59 am

I mean, the Cleveland Fan does win this one.

--J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed May 01, 2019 11:07 pm

https://i.imgur.com/DQS1Q1O.jpg

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue May 28, 2019 6:09 am

https://twitter.com/Cut4/status/1133144 ... 73/video/1

--J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:07 pm

Remembering Ten Cent Beer Night

http://blog.ulib.csuohio.edu/showtopic.php?thread=626

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:29 pm

More rememberable than Tienanmen Square.

--J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 6:08 pm

Link:

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jul 07, 2019 4:34 am

Wow.

Shame.

--J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Nov 04, 2019 1:52 am

@WillBrinson
Jay Feely reports the NFL told Odell Beckham and Jarvis Landry to change their shoes at halftime or they won’t be allowed to play.

Browns in a nutshell this year

https://i.imgur.com/TC5Vtsq.jpg

Reported as "clown cleats", but that's the Joker mask from The Dark Knight, and as originated in the 1966 Batman series when The Joker first appears.

https://i.imgur.com/Dx65X2A.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/b2obiHr.gif

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Nov 05, 2019 1:04 am

Sort of sums up this year's Browns.

Oh, and they waived Whitehead after his racist rant on Twitter.

"Time for another rebuilding phase."

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Nov 05, 2019 3:53 am

When he threatened to kill a reporter, the reporter tweeted back: "if you don't miss."

Ouch.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:01 am

Link:

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 1:52 am

https://i.imgur.com/89m5tqu.jpg

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Dec 29, 2019 5:27 pm

Link:

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Dec 29, 2019 9:36 pm

BWAHAHAHAHA

https://i.imgur.com/dvgh76C.jpg

@Reflog_18
Browns fans are 99 percent scar tissue.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Dec 29, 2019 9:43 pm

Link:

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Jan 12, 2020 7:20 pm

Browns set to hire Stefanski for head coach #18...5th head coach of the Haslam era.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:44 am

McNeil @Reflog_18

Our team left us for someone else.

Then we got another but it isn’t the same.

All we look forward to is drinking beer on Sundays but now our dog has died.

The Browns are literally a country song.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:36 pm

McNeil @Reflog_18
Swagger left us far too soon @ the age of 6

In those 6 years here are all the Browns starting QBs he presided over as mascot:

Brian Hoyer
Johnny Manziel
Connor Shaw
Austin Davis
Josh McCown
Cody Kessler
RG III
DeShone Kizer
Kevin Hogan
Tyrod Taylor
Baker Mayfield

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Feb 08, 2020 3:48 pm

https://i.imgur.com/W0dwetL.jpg

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Feb 29, 2020 1:26 am

https://www.news5cleveland.com/sports/b ... on-hot-mic

Tony Grossi has been suspended after apparently calling Baker Mayfield a “f***ing midget” during a show on ESPN Cleveland WKNR.

Grossi made the comment while the mics were still hot during a discussion about NFL quarterbacks, according to bustedcoverage.com.

Good Karma Brands issued a statement Tuesday about the incident.

“The term Tony used is a derogatory slur to describe Little People. Good Karma Brands will not tolerate derogatory language that demeans others or groups of people,” the company said Tuesday in a media release.

Welcome to Cleveland.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 6:12 am

The new LA Rams logo leaked online and is beyond terrible.

Here's a critique that Pyrrho can appreciate.

Spoiler:

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 7:37 am

All jokes aside, it is not bad other than there is nothing about it that says "LA Rams."

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 11:00 am

I can see what they're trying to do. Back to the drawing board, boys.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:23 pm

https://i.imgur.com/ap5c0hK.jpg

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:10 am

Did they not have designers back then?

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:15 am

Art directors, graphic artists, and lettering men. None of this newfangled "designer" malarkey.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Sun Apr 05, 2020 12:51 am

I was going to ask which one of their failed at their job and cropped people's heads out; but I suspect they were cropped due them having "Afros".

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Sun Apr 05, 2020 1:45 am

Grammatron wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 12:51 am I was going to ask which one of their failed at their job and cropped people's heads out; but I suspect they were cropped due them having "Afros".

The white man hadn't had his head cropped.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Apr 05, 2020 1:49 am

He was shorter than the players...

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Apr 16, 2020 6:21 am

He begins in . . . Cleveland. . . .

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 11:51 am

Support is growing for the Cleveland Indians to change the team name to the Cleveland Buckeyes...which was...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_Buckeyes

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:46 pm

Well, at least they got rid of Chief Wahoo.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 11:00 pm

A lot of folks want it to be The Cleveland Guardians, named after the art deco statuary on the Hope Memorial Bridge. But someone pointed out that the sculptor had done a bas-relief depicting a white guy taking a sword to a Native American so that won't work.

The should call the team "The Cleveland Wahoos" and have done with it, although The Cleveland Flats would work too.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jul 06, 2020 6:50 pm

McNeil
@Reflog_18

Cleveland Indians new name odds (from @betonline_ag)

Spiders 3/1
Naps 4/1
Guardians 5/1
Buckeyes 6/1
Dobys 7/1
Wild Things 8/1
Blue Sox 9/1
Rocks 10/1
Cuyahogas 15/1
Crows/Rockers 20/1
Unions 25/1
Fellers 33/1
Great Lakers 40/1
Steamers (off the board)

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 5:07 pm

Pyrrho wrote: ↑Mon Jul 06, 2020 6:50 pm
McNeil
@Reflog_18

Cleveland Indians new name odds (from @betonline_ag)

Spiders 3/1
Naps 4/1
Guardians 5/1
Buckeyes 6/1
Dobys 7/1
Wild Things 8/1
Blue Sox 9/1
Rocks 10/1
Cuyahogas 15/1
Crows/Rockers 20/1
Unions 25/1
Fellers 33/1
Great Lakers 40/1
Steamers (off the board)

Alternatives:

Mice
Fail
Nonces
Moderate breezes.
Despair
and my personal favourite,

Catamites.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:28 pm

Hotarubi wrote: ↑Tue Jul 07, 2020 5:07 pm
Pyrrho wrote: ↑Mon Jul 06, 2020 6:50 pm
McNeil
@Reflog_18

Cleveland Indians new name odds (from @betonline_ag)

Spiders 3/1
Naps 4/1
Guardians 5/1
Buckeyes 6/1
Dobys 7/1
Wild Things 8/1
Blue Sox 9/1
Rocks 10/1
Cuyahogas 15/1
Crows/Rockers 20/1
Unions 25/1
Fellers 33/1
Great Lakers 40/1
Steamers (off the board)

Alternatives:

Mice
Fail
Nonces
Moderate breezes.
Despair
and my personal favourite,

Catamites.

"Cleveland Midges" should be on the list as well.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Sep 07, 2020 12:42 pm

An item from the family heirlooms.

https://i.imgur.com/BapwcJF.jpg

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Sep 28, 2020 11:19 pm

https://www.wkyc.com/article/sports/mlb ... da96795d4f

Following the Indians' 8-6 win over the Pittsburgh Pirates -- which when coupled with the Chicago White Sox' 10-8 loss to the Chicago Cubs clinched the No. 4 seed in the American League for Cleveland -- team president Chris Antonetti confirmed to reporters that Francona won't return to the team for the postseason.

"Tito continues his recovery but is not yet physically able to manage the team," Antonetti said.

The 61-year-old Francona hasn't managed the Indians since Aug. 16 and has been dealing with gastrointestinal issues since Spring Training. In August, Francona underwent a procedure to address a blood clotting issue.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Oct 19, 2020 11:46 pm

https://i.imgur.com/gbkq21G.jpg

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Thu Oct 22, 2020 2:26 am

LSU Football Self-Imposes Penalties, Bans Odell Beckham Jr. from Facilities for Two Years

LSU is self-imposing penalties for rules violations and hoping the NCAA doesn’t levy more.

The school is docking itself eight football scholarships over a two-year period and reducing recruiting visits, evaluations and communication after a nearly two-year investigation uncovered booster payments to the father of a football player, sources tell Sports Illustrated. The school is banning from its facilities for two years ex-LSU receiver and current NFL star Odell Beckham Jr., who distributed $2,000 worth of $100 bills during a wild scene that unfolded on the field following LSU’s win over Clemson in the national championship game in the New Orleans Superdome.

Contacted this week about the news, LSU officials sent to SI a statement on Wednesday.

“LSU has worked proactively and in cooperation with the NCAA to identify and self-report any violations that occurred within our football program," Robert Munson, LSU Senior Associate Athletic Director, said in the statement. "We believe these self-imposed penalties are appropriate and we will continue to coordinate and cooperate with the NCAA on this matter.”