More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Dec 28, 2021 7:50 am

So Washington chose Nessie as their logo?

Is there no one they will not exploit?

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jan 03, 2022 1:02 pm

https://www.cleveland.com/browns/2022/0 ... ek-17.html

Browns eliminated from the playoffs before taking the field for Monday Night Football in Week 17

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Mon Jan 03, 2022 7:00 pm

I thought Heaveland had "already won" the Superbowl in September - just like all the other teams*?

(* - except the Jets of course)

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 03, 2022 8:51 pm

From Pyrrho's article:

CLEVELAND, Ohio -- The Browns entered Week 17 with an opportunity, if things broke right, to control their own destiny to winning the AFC North. Instead, they were eliminated from the playoffs before even taking the field on Monday night in Pittsburgh.

that is so Cleveland.

Cue Randy Newman.

– J.D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Mon Jan 03, 2022 9:09 pm

I'd just like to point out that the Bentgirls won the division with a #1 QB draft pick.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 03, 2022 10:29 pm

"Yes, but they won't keep it."

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Jan 11, 2022 7:26 pm

https://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-he ... e-weigh-in

Are Past Cleveland Baseball Players Former Indians or Former Guardians? Reporters, the Franchise and Baseball Hall of Fame Weigh In

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jan 12, 2022 3:05 am

Worse, will they have to retcon Major League?

– J. "Up Yours, Jobu!" D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Wed Jan 19, 2022 1:04 am

Pyrrho wrote: ↑Tue Jan 11, 2022 7:26 pm https://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-he ... e-weigh-in

Are Past Cleveland Baseball Players Former Indians or Former Guardians? Reporters, the Franchise and Baseball Hall of Fame Weigh In

The question itself confuses me.

It's like the people who claim that Bruce Jenner was always a woman, and you're not even supposed to say the name anymore.

Of course they remain "former Indians".

It would make as much sense to say that Jackie Robison played for the Los Angeles Dodgers. No. He played for the Brooklyn Dodgers.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jan 19, 2022 2:53 am

Robison played for the Dodgers?

– J.D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Wed Jan 19, 2022 3:34 am

Nah, he sung ol' man River.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jan 19, 2022 3:37 am

Did he require the interpreters?

– J.D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Wed Jan 19, 2022 3:47 am

Sorry can you translate that.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jan 19, 2022 4:04 am

I do not speak Scouser.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Jan 19, 2022 11:40 am

https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/loc ... nd-bologna

Sugardale stops making beloved Cleveland bologna

"The decision to exit the bologna category, made in late 2021, was a difficult one that reflects the need for us to focus on the items that appeal to the greatest number of consumers," said Robert Hite, a company spokesman.

Sugardale, founded in Canton in 1920, made bologna for nearly a century. Now headquartered in Massillon, a division of Fresh Mark, the company still makes ham, bacon, hot dogs, pepperoni and salami.

In an email, Hite added: "We are proud of our heritage in bologna and appreciate the loyalty our customers showed over many years. While presently there are no plans to reintroduce bologna, we are always evaluating the connection our products make with customers and how they fit with consumer eating trends."

:freedom:

In other news, the statin market dropped 6 points.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Wed Jan 19, 2022 6:45 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 4:04 am I do not speak Scouser.

– J.D.

Excuse me stewardess, I speak Scouser:

"What's happnin, laaah? Aiirrrmmm, raar dehyz torkin da mascot's scortty an bin cleared, like. Sose deh nobs be arkin fur deh laffs, dya no warra mean?"

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:24 am

Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 6:45 pm
Doctor X wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 4:04 am I do not speak Scouser.

– J.D.
Excuse me stewardess, I speak Scouser:

"What's happnin, laaah? Aiirrrmmm, raar dehyz torkin da mascot's scortty an bin cleared, like. Sose deh nobs be arkin fur deh laffs, dya no warra mean?"

Dey doodey donday doh?

Horrible people. Liverpool is a government sponsored training ground for elite criminals where no-one passes the exams.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:46 am

Hotarubi wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:24 am
Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 6:45 pm
Doctor X wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 4:04 am I do not speak Scouser.

– J.D.
Excuse me stewardess, I speak Scouser:

"What's happnin, laaah? Aiirrrmmm, raar dehyz torkin da mascot's scortty an bin cleared, like. Sose deh nobs be arkin fur deh laffs, dya no warra mean?"
Dey doodey donday doh?

Horrible people. Liverpool is a government sponsored training ground for elite criminals where no-one passes the exams.

Dey surelay, innit.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:56 am

Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:46 am
Hotarubi wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 1:24 am
Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 6:45 pm
Doctor X wrote: ↑Wed Jan 19, 2022 4:04 am I do not speak Scouser.

– J.D.
Excuse me stewardess, I speak Scouser:

"What's happnin, laaah? Aiirrrmmm, raar dehyz torkin da mascot's scortty an bin cleared, like. Sose deh nobs be arkin fur deh laffs, dya no warra mean?"
Dey doodey donday doh?

Horrible people. Liverpool is a government sponsored training ground for elite criminals where no-one passes the exams.
Dey surelay, innit.

Ey! Ey! Caaahm Jown! Caahm Jown! Nohneet fuddat

Remember, Cilla Black said Liverpool was the greatest place in the world which is why she spent the last 20 years of her life in Buckinghamshire.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:58 am

They gave us The Beatles.

Wait.

– J.D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 4:20 am

Doctor X wrote: ↑Thu Jan 20, 2022 2:58 am They gave us The Beatles.

Wait.

– J.D.

Life goes on.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 5:12 am

I read the news today.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:30 pm

It is now against the law to release balloons in Cleveland.

Oh, and Mayfield's shoulder surgery was a success. He is "getting back to his true self." :hyper:

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Jan 29, 2022 8:52 am

https://twitter.com/MLBcathedrals/statu ... CNVNw&s=19

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun Jan 30, 2022 1:45 am

Yikes. That sounds like it could have ended tragically.

Doesn't exactly make me want to have him as a dentist either.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Feb 15, 2022 12:10 am

@NickCaminoWKYC

Cleveland Guardians pitchers and catchers were scheduled to report to Goodyear, Arizona this upcoming Thursday, Feb. 17 for the start of spring training.

Given the current state of negotiations between MLB and the MLBPA, I’m doubting that will be the case…

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Feb 15, 2022 8:55 am

– J.D.

P.S.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Mar 19, 2022 12:21 am

https://twitter.com/RobBuchananFOX/stat ... 8403753985

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Mar 19, 2022 4:02 am

NFL will announce his year-long suspension for "conduct unbecoming" in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1. . . .

– J.D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Sat Mar 19, 2022 4:24 am

I am always thankful for Heaveland's management always making the Pirates look good.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Mar 20, 2022 8:26 pm

Official.

https://www.ideastream.org/news/clevela ... tson-trade

How much playing time Watson will actually get in the 2022 season is still up in the air as the NFL continues its own investigation.

Meanwhile, the Cleveland Rape Crisis Center issued a statement Saturday calling the trade decision “triggering” for many and encouraged people in need of support to contact the center.

"To the community we say, we see you," the center's statement reads. "We hear your outrage. We feel it too. Every click. Every post and every tweet. Every donation sends a clear message."

Watson will receive a fully guaranteed five-year, $230 million contract, according to the Associated Press.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Mar 21, 2022 5:31 am

"Every donation sends a clear message"

Glad they have their priorities straight.

I will not defend the man, but I am unaware that he has been accused of raping anyone, even a Whoppie Goldberg "rape rape."

Still . . . "if Hitler could hit the long ball. . . ."

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Mar 29, 2022 10:51 pm

https://i.imgur.com/a6oqMT4.jpg

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Mar 30, 2022 7:17 pm

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Wed Mar 30, 2022 7:42 pm

How many weeks before they stop playing that at home games?

I'm doing a book.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Wed Mar 30, 2022 7:45 pm

Meanwhile, Pittsburgh have hit more home runs than anyone in spring training.

This proves two things:

1/ World series win according to the forums.

2/ The coming of the apocalypse according to more sensible people.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Apr 17, 2022 9:43 am

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/carto ... 022_5_.gif

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Apr 17, 2022 11:02 pm

https://www.theonion.com/cleveland-guar ... 1848748440

Cleveland Guardians Criticized For Stereotypical Depictions Of Art Deco Community

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 9:37 pm

Twit: https://twitter.com/mlb_fights/status/1517956175815401472

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Apr 23, 2022 10:21 pm

See, that is the problem with Cleveland.

Never close the deal.

– J.D.