Some guy named Ban Ki Moon sent me some email

How not to buy a brick in a box off the back of a truck.
ed
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Re: Some guy named Ban Ki Moon sent me some email

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I know a certain rev. who could help you out. :D
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Re: Some guy named Ban Ki Moon sent me some email

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Today's laugh comes from
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15 Feb 2012 10:03:00 EST
Date: Wed, 15 Feb 2012 07:02:03 -0800
From: Mohammed Raman <mohammedraman34@yahoo.com>
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: The Magical power of invisibility


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POWER OF YOUR SPIRITUAL STRENGTH TALISMAN. To gain the Magical power of
invisibility, to make you invisible in terms of trouble of armed robbers THE
GREAT MYSTERIOUS MAGICAL DEFINE POWER OF THE GREAT AMAL HAMZAAD
Talisman.{The hidden spiritual The man who will hold such a secret HAMZAAD
Talisman. the world will be in his feet and will be too small for him. THE
WONDERS THAT THE GREAT HAMZAAD { THE SECRET ANGEL} WILL PERFORM FOR YOU. 1]
To gain the power of invisibility, to make you invisible in terms of trouble
of armed robbers ,no one will see you or witness your actions, the power
permits you to penetrate anywhere unseen and un-notice. You can investigate
someone without him noticing you even by using your camera will not be
noticed. At anytime you want to be invisible to people eyes all you need to
do is to hang this great AMAL HAMZAAD Talisman. on your neck and hold it
with your right hand and you will hold a mirror on your left hand look at
yourself on the mirror and pronounce the magic word that i will send to you,
you will not see your face again on that mirror automatically you are
invisible ,you can now go anywhere you wish to go. If you desire to make
yourself visible, you will pronounce the second secret word and you will be
automatically be visible to people.Police and army in WEST AFRICA use this
great power for their protection and their investigations.

2] AMAL HAMZAAD { THE SECRET ANGEL} is also a messenger for you, for
example; if you want your divorced wife or husband to come back to you , all
you need to do is to hang THE GREAT HAMZAAD Talisman on your neck and hold
it with your right hand and pronounce the secret word and mention the name
of the person you wish to come back to you , at this moment THE GREAT
HAMZAAD { THE SECRET ANGEL} will be on duty and within a few hours he or she
will be pleading to came back to you. if you also wish that your boyfriend
or girlfriend to came to you, you should follow the same process.

3]if you want to get something from someone by command him/her they will
obey what you are requesting , he or she must surely obey and send it to
you.

4] If you want to know anything past or present or condition and position
of a person. get a white plate fill it with water and hang AMAL HAMZAAD
Talisman on your neck and hold it with your right hand look into the plate
of water and pronounce the secret word, the water will gradually change to
blue color and you will see what you wish to see.

5]If you are looking for a job at a particular place ,hang AMAL HAMZAAD
Talisman on your neck and hold it with your right hand and request to that i
want this job ,mention the name of the job and i want this job to be offered
to me.

6] if you are traveling by air Incase a plane is about to crash THE GREAT
HAMZAAD [ THE SECRET ANGEL] will safe you and will make you sleep
immediately and take you out of the plane and land you on safety ground.

7]if you are a student and you are sitting for examination THE GREAT HAMZAAD
{ THE SECRET ANGEL} will reveal the examination papers to you and if you
request for answer it will reveal it to you.The power of all nine planet are
infused into this one power and it work according to the ambitions of the
holder which no person can overpower his progress and prosperity and his
desire of living. This power helps the wearer to drive away all evil spirits
, ghost, bad dreams, sleepless night, poison, gunshots, robbery, accidents
and also help a person to achieve the impossible desires in life specially
for chronic diseases, barren woman ,lack of knowledge, safe traveling, safe
delivery of a child , marriage proposals, passion for love ,jobs . Promotion
in jobs.It will prove to be your guardian angel always at your command.I
receive calls around the world everyday from people thanking me for this
great power. Life will be no misery anymore and will be full of the
happiness and pleasure through the guardians.I will send you AMAL HAMZAAD
Talisman{ THE SECRET ANGEL} This will take about 3 to 4 days to deliver.TO
GET REPLY FROM ME SEND ME YOUR NAMES: ADDRESS:COUNTRY:SEX:AGE:TEL NUMBER: I
will be waiting for you response.
CONTACT. Mohammed Rahman
International Astrologer and Psychic Adviser
mohammedraman34@yahoo.com
CALL ME OR SEND TEXT MESSAGE ON Tel;+234 803-064-9883


FREE SECRET LAWS TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM.
1,If you don't want to consult a spiritualist in your neighborhood and you
decide to perform the rituals by yourself then contact me for the secret law
of any of your desire,I will send you the formulas to you free so that you
will perform it by yourself and you will achieve a very marvelous result
that will change your life.
2,If you also wish to know about your self and why you are not succeeding
after every effort you have made.I will also tell you why including your
present and future.
3,State your problems to me i will advice you on how it will be solved. if
you want me to send you the formula on how it will be solved i will send it
to you.consider your self that your problems has been solved.
TO GET REPLY FROM ME SEND ME YOUR NAMES: ADDRESS:COUNTRY:SEX:AGE:TEL
NUMBER: I will be waiting for you response.
CONTACT. Mohammed Rahman
International Astrologer and Psychic Adviser
mohammedraman34@yahoo.com
CALL ME OR SEND TEXT MESSAGE ON Tel;+234-803-064-9883



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I like how psychics always require that you tell them a whole lot of data and that you contact them.
They apparently cannot do their own Googling.