The All New SC Dead Pool

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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I'll stick with Mel. He's 2000 years old, so it can't be much longer.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_Year_Old_Man
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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I would humbly remind you that these are supposed to be shots of Whitney on her ass intoxicated. Now, get off your butts and lose those glam shots! :x
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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AA, I would recommend the one on the right side;

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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From experience: the one on the right is far more fun but may have issues. The one on the left is really no fun at all and certainly has issues.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Confirmed.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Kirk Douglas for the secret square.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Sticking with the Polish electrician here.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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izittrue wrote:Kirk Douglas for the secret square.
iz, looks like someone beat you to that choice (check top of this page).
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Stan Lee
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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:)
HghrSymmetry wrote:
izittrue wrote:Kirk Douglas for the secret square.
iz, looks like someone beat you to that choice (check top of this page).
But I had him pages ago. :wink:
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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izittrue wrote::)
HghrSymmetry wrote:
izittrue wrote:Kirk Douglas for the secret square.
iz, looks like someone beat you to that choice (check top of this page).
But I had him pages ago. :wink:
Oh, I suppose I wasn't informed of the rule change. :wink:

And btw, you and Ny's wasted Houston avies could use a little work.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Abdul Alhazre:........... 1/2 credit (non wasted shot).
shemp:....................1/2 credit (non wasted shot).
sparks:....................full credit, wasted shot.
asthmatic camel:.........MIA
Anaxagoras:............. 1/2 credit (non wasted shot).

Oh well, maybe better results next time.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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HghrSymmetry wrote:
izittrue wrote::)
HghrSymmetry wrote:
izittrue wrote:Kirk Douglas for the secret square.
iz, looks like someone beat you to that choice (check top of this page).
But I had him pages ago. :wink:
Oh, I suppose I wasn't informed of the rule change. :wink:

And btw, you and Ny's wasted Houston avies could use a little work.
I wasn't in the last couple of rounds
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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HghrSymmetry wrote:Abdul Alhazre:........... 1/2 credit (non wasted shot).
shemp:....................1/2 credit (non wasted shot).
sparks:....................full credit, wasted shot.
asthmatic camel:.........MIA
Anaxagoras:............. 1/2 credit (non wasted shot).

Oh well, maybe better results next time.
How about now?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Nyarlathotep wrote:
HghrSymmetry wrote:
izittrue wrote::)
HghrSymmetry wrote:
izittrue wrote:Kirk Douglas for the secret square.
iz, looks like someone beat you to that choice (check top of this page).
But I had him pages ago. :wink:
Oh, I suppose I wasn't informed of the rule change. :wink:

And btw, you and Ny's wasted Houston avies could use a little work.
I wasn't in the last couple of rounds
I changed anyway, as a show of good faith
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Abdul Alhazred........... 0 credit. welched and went back to regular avie before the 2 week minimum.
shemp:....................full credit, changed to wasted shot.
sparks:....................full credit, wasted shot.
asthmatic camel:.........MIA
Anaxagoras:............. 1/2 credit (non wasted shot).
Nyarlathotep:.............1.5 credits (bonus points for changing when not in this round).

Updated.

Thanks.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Nyarlathotep wrote:Stan Lee
I've had my bets on Stan Lee for years now. :|
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Bruce wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:Stan Lee
I've had my bets on Stan Lee for years now. :|
I forgot that was your usual pick.

If you want him, I will let you have him and go back to Bush The Elder instead
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Nyarlathotep wrote:
Bruce wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:Stan Lee
I've had my bets on Stan Lee for years now. :|
I forgot that was your usual pick.

If you want him, I will let you have him and go back to Bush The Elder instead
Thanks. I'll even share half the spoils if I win.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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No prob
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
sparks: Lech Walesa
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Robert Mugabe
Nyarlathotep: George Bush Snr.
Hghr Symmetry: Kirk Douglas
Bruce: Stan Lee

Just checking nobody had Hawking...
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Ken Dodd..He cant have long left .. :De_Bunk:
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Here's a good 'un..Im sure he's still alive..

'Burt Reynolds'..

:D
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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David Goodall, scientist extraordinaire.
David William Goodall AM (born 4 April 1914) is an Australian botanist and ecologist. He was influential in the early development of numerical methods in ecology, particularly the study of vegetation'

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-43957874


104 years old but healthy. Dibs.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Fag! You, not him.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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I'll allow Burt Renolds, Listy wins a consolation prize.

http://i.imgur.com/lfcFTxR.png

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
sparks: Lech Walesa
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Robert Mugabe
Nyarlathotep: George Bush Snr.
Hghr Symmetry: Kirk Douglas
Bruce: Stan Lee
De-Bunk:Burt Reynolds
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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I should win.

http://www.newser.com/story/259083/scie ... anned.html
David Goodall, the 104-year-old Australian scientist who campaigned for the legalization of assisted suicide, died Thursday in Switzerland, Fox News reports. Goodall, who spoke at length on the eve of his death about why he wanted to end his own life, administered a lethal drug under the guidance of doctors at the Life Circle clinic in Basel, CNN reports. He had traveled there to die, with four family members and a close friend by his side, because euthanasia is illegal in Australia. Goodall, a renowned botanist and ecologist, died while listening to Beethoven's "Ode to Joy."
I was within all rules. Therefore, I win.

I demand acknowledgement. All shall wear Bozo avatars for the next week.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Abdul Alhazred wrote:You already won the consolation prize, which is no less than the warm feeling of knowing you are right.

So no bozo avatars, unless you yourself feel like sporting one yourself.
Sorry. Not good enough.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Abdul Alhazred wrote:You already won the consolation prize, which is no less than the warm feeling of knowing you are right.

So no bozo avatars, unless you yourself feel like sporting one yourself.
But that would be redundant.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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:x :x :x
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Rob should win for the same reason Anax won when he picked Nelson Mandela on his death-bed.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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The rules were clarified after De-Bunk cuntishly started posting every almost-dead or just-dead person he could find on the interwebz.

People with pre-existing conditions are not allowed, and I'm not going to accept any coffin-dodgers over the age of 100 either.

Because I can.

So fuck you.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Cheating Cunt Listy pwned again.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Abdul Alhazred wrote:Another one for De Bunk.

104 years old and wants to be the poster boy for assisted suicide. :)

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/10/worl ... -dead.html
Dude, are fucking insane!? That would never pass muster here. You should be banned from this thread for that.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Abdul Alhazred wrote:But the 112 year old veteran of WWII who sits on his front porch smoking cigars and drinking whiskey is OK? :BigGrin3:
My post was my way of telling you that you picked my [winning] pick
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Who?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Oh. That baby raping war criminal asshole Kissinger.

Thanks.

Hope you win that one. Quicker that motherfucker dies the better for the rest of us, and the planet.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Does anyone have Eugenia Cooney?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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WildCat wrote:Does anyone have Eugenia Cooney?
Self-admitted pre-existing condition. Not allowed.

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