The All New SC Dead Pool

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
sparks: Lech Walesa
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Robert Mugabe
Nyarlathotep: George Bush Snr.
Hghr Symmetry: Kirk Douglas
Bruce: Stan Lee
De-Bunk:Burt Reynolds
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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I want Hugh Hefner
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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ed wrote:I want Hugh Hefner
https://i.imgur.com/oDZfYqM.jpg
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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You'll have to forgive ed, he was born with the Cheating Cunt gene.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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I want Ruth Bader Ginsburg

https://media.glamour.com/photos/5a65f5 ... social.jpg
Twitter Users Promise to Protect Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg at All Costs After SCOTUS Shakeup
https://www.glamour.com/story/twitter-r ... -go-scotus

:doglaugh:
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Thanks for having my back
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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fuckin' ghouls
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Me too.

Plus I get more lulz.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg cannot die until noon on Jan. 20th, 2021.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Weekend at Ruthie's?

That sounds like one for the movie trailer thread.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
sparks: Lech Walesa
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Robert Mugabe
Nyarlathotep: George Bush Snr.
Hghr Symmetry: Kirk Douglas
Bruce: Stan Lee
De-Bunk:Burt Reynolds
ed: Ruth Gader Ginsburg
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Thats "Bader" you sexist, anti-semitic, racist, fascist, thug, limey, bastard, tosser, wanker ... <whew.. outrage is tiring>
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It's Ruth Gaydar Ginsburg.
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https://www.throwbacks.com/content/imag ... 7799-1.jpg
please, think of Keith
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Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
sparks: Lech Walesa
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Robert Mugabe
Nyarlathotep: George Bush Snr.
Hghr Symmetry: Kirk Douglas
Bruce: Stan Lee
De-Bunk:Burt Reynolds
ed: Ruth Gaydar Bintsburg
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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It's perfectly clear: People aren't dying quickly enough to keep this thread interesting.
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sparks wrote:It's perfectly clear: People aren't dying quickly enough to keep this thread interesting.
To paraphrase The Yogi, "If people don't wanna die, how ya gonna stop 'em?"
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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De-Bunk is the winner.

Photo humiliation subject?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Sure enough!

This one's for you De-Bunk!! :De_Bunk:
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Congratulations, De-Bunk. :)

https://i.imgur.com/r6YCcUd.png
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Aaand we're off again.

I'm staying with William Shatner.
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Asthmatic Camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissenger
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Sticking with the electrician.
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Burt Reynolds snuffed it. De_Bunk done good. :)
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Asthmatic Camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissenger
sparks: Lech Walesa
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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No change.
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Asthmatic Camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissenger
sparks: Lech Walesa
shemp: Mel Brooks
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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And could you kindly name your victims? This is becoming hard work, something I'm no good at.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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I am trying to decide ... Shemp or "Mad Mike" Hoare
Give me a minute
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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ed wrote: Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:31 pm I am trying to decide ... Shemp or "Mad Mike" Hoare
Give me a minute
Get a fucking move on, you fat, lazy Floridian bastard; I don't have all day.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Mad Mike for me.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Norman Lloyd looks promising.

Thanks.
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Asthmatic Camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
sparks: Lech Walesa
shemp: Mel Brooks
HghrSymmetry: Norman Lloyd. Cheating cunt.
ed: Mad Mike Whiddett
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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asthmatic camel wrote: Fri Sep 14, 2018 4:46 am
HghrSymmetry: Norman Lloyd. Cheating cunt.
Perhaps. I don't have any info on his fidelity.
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I suppose I'll have to allow it, as he doesn't appear to have any serious ailments.

In future I'm going to make it a standing rule that no entrants over the age of 100 are allowed.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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What, you mean I can't pick Kane Tanaka?
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Sun Sep 23, 2018 11:42 pm
asthmatic camel wrote: Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:41 pm I suppose I'll have to allow it, as he doesn't appear to have any serious ailments.

In future I'm going to make it a standing rule that no entrants over the age of 100 are allowed.
If Henry lives past 100 ( damn! :evil: ), can I still have him? :notsure:
In the Biblical sense?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Nah, you're OK with Henry, even if he lives to 120.

What I mean is I'm not going to allow any new contestants who are already 100 years old.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:41 pm I suppose I'll have to allow it, as he doesn't appear to have any serious ailments.

In future I'm going to make it a standing rule that no entrants over the age of 100 are allowed.
Acknowledged. Oh well, makes it a little tougher, but so be it.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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No contestants over 100????

Why? Are you ageist?