The All New SC Dead Pool

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:42 am

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:16 pm Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.

Next time you inadvertently leave me outta this, I'll fucking well quit. You limey bastard! :)

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:27 am

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.

There, there, petal, I've put you at the top of the list and spelt his name correctly for you. :)

ed · Post by ed » Sat Mar 23, 2019 10:03 am

George Burns for me.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:36 am

Nobody had Gene Wilder?

Just checking.

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:53 am

Who the fuck is the Cunt who picked Big Papi?

--J.D.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Mon Jun 10, 2019 1:01 pm

I thought Gene Wilder died in 2016. Did he die again?

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:18 am

Fine. I'll withdraw my entry for Alex Trebek.

Put me in for Betty White. She's 80 this year. Stan Lee was a strapping young lad of 15 when Betty was born.

Rob Lister · Post by **Rob Lister** » Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:40 am

Bruce wrote: ↑Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:18 am Fine. I'll withdraw my entry for Alex Trebek.

Put me in for Betty White. She's 80 this year.

Try 97

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Tue Jun 11, 2019 3:02 am

She may be 97, but she'd turn Bruce inside out.

ed · Post by ed » Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:12 am

I'll take Hugh Hefner. And no back talk dammit.

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:41 am

For an elder god, you really don't get out much, do you? :)

ed · Post by ed » Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:16 am

"merely"?

Need I remind you?

BEHOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Broken.jpg

ed · Post by ed » Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:05 pm

apostate :x

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:12 pm

Rob Lister wrote: ↑Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:40 am
Bruce wrote: ↑Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:18 am Fine. I'll withdraw my entry for Alex Trebek.

Put me in for Betty White. She's 80 this year.

Try 97

Thought she was older than 80. Guess I should have researched a little more.

ceptimus · Post by **ceptimus** » Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:40 pm

Can I have Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh?

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Thu Jun 13, 2019 12:15 am

Betty's already 'ad 'im.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:42 am

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:43 am

I'll allow Prince Philip now that he's stopped driving...

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

ed · Post by ed » Fri Jun 14, 2019 12:00 pm

Fine. I'll take Asthmatic Camel :x

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:33 pm

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:43 am I'll allow Prince Philip now that he's stopped driving...

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat stupid cheating cunt.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

FTFY

ed · Post by ed » Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:37 pm

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: AC or Shemp
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:49 pm

shemp wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:33 pm ed: is still a fat stupid cheating cunt.

What's this supposed to mean?

Are you trying to get banned, AC? Did I miss a short-time announcement?

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:01 pm

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel or Shemp
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

ed · Post by ed » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:07 pm

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:01 pm sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

:x

Giz · Post by **Giz** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:09 pm

Is it too late too add Iran?

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 1:42 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:09 pm Hey ed!

I notice an awful lot of traffic in this thread with no one dead yet.

Quit stirring the pot. :p

Shut up or I'll pick you next.

As for ed, AC will probably outlive me.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 8:03 am

https://hosting.photobucket.com/images/ ... fit=bounds

まだ生きている。外道!

--J.D.

ed · Post by ed » Wed Oct 02, 2019 4:52 pm

Bernie Sanders

too soon?

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Wed Oct 02, 2019 10:41 pm

Who he? Anyway, you chose me and I aitn't dead yet.

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:06 pm

Nobody had Ginger Baker, just checking.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:57 pm

Henry is of the Undead.

ed · Post by ed » Sun Oct 06, 2019 3:54 pm

I don't want you, you are pickled from booze and are not going anywhere. I want William "the Shat" Shatner
Thank you.

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Wed Oct 02, 2019 10:41 pm Who he? Anyway, you chose me and I aitn't dead yet.

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 4:36 pm

I believe Shitner is taken. Why don't you take Donald Trump, he's probably going to blow a gasket and drop any minute now. I'm sticking with Brooks, I don't believe in changing horses in midstream.

ed · Post by ed » Sun Oct 06, 2019 4:36 pm

I want Shatner

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 4:38 pm

Careful ed, don't blow a gasket.

ed · Post by ed » Sun Oct 06, 2019 6:16 pm

He's about to go, I can feel it.

AC is a gangly poof, he does not deserve "the Shat"

Just bask in the versatility
https://mandesager.dk/wp-content/upload ... bum_fb.jpg

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 6:30 pm

Shatner is mine and mine only.

Nonce.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 6:32 pm

ed wrote: ↑Sun Oct 06, 2019 4:36 pmI want Shatner

Every woman in the galaxy's 'ad 'im.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:44 pm

He can get injections of young blood and rejuvenate.

ed · Post by ed » Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:11 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:45 pm Dammit die already! :evil:

https://i.imgur.com/fBpedgD.jpg

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