The All New SC Dead Pool

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:49 am

Didn’t I have Kirk Douglas 4 years ago?

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:26 am

Just watched the 1 hour Netflix special on Betty White. It was a lovely wake. We love you Betty. Now take the hint and go toward the light.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:09 pm

izittrue wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:49 am Didn’t I have Kirk Douglas 4 years ago?

Someone did, don't know if it was you.

However, you don't have him now, so tough shit.

https://i.imgur.com/zocDPGH.gif

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:10 pm

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

Giz · Post by **Giz** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:59 pm

No one had the EU?

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 6:24 pm

What? The EU died just because the UK told it to fuck off? :)

ed · Post by ed » Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:09 pm

OK, I have had a vision.

I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.

Update the list accordingly please.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:13 pm

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

ed · Post by ed » Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:24 pm

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:13 pm sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

If I were psychotic then those scary elf-like creatures with the fangs that creep around the house and swamps at night wouldn't be real, would they? Answer that you lanky poof.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:38 pm

Q.E.D.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:58 am

ed wrote: ↑Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:09 pm OK, I have had a vision.

I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.

Update the list accordingly please.

Lister will outlive you, you corpulent fuck!

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Thu Feb 13, 2020 4:18 am

I wanna change my pick to ed. :x

Rob Lister · Post by **Rob Lister** » Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:44 am

Jealousy, ed. Ignore them.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:08 pm

Jesus. Now Abdul wants proportional representation.

That's enough fucking about for this round, you're all stuck with your current picks. (And I know Listy isn't going to die just yet because I'm his personal trainer.)

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

ed · Post by ed » Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:33 pm

My scary elf friends have told me that they are coming for you AC.
https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/dail ... 58x370.jpg

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Thu Feb 13, 2020 5:24 pm

https://i.imgur.com/fiXnUE5.jpg

ed · Post by ed » Thu Feb 13, 2020 5:40 pm

You probably like Shemp too.

ed · Post by ed » Thu Feb 13, 2020 5:51 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:47 pm
ed wrote: ↑Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:09 pm OK, I have had a vision.

I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.

Update the list accordingly please.

Dafuq with this avatar? :?

170.jpg

It is an iconic and memorable depiction of the concept of going the extra mile for my pals here. Sticking my neck out, as it were.

Get it? Original, no?

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:53 am

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Tue Feb 18, 2020 12:57 am

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:09 pm
izittrue wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:49 am Didn’t I have Kirk Douglas 4 years ago?
Someone did, don't know if it was you.

However, you don't have him now, so tough shit.

https://i.imgur.com/zocDPGH.gif

I thought the pick was for life until death.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:07 am

Picks must be renewed every round.

Because I simply can't be arsed going back through seven years' posts every time someone remotely famous snuffs it.

Here's your crap consolation prize.

https://i.imgur.com/ULFn9kX.jpg

ed · Post by ed » Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:50 pm

Bwahahahaha

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Tue Feb 18, 2020 5:46 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:47 pm You mean if I'm out to lunch when somebody wins, I could lose my dibs of Henry? :HoppingMad:

Tough old world, innit?

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:13 am

Come on, Bill, I'm counting on ya!

https://i.imgur.com/vrasZ3B.jpg

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:07 am

Harvey Weinstein

ed · Post by ed » Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:12 am

Everyone

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:35 am

I switch to CCE (Cheating Cunt Ed).

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:08 am

Jimmy Tarbuck. Hope springs eternal.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:49 am

Hotarubi wrote: ↑Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:08 am Jimmy Tarbuck. Hope springs eternal.

I very much regret that I can't allow Tarby. Preexisting condition.

In February 2020, Tarbuck revealed that, the day after his 80th birthday, he was diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 9:55 pm

Didn't know that. I feel dirty now.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:01 pm

Ronald Atkins

Fid · Post by **Fid** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:06 am

Ronald, I have no idea who you are bro but share me name well.

ed · Post by ed » Thu May 21, 2020 12:49 pm

I am switching. Lister seems too damn healthey, I would have thought he'd be too weak to post by now.

I want Col Michael "Mad Mike" Hoare

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Jan 02, 2021 10:47 pm

Larry King is in the hospital, "battling" COVID-19

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:10 pm

I wanna switch to Joe Biden. Anyone have Joe Biden? :)

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Sun Jan 03, 2021 3:59 am

Betty White is 98. Any day now.

Fid · Post by **Fid** » Sun Jan 03, 2021 5:21 am

Jimmy Carter. Dang, I thought guys with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel were disqualified .

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sun Jan 03, 2021 5:37 pm

Rulez is Rulez.

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Fid: Jimmy Carter (I'll just about allow that.)

Nobody is allowed to pick Joe Biden or Donald J. Trump. (Although I will allow Boris Johnson as a fair pick.)

ed · Post by ed » Sun Jan 03, 2021 5:49 pm

I think picking Lister is in poor taste. And if I ever run for the presidency, my lack of graciousness on the matter will undoubtedly surface. Therefore I am taking Mick Jagger.

Fid · Post by **Fid** » Sun Jan 03, 2021 6:27 pm

The guy is a fuckin' vampire him and Keith Richards too. They spend the daylight hours in coffins lined with cocaine and money.