The All New SC Dead Pool

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Didn’t I have Kirk Douglas 4 years ago?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Just watched the 1 hour Netflix special on Betty White. It was a lovely wake. We love you Betty. Now take the hint and go toward the light.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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izittrue wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:49 am Didn’t I have Kirk Douglas 4 years ago?
Someone did, don't know if it was you.

However, you don't have him now, so tough shit.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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No one had the EU?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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What? The EU died just because the UK told it to fuck off? :)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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OK, I have had a vision.

I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.

Update the list accordingly please.
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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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asthmatic camel wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:13 pm sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
If I were psychotic then those scary elf-like creatures with the fangs that creep around the house and swamps at night wouldn't be real, would they? Answer that you lanky poof.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Q.E.D.
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ed wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:09 pm OK, I have had a vision.

I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.

Update the list accordingly please.
Lister will outlive you, you corpulent fuck!
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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I wanna change my pick to ed. :x
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Jealousy, ed. Ignore them.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Jesus. Now Abdul wants proportional representation.

That's enough fucking about for this round, you're all stuck with your current picks. (And I know Listy isn't going to die just yet because I'm his personal trainer.)

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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My scary elf friends have told me that they are coming for you AC.
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https://i.imgur.com/fiXnUE5.jpg
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You probably like Shemp too.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:47 pm
ed wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:09 pm OK, I have had a vision.

I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.

Update the list accordingly please.

Dafuq with this avatar? :?

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It is an iconic and memorable depiction of the concept of going the extra mile for my pals here. Sticking my neck out, as it were.

Get it? Original, no?
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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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asthmatic camel wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:09 pm
izittrue wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:49 am Didn’t I have Kirk Douglas 4 years ago?
Someone did, don't know if it was you.

However, you don't have him now, so tough shit.

https://i.imgur.com/zocDPGH.gif
I thought the pick was for life until death.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Picks must be renewed every round.

Because I simply can't be arsed going back through seven years' posts every time someone remotely famous snuffs it.

Here's your crap consolation prize.

https://i.imgur.com/ULFn9kX.jpg
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Bwahahahaha
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:47 pm You mean if I'm out to lunch when somebody wins, I could lose my dibs of Henry? :HoppingMad:
Tough old world, innit?

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Come on, Bill, I'm counting on ya!

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Harvey Weinstein
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Everyone
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I switch to CCE (Cheating Cunt Ed).
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Jimmy Tarbuck. Hope springs eternal.
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Hotarubi wrote: Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:08 am Jimmy Tarbuck. Hope springs eternal.
I very much regret that I can't allow Tarby. Preexisting condition.
In February 2020, Tarbuck revealed that, the day after his 80th birthday, he was diagnosed with prostate cancer.
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Didn't know that. I feel dirty now.
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Ronald Atkins
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Ronald, I have no idea who you are bro but share me name well.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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I am switching. Lister seems too damn healthey, I would have thought he'd be too weak to post by now.

I want Col Michael "Mad Mike" Hoare
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Larry King is in the hospital, "battling" COVID-19
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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I wanna switch to Joe Biden. Anyone have Joe Biden? :)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Betty White is 98. Any day now.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Jimmy Carter. Dang, I thought guys with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel were disqualified .
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Rulez is Rulez.

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Fid: Jimmy Carter (I'll just about allow that.)

Nobody is allowed to pick Joe Biden or Donald J. Trump. (Although I will allow Boris Johnson as a fair pick.)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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I think picking Lister is in poor taste. And if I ever run for the presidency, my lack of graciousness on the matter will undoubtedly surface. Therefore I am taking Mick Jagger.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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The guy is a fuckin' vampire him and Keith Richards too. They spend the daylight hours in coffins lined with cocaine and money.