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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Update.

asthmatic camel: Christopher Lee
grayman: Don Rickles
MrMonty: Stan Lee
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
ed: Jerry Lewis
whitefork: Chuck Berry
Nyarlathotep: Abe Vigoda
Bearguin: Rob Ford
Grammatron: Pissing his knickers over Teh Roolz
izittrue: Nancy Reagan. No, you can't change your mind; a bet's a bet.
Be_Drunk: Speaker for the dead.
jacks: Mickey (fucking) Rooney
Tiosylanyl: Carla Laemmle
Badger: Sid Caesar
Doctor X: Some stoopid cartoon I can't read.
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You could . . . if you had a Mac.






You know, cursor . . . click on image . . . profit.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Still sticking with Dick Van Dyke.
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Update.

asthmatic camel: Christopher Lee
grayman: Don Rickles
MrMonty: Stan Lee
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
ed: Jerry Lewis
whitefork: Chuck Berry
Nyarlathotep: Abe Vigoda
Bearguin: Rob Ford
Grammatron: Still pissing his knickers over Teh Roolz
izittrue: Nancy Reagan. No, you can't change your mind; a bet's a bet.
Be_Drunk: Speaker for the dead.
jacks: Mickey (fucking) Rooney
Tiosylanyl: Carla Laemmle
Badger: Sid Caesar
Doctor X: Smug McFanboy
silverdrake: Dick Van Dyke
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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silverdrake wrote:Still sticking with Dick Van Dyke.
Pay your debt, pony up.
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Who the fuck is Abe Vigoda?

And is he dead yet?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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asthmatic camel wrote:Who the fuck is Abe Vigoda?

And is he dead yet?

Abe Vigoda best known for his role as Detective Fish in Barney Miller (a comedy TV show centered around a New York Police Precinct) back in the 1970's and he also played a role in The Godfather.

http://decollins1969.files.wordpress.co ... vigoda.jpg

Yes he is still alive, working even. Much to my surprise too, because his whole schtick even back when he did Barney Miller was that he was an old detective, close to retirement. He is in his 90's now, I believe.
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Nyarlathotep wrote:
asthmatic camel wrote:Who the fuck is Abe Vigoda?

And is he dead yet?

Abe Vigoda best known for his role as Detective Fish in Barney Miller (a comedy TV show centered around a New York Police Precinct) back in the 1970's and he also played a role in The Godfather.

http://decollins1969.files.wordpress.co ... vigoda.jpg

Yes he is still alive, working even. Much to my surprise too, because his whole schtick even back when he did Barney Miller was that he was an old detective, close to retirement. He is in his 90's now, I believe.
Not to mention that there have been several mistaken reports of his death. In fact, his still being alive has repeatedly been the butt of jokes during NY Friar's Club roasts.
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Actually, I thought he WAS dead (not that I had heard a report of his death, I just sort of assumed given his age back when I used to watch him on TV) until I saw him at the end of that Snickers bar commercial.

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jacks wrote:
silverdrake wrote:Still sticking with Dick Van Dyke.
Pay your debt, pony up.

Is this better, jacks? :D
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silverdrake wrote:
jacks wrote:
silverdrake wrote:Still sticking with Dick Van Dyke.
Pay your debt, pony up.

Is this better, jacks? :D
Much, thanks :)
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Fine, whatever. :roll:
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I'm going with Betty White. She has to go sometime.

http://mdht.files.wordpress.com/2011/08 ... -white.jpg

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Update.

asthmatic camel: Christopher Lee
grayman: Don Rickles
MrMonty: Stan Lee
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
ed: Jerry Lewis
whitefork: Chuck Berry
Nyarlathotep: Abe Vigoda
Bearguin: Rob Ford
Grammatron: Still pissing his knickers over Teh Roolz
izittrue: Nancy Reagan. No, you can't change your mind; a bet's a bet.
Be_Drunk: Speaker for the dead.
jacks: Mickey (fucking) Rooney
Tiosylanyl: Carla Laemmle
Badger: Sid Caesar
Doctor X: Smug McFanboy
silverdrake: Dick Van Dyke
Bruce: Betty White
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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'James Gandolfini'...come to me in a vision i had last night...

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Another dead guy...
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Fuck...

Another 'vision' come true..

:nutkick:

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De_Bunk wrote:Fuck...

Another 'vision' come true..

:nutkick:

DB

Are you sure that you don't have blue leaky gods showering you with the majik visionz? :D
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Silerdrake...

Could be...It seems i get these 'insights to the future' when i've drunk 5 or 6 cans of 'Special Brew'..and looking into the toilet bowl..

There is a rushing sound...The scented Blue water swirling..then the mists clear..and i see..Yes..I see the images...

It's freaky...I could become the next 'Nostrodamus' of the 21st century..

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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who has Kirk Douglas? 97 today.
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whitefork wrote:who has Kirk Douglas? 97 today.
I did in the "New SC Dead Pool," but I'm wondering if the tough SOB might outlive us all.

Nah. Put me back down for him again. He's a good pick. Hate to lose him, though. Great actor, very nice, gracious man. He's the perfect classic male movie star (after Cary Grant and Gregory Peck, but they're both dead, so not so perfect now).

CH
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Note to whitefork re. Thread title
SC Dead Pool NOT SC Happy Birthday Pool
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just trying to counterbalance De_Bunk's choosing the already-dead.
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Mikhail Kalashnikov

92

alive, barely. I offer him to my pals here
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Update.

asthmatic camel: Christopher Lee
grayman: Don Rickles
MrMonty: Stan Lee
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
ed: Jerry Lewis
whitefork: Chuck Berry
Nyarlathotep: Abe Vigoda
Bearguin: Rob Ford
Grammatron: Still pissing his knickers over Teh Roolz
izittrue: Nancy Reagan. No, you can't change your mind; a bet's a bet.
Be_Drunk: Speaker for the dead.
jacks: Mickey (fucking) Rooney
Tiosylanyl: Carla Laemmle
Badger: Sid Caesar
Doctor X: Smug McFanboy
Cool Hand: Kirk Douglas
ed: Mikhail Kalashnikov
silverdrake: Dick Van Dyke
Bruce: Betty White
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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'Allen Nicklasson'...between 11 and 15 December 2013..

And no...He's not dead..

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de-bunk is Mr.EX




why, because spreetual turht conna conquer the wotld
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If you kill him you are disqualified.
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Do "dead men walking" count? I think we need a lawyer's opinion.
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Ed....

I had the 'vision' today...

'Allen Nicklasson'...Definitely between 10th and 12th December 2013..

The disturbance in the force is strong on this..

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PS...

Camel...

Smartass...

:D

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asthmatic camel wrote:Do "dead men walking" count? I think we need a lawyer's opinion.
I would say "no." Once there is a public announcement that someone is gravely ill or mortally injured, they are out of bounds for the dead pool, unless already selected and posted before the announcement is public.

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ed wrote:If you kill him you are disqualified.
Then Clint Eastwood comes and shoots you with a harpoon gun.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Cool Hand wrote:
asthmatic camel wrote:Do "dead men walking" count? I think we need a lawyer's opinion.
I would say "no." Once there is a public announcement that someone is gravely ill or mortally injured, they are out of bounds for the dead pool, unless already selected and posted before the announcement is public.

CH
No changing the rules.

It's still possible Henry will die before whatsisface is executed.
Fuck you, Abdul. I don't see any rules posted in this thread. AC asked for a ruling and I gave him mine.

Changing the rules? What rules? Care to point to the post in this thread with the rules?

Anyway, any 5-yr-old could tell you in a game like this picking someone who is already dying (or whose death you control -- ahem, pet owners) is cheating.

CH
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:If there are no rules, then there is no cheating.
A sense of fairness seems to be a quality that is inherent to certain mammals, explicit rules or no. No one needs to be taught what "fair" means. Among other things, fairness implies being able to detect when cheating occurs. Very small kids can spot it. Witness the Ally Bank TV commercials with the little kids. One even involves a pony.
Are you a lawyer or a judge? :p
Yes. 8)

CH
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I am too.
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Cool Hand wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Cool Hand wrote:
asthmatic camel wrote:Do "dead men walking" count? I think we need a lawyer's opinion.
I would say "no." Once there is a public announcement that someone is gravely ill or mortally injured, they are out of bounds for the dead pool, unless already selected and posted before the announcement is public.

CH
No changing the rules.

It's still possible Henry will die before whatsisface is executed.
Fuck you, Abdul. I don't see any rules posted in this thread. AC asked for a ruling and I gave him mine.

Changing the rules? What rules? Care to point to the post in this thread with the rules?

Anyway, any 5-yr-old could tell you in a game like this picking someone who is already dying (or whose death you control -- ahem, pet owners) is cheating.

CH
IIRC this was discussed and agreed to in the other thread after Anax picked Nelson Mandela following the press that he was not doing well.
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Tiosylanyl wrote:
Cool Hand wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Cool Hand wrote:
asthmatic camel wrote:Do "dead men walking" count? I think we need a lawyer's opinion.
I would say "no." Once there is a public announcement that someone is gravely ill or mortally injured, they are out of bounds for the dead pool, unless already selected and posted before the announcement is public.

CH
No changing the rules.

It's still possible Henry will die before whatsisface is executed.
Fuck you, Abdul. I don't see any rules posted in this thread. AC asked for a ruling and I gave him mine.

Changing the rules? What rules? Care to point to the post in this thread with the rules?

Anyway, any 5-yr-old could tell you in a game like this picking someone who is already dying (or whose death you control -- ahem, pet owners) is cheating.

CH
IIRC this was discussed and agreed to in the other thread after Anax picked Nelson Mandela following the press that he was not doing well.
Fuck you, too, Tiosy Mordread.

CH
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Cool Hand wrote:
Tiosylanyl wrote:
Cool Hand wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Cool Hand wrote:
asthmatic camel wrote:Do "dead men walking" count? I think we need a lawyer's opinion.
I would say "no." Once there is a public announcement that someone is gravely ill or mortally injured, they are out of bounds for the dead pool, unless already selected and posted before the announcement is public.

CH
No changing the rules.

It's still possible Henry will die before whatsisface is executed.
Fuck you, Abdul. I don't see any rules posted in this thread. AC asked for a ruling and I gave him mine.

Changing the rules? What rules? Care to point to the post in this thread with the rules?

Anyway, any 5-yr-old could tell you in a game like this picking someone who is already dying (or whose death you control -- ahem, pet owners) is cheating.

CH
IIRC this was discussed and agreed to in the other thread after Anax picked Nelson Mandela following the press that he was not doing well.
Fuck you, too, Tiosy Mordread.

CH
Seems to me that you now have TWO avatars to earn.

Fucker.