The All New SC Dead Pool

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:38 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
De_Bunk wrote:'Allen Nicklasson'...between 11 and 15 December 2013..

And no...He's not dead..

DB
Had to google him.

Damn you're good.

New Execution Date Set for Mo. Inmate Allen Nicklasson (CBS)

I guess I'll sit this one out then.

I have to admit that's clever! Mine actually took a few months longer than I thought it would.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:41 pm

izittrue wrote:I'll take nancy Reagan unless she's dead already then I take Keith Richards.

Hey! Where's your pony? Waiting for me to choose one for you?

:)

De_Bunk · Post by **De_Bunk** » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:58 pm

Meh...

:nutkick:

DB

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:40 pm

Bunkers, you need to make your visions more reliable.

Had you chosen Eleanor Parker, we could all have disposed of the ponies and picked avatars of your choice.

(I hope he never wins. Shudder.)

De_Bunk · Post by **De_Bunk** » Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:02 pm

Camel...

Farc you...

DB

(ETA...If ever did win...My punishment would be a sig claiming you find 'John Edward' or 'James van Praagh' strangely attractive....and that you 'honestly, 100%' mean it...and that both of them have a 'Cute ass')

Bearguin · Post by **Bearguin** » Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:09 pm

Cool Hand wrote:
(or whose death you control -- ahem, pet owners)

CH

Just want to say fuck you.

hammegk · Post by **hammegk** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:32 am

My 'pony' avatar is by far the best one.

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:14 am

Never would have dreamed that Betty White would be the last living Golden Girl.

Hey Betty.........BOO!!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PufdmIeGNyc/T ... pearls.jpg

De_Bunk · Post by **De_Bunk** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:19 pm

Yeh...

Farc you Abdul...with all your rules...You're no different to Hitler..

:nutkick:

DB

De_Bunk · Post by **De_Bunk** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:31 pm

Abdul..

Fuck..What avatar???

It aint the one with my ass out, is it?..(When i got a weeks suspension)..

Or the one where i got my penis covered with my hands and stating 'Yes girls..It is that big'..(When i was banned for a month)

I'm fearing the worst on this one..

DB

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:36 pm

Oh! How our pasts return to haunt us!

Where's robinson?

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Wed Dec 11, 2013 8:58 pm

See, I was nice when I won. I just made people have Torgo avatars, I am willing to bet half the people with those avatars had no idea who Torgo even was. If I were mean, I would have gone with Pedobear.

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:25 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:See, I was nice when I won. I just made people have Torgo avatars, I am willing to bet half the people with those avatars had no idea who Torgo even was. If I were mean, I would have gone with Pedobear.
I considered the Pedobear option, but then someone who knows my secret identity could say I'm a very prolific poster on a forum where practically everyone else has Pedobear as an avatar.

That's actually close to the reason I didn't go with the pedobear idea. Short version, didn't want any misunderstandings getting anyone into actual trouble.

De_Bunk · Post by **De_Bunk** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 6:30 am

Abdul..

FFS...How many years ago did i make that?..

I remember it..

:lol:

DB

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:54 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
hammegk wrote:My 'pony' avatar is by far the best one.
Damn!

I wish I'd thought of that.

I did specifically say "My Little Pony".

I don't really consider it legit. But, whatever.

MrMonty · Post by **MrMonty** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 1:06 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
hammegk wrote:My 'pony' avatar is by far the best one.
Damn!

I wish I'd thought of that.

I did specifically say "My Little Pony".

I don't really consider it legit. But, whatever.

Whoops. Sorry, I only saw a later post that simply said "pony". I thought everyone picking "My Little Pony" stuff was their own personal preference. :)

ed · Post by ed » Thu Dec 12, 2013 1:17 pm

MrMonty wrote: Whoops. Sorry, I only saw a later post that simply said "pony". I thought everyone picking "My Little Pony" stuff was their own personal preference. :)

This is Skeptical Community not Fag Community.

Jesus.

hammegk · Post by **hammegk** » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:41 pm

Billy Graham sr if no one else has him.

clarsct · Post by **clarsct** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:19 am

Sticking with Kalashnikov

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:58 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
izittrue wrote:I'll take nancy Reagan unless she's dead already then I take Keith Richards.
Hey! Where's your pony? Waiting for me to choose one for you?

:)

Did I miss a memo? Pony? Someone make me a Groucho pony.

Tiosylanyl · Post by **Tiosylanyl** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:01 am

izittrue wrote:
Anaxagoras wrote:
izittrue wrote:I'll take nancy Reagan unless she's dead already then I take Keith Richards.
Hey! Where's your pony? Waiting for me to choose one for you?

:)
Did I miss a memo? Pony? Someone make me a Groucho pony.

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:12 am

Here it is snipped and resized to an appropriate size for an av.

silverdrake · Post by **silverdrake** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:21 am

Wow, that was really sweet of you, Nyarl :)

Now izittrue will have to pony up :D

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:18 am

Update.

asthmatic camel: Christopher Lee
grayman: Don Rickles
MrMonty: Stan Lee
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
ed: Jerry Lewis
whitefork: Chuck Berry
Nyarlathotep: Abe Vigoda
Bearguin: Rob Ford
Grammatron: Still pissing his knickers over Teh Roolz
izittrue: Nancy Reagan. No, you can't change your mind; a bet's a bet.
Be_Drunk: Speaker for the dead.
jacks: Mickey (fucking) Rooney
Tiosylanyl: Carla Laemmle
Badger: Sid Caesar
Doctor X: Smug McFanboy
Cool Hand: Kirk Douglas
clarsct: Mikhail Kalashnikov
silverdrake: Dick Van Dyke
Bruce: Betty White
hammegk: Billy Graham Sr.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:20 am

clarsct wrote:Sticking with Kalashnikov

clarsct, ed tried to steal your pick and voted twice. Normal service has been resumed.

(The poor old boy hasn't been the same since he moved to Florida.)

ed · Post by ed » Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:57 am

asthmatic camel wrote:
clarsct wrote:Sticking with Kalashnikov
clarsct, ed tried to steal your pick and voted twice. Normal service has been resumed.

(The poor old boy hasn't been the same since he moved to Florida.)

Wait a minute. I said:

Mikhail Kalashnikov

92

alive, barely. I offer him to my pals here

No theft, a simple act of (misguided) kindness to my brothers and sisters who can't tell if a person is frail. I like Jerry and am sticking with him.

Very unfair accusation. I am reporting you.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:47 am

Reporting people is against Teh Roolz.

Asshole.

ed · Post by ed » Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:49 am

There does not appear to be any way to report a person. I am therefore thanking you instead.

Maybe you have learned something from this sad incident.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 8:54 am

I shall report the deputy update proofreader to Pyrrho and see if he gives a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.

Asshole.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:16 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:Here it is snipped and resized to an appropriate size for an av.

Thx. But it says it's too large. Fuk.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:19 pm

Got it. I'm official. Say the secret word.

De_Bunk · Post by **De_Bunk** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:37 pm

Ed always cheats...And so does Abdul...

That's all i know..

DB

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:02 pm

Oh, Bunkers, I got your abusive Xmas card.

Expect something in return.

:D

De_Bunk · Post by **De_Bunk** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:18 pm

Camel...

Whilst we are, always (As the card stated)...and always will be....I know who farkin rules ur house..

And yeh...You can't really catch 'Leprosy of the ass'... :D

Sorry, if anyone who reads your X-Mas cards will offended..

:twisted:

DB

De_Bunk · Post by **De_Bunk** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:35 pm

'Off Subject'...

Yeh...I know...

Sorry people..

DB

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:41 pm

I'm sure there's a great wailing and gnashing of teeth...

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:46 am

Allen Nicklasson executed in Missouri

Are you guys allowing this?

Before starting the next one maybe we should agree on the rules beforehand.

ed · Post by ed » Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:57 am

asthmatic camel wrote:I'm sure there's a great wailing and gnashing of teeth...

Kindly keep your sexual practices to yourself. Thank you.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:05 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Anax: Don't be a sore loser.

I haven't picked anyone, so I didn't lose.

Anyway, here's my suggestions:

1) The person must be a member of the species Homo Sapiens.
2) The person cannot die by capital punishment.
3) The person cannot already be hospitalized or in hospice care.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:26 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Even if you weren't playing this round, you lose because no more ponies once De Bunk makes his determination.

And phooey on your proposed rules.

My pick is Kissinger, even if he somehow dies of capital punishment. :BigGrin3:

NO! :HoppingMad: :bluesad: :HoppingMad2:

PONIES FOREVER!!!!!
:POMG: :pblink: :pface: