I put it here for his discussion on how badly "ancient time" is for "us" who grew up in Christian/European societies where everything seems to "start" 2,000 years ago.
Then you study ancient history and realize there was a culture that had a THOUSAND FUCKING [Approved archaeological time designation. – Ed.] YEAR DYNASTY . . . four fucing thousand years ago.
"Wait . . . everyone before JESUS were . . . like . . . wearing Sackcloth and Ashes" – "sackcloth" is a hapax logemenon and we have no idea what it actually is, but it sort of "sounds like 'sackcloth,' maybe and [GET ON WITH IT! – Ed.] – "so the pyramids were built by Space Aliens!"
I feel it screws up actual professional scholars. Granted, I tend to "play in the biblical" . . . not . . . that there is anything wrong with it . . . but you get theological historians trying to desperately create a King Shlomo Solomon with copper foundries, shipping, castles, wifi, et cetera.
But wait . . . the Romans, what have they ever done for US? . . . no . . . wait . . . the Romans really WERE a "thing" before JESUS . . . and Caesar . . . and have you heard of the Greeks?
Yeah growing up the only video game we got to play was "jiggle the tube in the back of the set" when the TV was on the fritz. BZZZZT! Too bad kid, you lose!