Why Florida is an awsome place to live
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live
If only there were cameras in the mall
Oh wait, no video, so not a white supremacy crime
Oh wait, no video, so not a white supremacy crime
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech ... orida.html'Penis snakes' are moving into Florida: Several legless amphibians from South America have been spotted in a canal near the Miami International Airport
https://i.imgur.com/5iAXn1Q.jpg
- Caecilians are native to Colombia and Venezuela, but have been found in Florida
- Experts pulled several from the Tamiami Canal located in Miami
- It is believed that these caecilians, or 'penis snakes' are discarded pets
- The creatures are nearly blind and uses sensors attached to their face to hunt
Now ed has penis snakes, great!
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... =algorithmFlorida Parents Sue DeSantis, Ask Court to Allow Mask Mandates
- Governor’s order conflicts with state constitution, suit says
- Senator says DeSantis rule undermines conservative principles
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/norweg ... 021-08-09/U.S. judge says Florida can't ban cruise ship's 'vaccine passport' program
A U.S. judge has allowed Norwegian Cruise Line Holdings Ltd. to demand that passengers show written proof of coronavirus vaccination before they board a ship, dealing a major blow to Florida Governor Ron DeSantis's effort to ban "vaccine passports."
In a preliminary ruling issued on Sunday, U.S. District Judge Kathleen Williams in Miami said Norwegian would likely prevail on its argument that the "vaccine passport" ban, signed into law by DeSantis in May, jeopardizes public health and is an unconstitutional infringement on Norwegian's rights.
https://bocanewsnow.com/2021/08/07/flor ... on-friday/187 Children Hospitalized In Florida For COVID-19
The latest report from the Department of Health and Human Services reveals that 50 children were admitted to hospitals in Florida on Friday for confirmed cases of COVID-19. HHS says that 29 children were admitted for “suspected” COVID, bringing the COVID pediatric admission total on Friday to 79.
There are now 187 hospitalized pediatric patients in Florida with confirmed COVID-19. Pediatric is generally defined in Florida as 18 or under.
Also in Florida, 2,158 adults were admitted to hospitals on Friday with a confirmed COVID-19 diagnosis, while 303 were admitted for “suspected” COVID-19. The total of new confirmed and suspected COVID-19 adult cases requiring hospitalization in Florida on Friday is 2,461.
In total: 13,747 hospital beds in Florida are currently occupied with patients receiving COVID-19 treatment. 2,750 of those COVID-19 patients are receiving treatment in an ICU.
For all conditions, 48,560 hospital beds in Florida being used out of a total of 57,843.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/fl ... k-n1276263Florida breaks record for new daily Covid cases for third time this week
Hospitalizations have increased at record-breaking levels for six consecutive days, according to the Department of Health and Human Services.
A record-breaking 23,903 new Covid-19 cases were reported in Florida on Friday, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
This marks the third time this week that Florida has surpassed its record of new daily Covid-19 cases. The state first reported its highest one-day total on July 31 with 21,683 new cases. Then, on Thursday, at least 22,783 new daily cases were reported, CDC data shows.
"This is real. And it didn’t have to be this bad," Nikki Fried, Florida's commissioner of agriculture and consumer services, tweeted Saturday. "We need everyone to do their part — #GetVaccinatedNow & #MaskUp. If not for yourself, for your friends, family, and neighbors. For our kids. For our doctors & nurses. For Florida."
Stay safe, ed.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live
The sky is falling as can clearly be seen by sun getting closer to horizon!
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Yeah buster, as we age we have to outsource. Just you wait.Witness wrote: ↑Sat Jul 31, 2021 2:02 amhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech ... orida.html'Penis snakes' are moving into Florida: Several legless amphibians from South America have been spotted in a canal near the Miami International Airport
https://i.imgur.com/5iAXn1Q.jpg
- Caecilians are native to Colombia and Venezuela, but have been found in Florida
- Experts pulled several from the Tamiami Canal located in Miami
- It is believed that these caecilians, or 'penis snakes' are discarded pets
- The creatures are nearly blind and uses sensors attached to their face to hunt
Now ed has penis snakes, great!
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live
He has just made up for half of every Florida Man stories ever told.
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I think it should be a new competitive sport. Imagine the next Olympics.
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Found this critter sashaying about on a plant.
Looks fucking dangerous.
It's Florida.
https://i.imgur.com/2LgPjjz.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/pOPvMdO.jpg
Come on my property, you'll be attacked by 50,000 of the beasts.
n.b. I fear neither beasts nor man
Looks fucking dangerous.
It's Florida.
https://i.imgur.com/2LgPjjz.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/pOPvMdO.jpg
Come on my property, you'll be attacked by 50,000 of the beasts.
n.b. I fear neither beasts nor man
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live
I see a remake of Jaws.Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Wed Sep 29, 2021 9:45 pm He has just made up for half of every Florida Man stories ever told.
"You're going to need a bigger can."
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In the UK we would have grabbed the tail with our teeth, swung it around a bit, spattered it's skull on a brick wall and be wearing it as shoes before lunch.
Then skullfucked it's wife.
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Looks a lot like a https://www.keepinginsects.com/cockroac ... a-katydid/
Invasive species
If so, it actually is dangerous
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live
Florida is full of dangerous invaders
Like Ed for example
Like Ed for example
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Congratulations to Boston on the win.
But shouldn't that be in the thread called "Why Boston is an awesome place to live"?
Since this is the thread for Florida, perhaps this would be more appropriate:
https://s.abcnews.com/images/US/210208_ ... x9_992.jpg
But shouldn't that be in the thread called "Why Boston is an awesome place to live"?
Since this is the thread for Florida, perhaps this would be more appropriate:
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ed wrote: ↑Wed Dec 17, 2014 3:28 pmhttp://www.today.com/video/today/565761313 killed after SUV collides with huge bear
An investigation is underway into a tragic chain-reaction car accident in Florida. Police believe it started when the first vehicle hit a black bear. Julia Bagg from NBC’s affiliate in Miami reports.
Epic
THE BEARThree Good Samaritans Killed Helping After Fla. Crash with Bear
KRISTINE GILL ON DEC 9, 2014
SOURCE: NAPLES DAILY NEWS, FLA.
Dec. 08--HENDRY COUNTY, Fla. -- More than a day after a Sunday evening crash involving a bear killed three people in Hendry County, authorities at the Big Cypress Seminole Reservation have nailed down the sequence of events that led to the deaths.
The chain-reaction crash began when a woman from the Big Cypress Community struck a bear while traveling southeast along Snake Road, said Gary Bitner, a spokesman for the Seminole Police Department. Caroline Billie was not injured in the crash. The impact did kill the bear, which Bitner estimated to weigh about 300 pounds. The collision also disabled Billie's SUV, which sat partially in the road and on the shoulder.
"There was a group, almost a convoy, of three vehicles traveling through the reservation who saw what happened and pulled over to offer assistance," Bitner said.
Eight people in the three vehicles got out to help Billie. That's when a fifth vehicle carrying four more individuals struck the disabled SUV and sideswiped a second vehicle. The second vehicle rolled over several times, striking seven of the good Samaritans and killing three of them at the scene.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live
This is sorta my next door neighbor, recognizing that where I live is very rural.
https://www.facebook.com/garrett.dakin.1
Happy Thanksgiving
The windows bowed in.
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Happy Thanksgiving
The windows bowed in.
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That's an extreme way to de-feather the bird. Was there anything left of the turkey?
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live
Tell him to lunch at the Cheeka Lodge. Used to be a Zane Gray/Hemingway era fishing camp.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live
Will do. I passed by it a few times. Can’t wait to go back.
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Went fishing in the gulf from there. Wonderful. Sailfish run in March... might go for that.
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Went fishing in the gulf from there. Wonderful. Sailfish run in March... might go for that.
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Florida sheriff praises homeowner for shooting home invader: 'Only Santa Claus gets to come in your house'
'He gave him an early Christmas present,' the sheriff said
https://www.foxnews.com/us/proud-florid ... hould-haveAccording to police, the homeowner says an intruder tossed a flower pot through the glass French doors of the home in an attempt to gain entry from the back porch. The homeowner then shot the intruder three times.
Seems pretty clear to me.
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ed wrote: ↑Sat Dec 18, 2021 1:31 pmFlorida sheriff praises homeowner for shooting home invader: 'Only Santa Claus gets to come in your house'
'He gave him an early Christmas present,' the sheriff saidhttps://www.foxnews.com/us/proud-florid ... hould-haveAccording to police, the homeowner says an intruder tossed a flower pot through the glass French doors of the home in an attempt to gain entry from the back porch. The homeowner then shot the intruder three times.
Seems pretty clear to me.
If "woke" has taught me anything, it's that I have to know the race of all the parties involved before I can give my legal opinion.
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The intruder
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live
Stand your ground states don't have as much violent crime as the woke ones.
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Not so fast.
Was he a pedophile?
Because if the "media" has taught me anything these last few months, it's that shooting white pedophiles is "racist."
Employ them, "Yes!"
Shoot them, "No!"
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live
And you claim there is no White Privilege?
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We know that it's awesome but here is further proof:
Come on, how cool is that?
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fishermen- ... -one-week/In one week, fishermen across Florida reel in 2 sniper rifles — and a human body
Come on, how cool is that?
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they recovered the body? Do the alligators all have covid or something?
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live
I am friends with a Sheriff down here. He told me that it's the turtles that eat up the bodies!!! Like India!!! Diversity!!!