Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Fri May 14, 2021 11:02 pm

Hotarubi wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 9:09 pm The probability factor of death is higher using the roof method. Idiot.

Proof that Darwin doesn't exist.

You should demand to speak to the manager. :P

Cow escapes farm to go and live with herd of bison

https://i.imgur.com/ltKQUWg.jpg

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 77876.html

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed May 19, 2021 10:24 am

https://twitter.com/VinMan17/status/139 ... 86432?s=19

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Wed May 19, 2021 11:01 am

Witness wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 11:02 pm
Hotarubi wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 9:09 pm The probability factor of death is higher using the roof method. Idiot.

Proof that Darwin doesn't exist.
You should demand to speak to the manager. :P

Cow escapes farm to go and live with herd of bison

https://i.imgur.com/ltKQUWg.jpg
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 77876.html

If evolution is so real, why haven't other predatory animals evolved to realize that it's a roof? Explain it, go on. Can't can you?

That's actually an argument for Inanna being real.

Prove me wrong.

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Sat May 22, 2021 12:19 am

Hotarubi wrote: ↑Wed May 19, 2021 11:01 am That's actually an argument for Inanna being real.

I'm all for it. :)

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Sun May 23, 2021 10:47 pm

More from the feral Polish cow:

https://i.imgur.com/4V9insJ.jpg

:)

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Mon May 24, 2021 6:12 pm

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon May 31, 2021 9:07 pm

https://i.imgur.com/1V5bV80.jpg

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Jun 01, 2021 3:19 pm

Ewwww.

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Tue Jun 01, 2021 6:12 pm

Fucking cats

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Tue Jun 01, 2021 10:19 pm

Witness wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 10:47 pm More from the feral Polish cow:

https://i.imgur.com/4V9insJ.jpg

:)

Nothing unusual here, that cow just loves BBC. :shock:

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Tue Jun 01, 2021 10:21 pm

https://i.imgur.com/mUOhphZ.jpg

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Jun 12, 2021 9:55 pm

@kochsister
a dog's monetary worth is negatively correlated to how useful it is. if you spend $2000 on a dog it is liable to forget how to breathe but if you take home one you find eating garbage on the street it could probably be trained to gamble or maul children you don't like

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Sun Jun 13, 2021 11:44 pm

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Jun 15, 2021 2:05 pm

https://twitter.com/MuseZack/status/1404294651113181186

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Thu Jun 24, 2021 12:48 am

https://i.imgur.com/AtBcL3K.jpg

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Jun 27, 2021 2:01 pm

Link: https://twitter.com/JoelBurgess/status/1409013849584504833

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Wed Jul 07, 2021 12:55 am

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Fri Jul 16, 2021 3:25 am

Can't hotlink: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CktmhnWnSJI

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Tue Jul 27, 2021 9:47 pm

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Fri Jul 30, 2021 12:06 am

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Wed Aug 04, 2021 1:59 am

https://i.imgur.com/XHTlnhq.jpg

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Wed Aug 04, 2021 3:53 pm

We've all been there.

Fid · Post by **Fid** » Wed Aug 04, 2021 11:59 pm

Witness wrote: ↑Fri Jul 30, 2021 12:06 am

Well it is bacon after all.

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Thu Aug 05, 2021 1:33 am

https://i.imgur.com/bYIALxw.jpg

Goose flying upside down is simply showing off, say experts

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Thu Aug 05, 2021 11:52 pm

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Aug 11, 2021 7:09 am

https://i.imgur.com/dKIhz85.jpeg

– J.D.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Wed Aug 11, 2021 10:45 pm

Witness wrote: ↑Thu Aug 05, 2021 11:52 pm

Just out of curiosity, where can I buy a bird like that?

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Aug 12, 2021 6:21 am

https://i.imgur.com/fbgy2dc.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/royUyTL.jpg

– J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Wed Nov 03, 2021 11:38 am

No English or even Japanese, but pretty cool video of these hornets up close.

I think this is somewhere in China.

The grubs are supposed to be good eating. Soft and tender, unlike the adults.

Fid · Post by **Fid** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 1:16 am

Jesus Christ on a hovercraft. And I thought euthanizing an africanized honey bee colony was tough.

The scary stuff starts around 3:00 and gets worse.

Spoiler alert the bees are confined and are drowned with dish detergent.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Thu Nov 04, 2021 4:59 pm

Yikes

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sat Dec 18, 2021 2:03 pm

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Dec 20, 2021 12:24 am

https://i.imgur.com/cwLAzXM.gif

– J.D.

Fid · Post by **Fid** » Tue Dec 21, 2021 4:40 am

Witness wrote: ↑Fri Jul 30, 2021 12:06 am

Yeah, but that bacon is gonna be kinda gamey.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Dec 21, 2021 8:59 am

https://i.imgur.com/WL1rC0A.jpg

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Dec 22, 2021 2:35 pm

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:45 pm

https://twitter.com/thecultureofme/stat ... 3134314496
https://twitter.com/thecultureofme/stat ... 3134314496

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Thu Jan 13, 2022 3:24 am

Who likes flowers?

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Jan 13, 2022 7:19 am

I had a passenger on New Years eve tell me about the docu series on Netflix, "Don't fuck with cats"

It's definitely not suitable for the Kitten Pics thread

spoiler warning, they show some of the clips that led to the internet going after the cat killer, so don't watch if watching cats tortured and killed upsets you

(I fast forwarded past those parts, because that shit really gets me riled up)

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Jan 13, 2022 7:20 am

Anaxagoras wrote: ↑Thu Jan 13, 2022 3:24 am Who likes flowers?

Back in the 80s I had two friends who grew them. While they were fascinated by them, I didn't like the smell of death. The goddamn flies however, they loved that stink

True story

Decades ago I inherited a house with so much clutter it took me years to eventually restore order. Anyhow, at some point I noticed these big black flies in the house. First there was just one, then a few more, and I knew it was bad news, because they were the flies that eat dead animals. So I had to track down the source, which eventually turned out to be a dead rat, By the time I found it the flies juvenile forms (maggots) had pretty much eaten every last edible part of it, so it didn't stink.

Rather than be upset, I realized what a perfect system. The dead stink, the flies come, the flies eat the rotting dead, they fly away. No more stink, and the new flies are off cleaning up the rest of the Universe.