Jade Helm is tomorrow
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I packed extra socks.
Do you think they will have arts and crafts at FEMA camp? I like arts and crafts
Do you think they will have arts and crafts at FEMA camp? I like arts and crafts
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Is there a difference?
--J.D.
P.S. This is my 49094th POST!!111! [!--Ed.]
P.P.S. Which is significant.
--J.D.
P.S. This is my 49094th POST!!111! [!--Ed.]
P.P.S. Which is significant.
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There is at my table. I don't know what kind of weird variant of D&D you've been playing.
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We're coming up on the second day of it and still not one Chinese soldier has come out of the tunnels from beneath Walmart and all those FEMA coffins are still going unused. What a fucking rip-off
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Well, Jade Helm is happening in Nevada too and I don't have a single tank or tactical nuke. so do the math. :HoppingMad:
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First film will be "Seven Days In May". Preceeded by the ever popular short "Internment Camp Booze Demystified".Doctor X wrote:And film night! I hope they have a good film night!
--J.D.
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Too? I was referring to Jade Helm :?Nyarlathotep wrote:Well, Jade Helm is happening in Nevada too and I don't have a single tank or tactical nuke. so do the math. :HoppingMad:
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So the Jada of Helm decided that the moon is more important than the sun, because the sun shines when it's light out, and is therefore superfluous.
Upon retelling, it sounds more like a project manager joke.
Upon retelling, it sounds more like a project manager joke.
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Texas Occupation-watch Day 3:
Today the forces of the Evil Librull Kenyan Muslim Dictator Usurper (Henceforth known as the ELKMDU for short) moved deeper into Texas confiscating all the guns and forcing homosexual marriages and 'bortions onto the good god fearin' folk of the Lone Star State.
Oh, wait. That only happened in Alex Jones' fevered lil' imagination. Never mind.
Today the forces of the Evil Librull Kenyan Muslim Dictator Usurper (Henceforth known as the ELKMDU for short) moved deeper into Texas confiscating all the guns and forcing homosexual marriages and 'bortions onto the good god fearin' folk of the Lone Star State.
Oh, wait. That only happened in Alex Jones' fevered lil' imagination. Never mind.
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Introducing the Jade Helm board game
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/jade-h ... ding-texas
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http://i.imgur.com/0Ct0PzY.jpg
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So do the Alex Joneses of the cesspool claim they stopped the "take-over" or was it all a false flag?
--J.D.
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Last I saw, he had one of his flunkies do a video claiming that he never claimed that they were going to take over Texas, that scurrilous rumor was just the "Mainstream media" misrepresenting him to make him look like a "conspiracy nut". He claims he was just concerned about unspecified "rights abuses" during the exercise.Doctor X wrote:So do the Alex Joneses of the cesspool claim they stopped the "take-over" or was it all a false flag?
--J.D.
In other words; backpedalling furiously and hoping no one will remember what he actually said
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Rather remniscent of when Ronald Reagan drove invading Pennsylvanian troops out of Delaware in 1983. And when he forced North Dakota to take down the wall separating it from South Dakota, and all the people from places like Bismark and Fargo finally got to reunite with loved ones in Pierre for the first time in decades. Everyone was so happy, there was dancing and the night was marred only by a handful of moose attacks.
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Exactly, how much feet were shot by their owners?DrMatt wrote:So now what?
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Liters or gallons?Witness wrote:Exactly, how much feet were shot by their owners?DrMatt wrote:So now what?
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Welp, its over. How many of the Conspiracy Theorists who tried freaking everybody out over Jade Helm have the self awareness to feel even a little bit embarrased now that its over and no one has been forced into a Fema Camp, Texas is not under the occupation of China/The UN/ISIS and Obama hasn't declared himself Dictator for Life? My guess is, precisely none. Self reflection is hard when you are an idiot.
Remember Jade Helm 15, the controversial military exercise? It's over
Remember Jade Helm 15, the controversial military exercise? It's over
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Did they take over?
Maybe . . . we . . . just . . . DID NOT NOTICE IT?!!!
--J.D.
Maybe . . . we . . . just . . . DID NOT NOTICE IT?!!!
--J.D.
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↑ They HAVE! Life as usual is just a cover up.
But you'll all regret your harsh words, come the next End of the World…
Somebody posted somewhere about "fools, they never learn", or something. (Can't remember exactly. :twisted: ) That's the depressing part, it restarts ab initio every time.Nyarlathotep wrote:Self reflection is hard when you are an idiot.
But you'll all regret your harsh words, come the next End of the World…
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http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... /brood.gifWitness wrote:Somebody posted somewhere about "fools, they never learn", or something. (Can't remember exactly. :twisted: )
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Was wondering if you'd take the bait (even with the :twisted: – sometimes I'm a rivulet myself). :wink:
But it was useful, as I had the "fools, can't help them" in memory. From what movie is this carnage?
But it was useful, as I had the "fools, can't help them" in memory. From what movie is this carnage?
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The movie Lucas stole a lot of the plot and many of the lines from when he made Star Wars. . . .
--J.D.
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