Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

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Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

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Why? To flush out atheists, those who have already decided to not believe in god anyway.
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So Hovind does not know the history of Biblical Criticism. . . .

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Well, we already knew that fossils were just traps for the unwary, or proof of the flood, or something.
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They have something to do with sparks.

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Re: Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

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Doctor X wrote:They have something to do with sparks.

--J.D.
Indeed. I put them there to fuck with the faithful those who really do not deserve nice things.

You may now kiss my ring. :)
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http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... 8a4500.gifI know where your ring has been.

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At last! Someone who knows where!

Is there a DVD available?
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You know that those web-cams of Tinkerbell being "roger'd with extreme prejudice" by the biker club are both highly expensive and highly illegal!

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BWAHAHA... Quite right. They are not nice. But there are some not nice things that should be avoided. :)
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Well, to be fair, his videos are popular in Cleveland. . . .

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Doctor X wrote:http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... 8a4500.gifI know where your ring has been.

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Well, uh....you should know, shouldn't you! :tater:
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You might think that . . . I could not possibly comment.

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the_ignored wrote:Why? To flush out atheists, those who have already decided to not believe in god anyway.
Bonus: An in-canon contradicition is golden for debating--it lets you take a different side according to what you prefer to argue at that point.
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Re: Kent Hovind claims that god put contradictions in bible

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Abdul Alhazred wrote:Well if God wrote the Bible it clearly follows, etc.

Interesting. The usual thing is to explain contradictions.

Maybe Kent Hovind needs a remedial course on apologetics taught by Jesuits. :BigGrin3:
I say: Give that sunuvabitch to the Bene Gesserits. They'll straighten him right the hell out.
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Doctor X wrote:You might think that . . . I could not possibly comment.

--J. "Ask Me Properly, Tinkerbell! Call Me 'Daddy!'" D.
Sure you can! We do have freedom of speech here. Unless the server for this site is in North Korea, but then the avatars would be all pics of that fat kid with the stupid hair cut.
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the_ignored wrote:
Doctor X wrote:You might think that . . . I could not possibly comment.

--J. "Ask Me Properly, Tinkerbell! Call Me 'Daddy!'" D.
Sure you can! We do have freedom of speech here. Unless the server for this site is in North Korea, but then the avatars would be all pics of that fat kid with the stupid hair cut.
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