A Thought for the Day

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Mon Feb 21, 2022 11:13 pm

Good find.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Tue Feb 22, 2022 12:04 am

Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Mon Feb 21, 2022 11:13 pm Good find.

...from April 2020.

Same as something else we were discussing recently.

Imagine that.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Tue Feb 22, 2022 12:26 am

?

It's . . . "banter," and I found it . . . kinda funny . . . .

I am doing it wrong.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Tue Feb 22, 2022 3:47 am

A little But you're better than some.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Fri Feb 25, 2022 12:52 am

If swimming is one of the healthiest exercises you can do - how come Whales are so fat?

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:38 am

Whales are mammals.

Mammals have hair.

Shave the whales.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:41 am

Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:38 am Whales are mammals.

Mammals have hair.

Shave the whales.

What's that got to do with breast stroke.

Come on. I set you up. Better be a good one.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:42 am

Hotarubi wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:41 am
Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:38 am Whales are mammals.

Mammals have hair.

Shave the whales.
What's that got to do with breast stroke.

Come on. I set you up. Better be a good one.

I grew up Baptist.

What do I know about breasts? Or strokes?

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:43 am

Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:42 am
Hotarubi wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:41 am
Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:38 am Whales are mammals.

Mammals have hair.

Shave the whales.
What's that got to do with breast stroke.

Come on. I set you up. Better be a good one.
I grew up Baptist.

What do I know about breasts? Or strokes?

Mom?

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Fri Feb 25, 2022 3:31 am

Hotarubi wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:43 am
Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:42 am
Hotarubi wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:41 am
Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:38 am Whales are mammals.

Mammals have hair.

Shave the whales.
What's that got to do with breast stroke.

Come on. I set you up. Better be a good one.
I grew up Baptist.

What do I know about breasts? Or strokes?
Mom?

I used to DREAM of having a Mom. Or a corridor.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Feb 25, 2022 8:03 am

Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 3:31 am
Hotarubi wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:43 am
Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:42 am
Hotarubi wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:41 am
Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:38 am Whales are mammals.

Mammals have hair.

Shave the whales.
What's that got to do with breast stroke.

Come on. I set you up. Better be a good one.
I grew up Baptist.

What do I know about breasts? Or strokes?
Mom?
I used to DREAM of having a Mom. Or a corridor.

We were evicted from Your Mom!

We had to live in the lake!

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Feb 25, 2022 8:03 am

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Fri Feb 25, 2022 11:47 am

Doctor X wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 8:03 am
Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 3:31 am
Hotarubi wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:43 am
Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:42 am
Hotarubi wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:41 am
Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:38 am Whales are mammals.

Mammals have hair.

Shave the whales.
What's that got to do with breast stroke.

Come on. I set you up. Better be a good one.
I grew up Baptist.

What do I know about breasts? Or strokes?
Mom?
I used to DREAM of having a Mom. Or a corridor.
We were evicted from Your Mom!

We had to live in the lake!

– J.D.

We had to live under a log on Edgewater Beach and fight seagulls for dead carp bones!

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:55 pm

Would've been a palace to us . . . .

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Feb 27, 2022 12:30 am

Old people need to stay lively, after all. Otherwise things might revert back to how they were in the Ballad of Narayama days, with people from poor farming villages being taken out to the mountains when they turned 50! No, but even if society doesn’t take it to that extreme anymore, I do still think that deep down everyone wants old people to just hurry up and die. Well, maybe I’m overthinking it.

– Tatsuya "Still Alive, Motherfuckers!" Nakadai

– J.D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Sun Feb 27, 2022 12:49 am

UK insurance and accident statistics tell us that 1/3 of car accidents involve people over the drink limit and 1/4 involve people driving too fast.

It doesn't take a genius to figure out that 2/3 of accidents are caused by people who haven't drunk enough, and 3/4 by people driving too slowly. Ergo, if you are both pissed and driving too fast you are 12 times less likely to have an accident than sober people obeying the speed limit.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Sun Feb 27, 2022 12:54 am

I am sold. You can't doubt the numbers.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:53 am

https://i.imgur.com/1AY6CqU.png

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Mar 01, 2022 1:14 pm

Or finger collections to buy/sell/trade.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Mar 03, 2022 11:40 am

Link: https://twitter.com/Shedletsky/status/1499257180679127048

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Mar 07, 2022 11:29 pm

Well, you can make anything *sound* bad with facts.

– Ben Trovado

– J.D.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Tue Mar 08, 2022 8:31 pm

I'm FAMOUS.

Now you can tell everyone that you knew me when.

Except you, Ed. You still have to deny knowing me, and the $10 a week keeps coming.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Mar 09, 2022 7:26 am

Who are you again?

– J.D.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Wed Mar 09, 2022 1:33 pm

Who am I? Who am I?
I'm Jean Valjean!

Ask your Mom.

Carr · Post by **Carr** » Fri Mar 11, 2022 9:05 am

https://i.imgur.com/Wj6DDL5.png

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Mar 13, 2022 7:24 am

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So, throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

– Mark Twain

Or is that Samuel Clemens?

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Mar 13, 2022 11:52 am

Doctor X wrote: ↑Sun Mar 13, 2022 7:24 am
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So, throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

– Mark Twain
Or is that Samuel Clemens?

– J.D.

Apparently it was H. Jackson Brown Jr.'s Mom:

https://quoteinvestigator.com/2011/09/29/you-did/

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Mar 21, 2022 9:27 pm

https://twitter.com/FalseKnees/status/1 ... 2040780807

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Mar 22, 2022 7:36 am

https://i.imgur.com/CUIYCG0.png

Spoiler:

– J.D.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Tue Mar 22, 2022 8:48 pm

This is not an endorsement, but this IS the best advertisement in the history of ever:

https://twitter.com/JeremysRazors/statu ... -videos%2F

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Mar 23, 2022 2:19 am

When my kids get out of line, they’re sent to their rooms and forced to watch Red Sonja 10 times. I never had too much trouble with them.

– Arnold Schwarzenegger

– J.D.

robinson2 · Post by **robinson2** » Thu Mar 24, 2022 2:18 am

Women give birth to babies and they don’t have a penis

Men have a penis and balls and impregnate women

Anyone who doesn’t know this is an idiot, a liar, or insane

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Thu Mar 24, 2022 3:14 am

Or shortly, on the Supreme Court.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Mar 24, 2022 6:21 am

Oddly enough, such simple declarations deny the actual reality of biology.

I know, for a fact, that most, if not all, of you, masturbated to a woman, who has no penis, no "balls," who is genetically male.

Evidences to start your journey with a very difficult problem.

Yet I am POOR!

– J.D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Thu Mar 24, 2022 12:14 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Thu Mar 24, 2022 6:21 am Oddly enough, such simple declarations deny the actual reality of biology.

I know, for a fact, that most, if not all, of you, masturbated to a woman, who has no penis, no "balls," who is genetically male.

Evidences to start your journey with a very difficult problem.

Yet I am POOR!

– J.D.

But that's not real science. Real science is derived from old hebrews Sumerians Mesopotamians sitting around campfires.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Mar 24, 2022 4:03 pm

Only if you believe North is South.

– J.D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Thu Mar 24, 2022 9:35 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Thu Mar 24, 2022 4:03 pm Only if you believe North is South.

– J.D.

If you're standing at the North pole, logically there is no physical North. So everywhere is South and North at the same time.

Prove me wrong.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Thu Mar 24, 2022 9:36 pm

Has anyone else noticed that as you get older, your earwax tastes better.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Mar 24, 2022 10:25 pm

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Mar 24, 2022 10:30 pm

A Texan ranch owner was visiting UK and visited a local pub in a sheep farming area of Yorkshire. He struck up a conversation with a sheep farmer in the pub. After a bit of chit chat, the Texan asked the Yorkshireman a question. The conversation went thus:

Texan - “So, how long does it take you to go from one end of your farm to the other”.

Yorkshireman – “about 3 hours to walk from one end to the other”

Texan – “If I get in my car to drive from one end of my ranch to the other, it’ll take me a day”

Yorkshireman, after some pause for thought – “Aye, I used to have a car like that.”