A Thought for the Day
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Re: A Thought for the Day
...from April 2020.
Same as something else we were discussing recently.
Imagine that.
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Re: A Thought for the Day
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It's . . . "banter," and I found it . . . kinda funny . . . .
I am doing it wrong.
It's . . . "banter," and I found it . . . kinda funny . . . .
I am doing it wrong.
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Re: A Thought for the Day
If swimming is one of the healthiest exercises you can do - how come Whales are so fat?
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What's that got to do with breast stroke.Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:38 am Whales are mammals.
Mammals have hair.
Shave the whales.
Come on. I set you up. Better be a good one.
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I grew up Baptist.Hotarubi wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:41 amWhat's that got to do with breast stroke.Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:38 am Whales are mammals.
Mammals have hair.
Shave the whales.
Come on. I set you up. Better be a good one.
What do I know about breasts? Or strokes?
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Mom?Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:42 amI grew up Baptist.Hotarubi wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:41 amWhat's that got to do with breast stroke.Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:38 am Whales are mammals.
Mammals have hair.
Shave the whales.
Come on. I set you up. Better be a good one.
What do I know about breasts? Or strokes?
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I used to DREAM of having a Mom. Or a corridor.Hotarubi wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:43 amMom?Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:42 amI grew up Baptist.Hotarubi wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:41 amWhat's that got to do with breast stroke.Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:38 am Whales are mammals.
Mammals have hair.
Shave the whales.
Come on. I set you up. Better be a good one.
What do I know about breasts? Or strokes?
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We were evicted from Your Mom!Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 3:31 amI used to DREAM of having a Mom. Or a corridor.Hotarubi wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:43 amMom?Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:42 amI grew up Baptist.Hotarubi wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:41 amWhat's that got to do with breast stroke.Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:38 am Whales are mammals.
Mammals have hair.
Shave the whales.
Come on. I set you up. Better be a good one.
What do I know about breasts? Or strokes?
We had to live in the lake!
– J.D.
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We had to live under a log on Edgewater Beach and fight seagulls for dead carp bones!Doctor X wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 8:03 amWe were evicted from Your Mom!Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 3:31 amI used to DREAM of having a Mom. Or a corridor.Hotarubi wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:43 amMom?Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:42 amI grew up Baptist.Hotarubi wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:41 amWhat's that got to do with breast stroke.Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:38 am Whales are mammals.
Mammals have hair.
Shave the whales.
Come on. I set you up. Better be a good one.
What do I know about breasts? Or strokes?
We had to live in the lake!
– J.D.
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– J.D.Old people need to stay lively, after all. Otherwise things might revert back to how they were in the Ballad of Narayama days, with people from poor farming villages being taken out to the mountains when they turned 50! No, but even if society doesn’t take it to that extreme anymore, I do still think that deep down everyone wants old people to just hurry up and die. Well, maybe I’m overthinking it.
– Tatsuya "Still Alive, Motherfuckers!" Nakadai
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UK insurance and accident statistics tell us that 1/3 of car accidents involve people over the drink limit and 1/4 involve people driving too fast.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out that 2/3 of accidents are caused by people who haven't drunk enough, and 3/4 by people driving too slowly. Ergo, if you are both pissed and driving too fast you are 12 times less likely to have an accident than sober people obeying the speed limit.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out that 2/3 of accidents are caused by people who haven't drunk enough, and 3/4 by people driving too slowly. Ergo, if you are both pissed and driving too fast you are 12 times less likely to have an accident than sober people obeying the speed limit.
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I'm FAMOUS.
Now you can tell everyone that you knew me when.
Except you, Ed. You still have to deny knowing me, and the $10 a week keeps coming.
Now you can tell everyone that you knew me when.
Except you, Ed. You still have to deny knowing me, and the $10 a week keeps coming.
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Or is that Samuel Clemens?Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So, throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
– Mark Twain
– J.D.
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Apparently it was H. Jackson Brown Jr.'s Mom:Doctor X wrote: ↑Sun Mar 13, 2022 7:24 amOr is that Samuel Clemens?Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So, throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
– Mark Twain
– J.D.
https://quoteinvestigator.com/2011/09/29/you-did/
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– J.D.When my kids get out of line, they’re sent to their rooms and forced to watch Red Sonja 10 times. I never had too much trouble with them.
– Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Re: A Thought for the Day
Women give birth to babies and they don’t have a penis
Men have a penis and balls and impregnate women
Anyone who doesn’t know this is an idiot, a liar, or insane
Men have a penis and balls and impregnate women
Anyone who doesn’t know this is an idiot, a liar, or insane
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Oddly enough, such simple declarations deny the actual reality of biology.
I know, for a fact, that most, if not all, of you, masturbated to a woman, who has no penis, no "balls," who is genetically male.
Evidences to start your journey with a very difficult problem.
Yet I am POOR!
– J.D.
I know, for a fact, that most, if not all, of you, masturbated to a woman, who has no penis, no "balls," who is genetically male.
Evidences to start your journey with a very difficult problem.
Yet I am POOR!
– J.D.
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But that's not real science. Real science is derived from old hebrews Sumerians Mesopotamians sitting around campfires.Doctor X wrote: ↑Thu Mar 24, 2022 6:21 am Oddly enough, such simple declarations deny the actual reality of biology.
I know, for a fact, that most, if not all, of you, masturbated to a woman, who has no penis, no "balls," who is genetically male.
Evidences to start your journey with a very difficult problem.
Yet I am POOR!
– J.D.
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If you're standing at the North pole, logically there is no physical North. So everywhere is South and North at the same time.
Prove me wrong.
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Re: A Thought for the Day
A Texan ranch owner was visiting UK and visited a local pub in a sheep farming area of Yorkshire. He struck up a conversation with a sheep farmer in the pub. After a bit of chit chat, the Texan asked the Yorkshireman a question. The conversation went thus:
Texan - “So, how long does it take you to go from one end of your farm to the other”.
Yorkshireman – “about 3 hours to walk from one end to the other”
Texan – “If I get in my car to drive from one end of my ranch to the other, it’ll take me a day”
Yorkshireman, after some pause for thought – “Aye, I used to have a car like that.”
Texan - “So, how long does it take you to go from one end of your farm to the other”.
Yorkshireman – “about 3 hours to walk from one end to the other”
Texan – “If I get in my car to drive from one end of my ranch to the other, it’ll take me a day”
Yorkshireman, after some pause for thought – “Aye, I used to have a car like that.”