A Thought for the Day

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:19 am

Doctor X wrote: ↑Wed Nov 16, 2022 6:55 am Enjoying a spot of Rumpole on the YouTube and noticed a comment. For context, a secret society with a silly two-fingered handshake is involved for a "more secret than Masons" group. The English men and their two fingers . . . no . . . wait. . . .

mikelheron20 When I graduated in 1973 I shook the hand of the Vice Chancellor - a well known Freemason. I wasn't a Mason but for the hell of it I gave him a Masonic handshake. The look on his face was priceless. They still believe their silly rituals are secret despite the existence of hundreds of books and television documentaries revealing their childish secrets.

Bengali In Platforms He probably just thought you had no respect and were being a twat
"FlAWLeSS . . . VICTORY!"

– J.D.

Speaking as a lapsed Freemason, (Third degree master mason and senior warden when nobody else could remember the words, it is all a bit silly.)

It's mostly to do with raising money for charity, no bad thing, and, if you're of a spiritual persuasion Masons are encouraged to view the "craft" as an enhancement to their existing faith, which all Masons are required to have.

The "secret" handshakes, grasps etc. etc. have been common knowledge for ages, as have the ceremonies, rituals and all the rest of it.

I joined up to meet my father at the lodge once a month, as he lived a hundred miles away and it was a chance to have a few beers, a good meal and meet up with a few decent chaps.

It's about as sinister as the cub scouts, probably as sinister as the Beavers, (who thought of that?)

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Nov 18, 2022 9:36 am

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Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Fri Nov 18, 2022 10:28 am

Freemasons are a cabal of demented lizard fuckers who drink the blood of Dalmatians and enjoy each others bottoms.

Source : Internet.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Nov 18, 2022 11:25 am

Hotarubi wrote: ↑Fri Nov 18, 2022 10:28 am Freemasons are a cabal of demented lizard fuckers who drink the blood of Dalmatians and enjoy each others bottoms.

Source : Internet.

You forgot to mention the goats.

They're important.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Fri Nov 18, 2022 12:46 pm

Freemasons are a cabal of demented lizard fucking goats who drink the blood of Dalmatians and enjoy each others bottoms.

Source : Internet and a demented lizard fucking goat..

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Fri Nov 18, 2022 8:15 pm

Hotarubi wrote: ↑Fri Nov 18, 2022 12:46 pm Freemasons are a cabal of demented lizard fucking goats who drink the blood of Dalmatians and enjoy each others bottoms.

Source : Internet and a demented lizard fucking goat..

Well, sure. The Freemasons have a lot to offer, but there might be negative things, too.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Fri Nov 18, 2022 8:20 pm

Have you tasted Dalmatian? No finish.

I much prefer a robust Mastiff.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Nov 24, 2022 9:29 am

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– J.D.

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Thu Nov 24, 2022 6:57 pm

Just do her and get it over with ya weener!

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Nov 25, 2022 6:22 am

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Money talks and bullshit walks!

– Bobbi Flekman

– J.D.

P.S.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Nov 26, 2022 2:20 pm

@introvertsmemes

Introvert's law:

The less people you chill with. The less bullshit you deal with.

I feel seen.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 1:57 pm

I bet the guy who coined the phrase "life goes on" is dead.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:15 pm

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Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Dec 03, 2022 6:29 am

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– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Dec 04, 2022 10:34 pm

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Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Dec 05, 2022 7:07 am

I felt empowered because I was told I was doing this to protect the Emperor of Japan.

What I didn't know at that time was that the Emperor of Japan had no plans to protect me.

– Boy impressed into fighting on Okinawa

– J.D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Wed Dec 07, 2022 9:56 am

It's always refreshing to see Bono from U2 pontificate about world poverty, global "fair trade" and eliminating international debt. Sometimes these celebrities "say and not do" in such matters. Not Bono. He recently personally re-distributed wealth by charging $200 for punters to listen to shit songs in Mumbai.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Dec 07, 2022 8:39 pm

Dan Baltic
@baltic_dan
Your grandpa took amphetamines to fight wars. You take amphetamines to make PowerPoints. Sad!

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Dec 18, 2022 6:04 pm

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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Dec 21, 2022 2:32 pm

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Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Dec 23, 2022 5:41 am

Reason: Do you use any performance-enhancing drugs?

John Cleese: Money.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Fri Dec 23, 2022 12:16 pm

The Illustration Dept.
@IllusDept

Margaret Emily Noel “Peggy” Fortnum was born on this day, December 23, in 1919.

Before she illustrated Paddington Bear, she served in the British Army. On fighting Nazis, she said:

“I did not want to find myself on the inside being defended; but outside, helping to defend.”

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Fri Dec 30, 2022 3:07 pm

If spiderman steps on a landmine, will it be all over the web?

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Jan 01, 2023 12:13 am

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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Jan 07, 2023 2:42 pm

@jamesheathers
The internet has made it too easy for dimwits to organise.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Jan 08, 2023 1:33 am

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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Jan 14, 2023 3:34 pm

Twit: https://twitter.com/AdamCSharp/status/1613877899345465345

I know a "Guru of the molehill."

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 14, 2023 11:46 pm

"Wolfgang Amadeus Flowchart"

Awesome.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Jan 21, 2023 9:54 pm

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Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Jan 27, 2023 7:15 am

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Shaka Zulu

– J. "Nothing Will Ever be the Same Again" D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 28, 2023 8:00 am

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– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 28, 2023 11:23 pm

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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Jan 29, 2023 4:47 pm

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Sun Jan 29, 2023 7:57 pm

Pyrrho wrote: ↑Sun Jan 29, 2023 4:47 pm

Supposedly, this was traced to a worker on the set (from memory, a camera operator). When it was announced that the film would "offend everyone," he stated that he was Irish, and it didn't offend him.

That line was immediately added to the script.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 31, 2023 5:00 am

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Jan 31, 2023 4:01 pm

Twit: https://twitter.com/HaggardHawks/status/1620451563956502528

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Feb 01, 2023 5:39 pm

Sabine Hossenfelder
@skdh
A lot of papers could be dramatically improved by replacing "Thus" with "Fuck" #academia

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Feb 09, 2023 5:59 am

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– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Feb 18, 2023 4:22 am

There is no belief, there is only willful ignorance and knowledge.

– A RIVER to His People

– J.D.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Sat Feb 18, 2023 10:52 pm

So if you are Canadian AND Vegan, which do you mention first?

And how do you deal with never being invited back anywhere?