Johnny Dep Sucks
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Johnny Dep Sucks
I'm trying to watch Black Mass but Dep is fucking it up. How the fuck is this guy an A-lister? Aside from his Pirates of the Caribbean movies, which were only mildly entertaining at best, he fucks up every movie he touches.
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I think he mailed this one in. I'm just not feeling any sincerity here.
I think he mailed this one in. I'm just not feeling any sincerity here.
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Useful for an alibi if Johnny Depp ever catches you insulting him in public.
"He's right behind me?"
*Turns*
"Nooo, not you, I mean that awful Johnny Dep, one P. Been saying he sucks for months... see here?"
"He's right behind me?"
*Turns*
"Nooo, not you, I mean that awful Johnny Dep, one P. Been saying he sucks for months... see here?"
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Johnny Depp Beats Women?
They've been married for a year. I figured she dumped him because he was a boring fuck that couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.
Well, probably that too.
http://www.newser.com/story/225783/ambe ... at-me.htmlAmber Heard: Johnny Depp Beat Me
She shows up at court with a bruised face
The Amber Heard-Johnny Depp divorce craziness just took a serious turn: Heard went to court Friday—bruised on her face and carrying pictures showing other bruises—and asserted that Depp beat her. She's asking for a restraining order, reports TMZ, which has a photo of her bruised face. Per the gossip site, Heard claims that Depp hit her throughout their marriage, and that on Saturday night, she was on the phone with a friend while Depp went on a rampage, breaking things in their apartment and striking her in the face with his iPhone.
They've been married for a year. I figured she dumped him because he was a boring fuck that couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.
Well, probably that too.
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She bit him in a tender spot?Rob Lister wrote:Johnny Depp Beats Women?
http://www.newser.com/story/225783/ambe ... at-me.htmlAmber Heard: Johnny Depp Beat Me
She shows up at court with a bruised face
The Amber Heard-Johnny Depp divorce craziness just took a serious turn: Heard went to court Friday—bruised on her face and carrying pictures showing other bruises—and asserted that Depp beat her. She's asking for a restraining order, reports TMZ, which has a photo of her bruised face. Per the gossip site, Heard claims that Depp hit her throughout their marriage, and that on Saturday night, she was on the phone with a friend while Depp went on a rampage, breaking things in their apartment and striking her in the face with his iPhone.
They've been married for a year. I figured she dumped him because he was a boring fuck that couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.
Well, probably that too.
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http://www.people.com/article/amber-hea ... se-details
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You know I didn't see that movie where he played Whitey Bulger, so I never saw him play a bad guy but I guess this puts that in a new light.
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You know I didn't see that movie where he played Whitey Bulger, so I never saw him play a bad guy but I guess this puts that in a new light.
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What do you tell a women with a black eye?
Spoiler:
It sucked. He's about as convincing as a mobster as skeeve.you know I didn't see that movie where he played Whitey Bulger, so I never saw him play a bad guy but I guess this puts that in a new light.
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Apparently he's not much of a draw at the box office anymore either:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/ellenkillor ... c49904f4e9
Is Disney of all companies going to want to be associated with an accused wife-beater after this? Seems like most of his big commercially successful movies have been Disney movies, particularly the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/ellenkillor ... c49904f4e9
Should we be skeptical of Heard's claims of abuse? Is the bruise real and not self-inflicted?Is Johnny Depp's Career Over?
This has been a particularly bad week for the Pirates of the Caribbean mega-star: His recently estranged wife Amber Heard was granted a restraining order after claiming he physically abused her. And his latest star vehicle for Disney, Alice Through The Looking Glass, was a box office disaster, bringing in only $35.5 million on its opening weekend (a holiday weekend, no less.)
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But while Cosby has precious few defenders, Depp is enjoying a curious amount of support. TMZ, which first broke the news of Heard’s accusations and her request for a restraining order, has covered the developing story with a very palpable skepticism, without providing any material support for this apparent doubt. Depp’s ex-partner Vanessa Paradis wrote a statement defending her ex, insisting that he was never once abusive towards her during their 14-year relationship. The couple’s daughter, Lily-Rose Depp, published an Instagram post in support of her father, without addressing the allegations specifically. Depp has also received public support from actors Mickey Rourke and Paul Bettany, who seem to believe that Depp could not possibly be guilty of assaulting his wife because he’s always been nice to them.
Whether this cloud of skepticism around Heard’s claims are a result of classic victim-shaming, a carefully calculated PR campaign to discredit Heard, or even a misrepresentation of events, remains to be seen. But it’s hard to imagine Depp’s future career opportunities will be unaffected by the combination of a tarnished image and a succession of box-office failures.
Is Disney of all companies going to want to be associated with an accused wife-beater after this? Seems like most of his big commercially successful movies have been Disney movies, particularly the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.
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Depp, Heard, settle for 7 million.
They were married in 2015. Normally not bad for a year's work. But given she was married to Mr. Boredom, I think she earned it.
They were married in 2015. Normally not bad for a year's work. But given she was married to Mr. Boredom, I think she earned it.
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Well I guess that settles it. Yeah, that's an abuser alright.
This video just came out? If she had it I wonder why she waited to make it public.
This video just came out? If she had it I wonder why she waited to make it public.
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Leverage for a settlement where she is seen as vindicated perhaps?
Apparently she is giving the money to charity.
She wins, he loses, which is probably how it is suppose to be, for once.
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--J.D.
Apparently she is giving the money to charity.
She wins, he loses, which is probably how it is suppose to be, for once.
http://data.whicdn.com/images/105069739/original.gif
--J.D.
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Then there was this embarrassment
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More seems to be coming out in the defamation trial.
Short version: Amber Heard is apparently 10/10 on the Hot/Crazy Matrix.
Short version: Amber Heard is apparently 10/10 on the Hot/Crazy Matrix.
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My Japanese Original post did not age well.
Yeah, he might actually win this one.
Does it get him back his career?
Ask Fatty Arbuckle.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/f75c471ae80 ... aa509.gifv
– J.D.
Yeah, he might actually win this one.
Does it get him back his career?
Ask Fatty Arbuckle.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/f75c471ae80 ... aa509.gifv
– J.D.
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Re: Johnny Dep Sucks
I wish Rob hadn't diedRob Lister wrote: ↑Sat May 07, 2016 2:32 am I'm trying to watch Black Mass but Dep is fucking it up. How the fuck is this guy an A-lister? Aside from his Pirates of the Caribbean movies, which were only mildly entertaining at best, he fucks up every movie he touches.
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"No one will believe you because you are a man".
I don't normally get into the celebrity hubub, but I've been enjoying this one because it draws attention to an overlooked problem in modern society.
If you are a man and the victim of an abusive relationship, you don't stand a chance in getting out of it without losing a minimum of half your stuff, paying alimony and child support, losing custody of your kids, and risk friends, family, and society believing whatever bullshit lies she tells....unless maybe......
1. You have a secret audio recording with irrefutable examples of the abuse.
2. The judge allows you to play the recordings in court.
3. Your wife's lawyer is a useless moron.
4. The majority of society hates your wife
5. You're Johnny Fucking Depp.
Then, and only then, do you have the faintest chance of winning.
After reading through the reddit comments in the link, it looks like I'm not the only one who feels this way.
There's sure to be a documentary someday. Can't wait to see it and find out what I missed. :Popcorn:
I don't normally get into the celebrity hubub, but I've been enjoying this one because it draws attention to an overlooked problem in modern society.
If you are a man and the victim of an abusive relationship, you don't stand a chance in getting out of it without losing a minimum of half your stuff, paying alimony and child support, losing custody of your kids, and risk friends, family, and society believing whatever bullshit lies she tells....unless maybe......
1. You have a secret audio recording with irrefutable examples of the abuse.
2. The judge allows you to play the recordings in court.
3. Your wife's lawyer is a useless moron.
4. The majority of society hates your wife
5. You're Johnny Fucking Depp.
Then, and only then, do you have the faintest chance of winning.
After reading through the reddit comments in the link, it looks like I'm not the only one who feels this way.
Forget the movies, TV shows, and Emmy awards. This might just be the greatest underdog come-back story of Johnny Depp's life.Some women have got men so wrapped up in ambiguity that they don’t even know who they are.
Toxic masculinity and at the same time, you’re not masculine enough.
Men don’t talk about their feelings, yet they are not a man when they do.
Misandry has permeated through society like an unnoticed wildfire recently.
I think the Will Smith event and this have brought it to some light
There's sure to be a documentary someday. Can't wait to see it and find out what I missed. :Popcorn:
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Ah, yes. from happier times. :lol:Anaxagoras wrote: ↑Sat May 07, 2016 12:50 pm
I think he mailed this one in. I'm just not feeling any sincerity here.
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BREAKING: Jury rules in favor of Johnny Depp in his libel lawsuit against ex-wife Amber Heard.
https://twitter.com/AP/status/153208221 ... wsrc%5Etfw
Since she's reportedly worth $8 million, if that $13 million verdict holds, she's effectively bankrupt.*
https://twitter.com/willchamberlain/sta ... wsrc%5Etfw
* I think I know a way she can earn some of it back. (Ha! Ha!)
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Yay.
What else is on?
Has Netflix released a special about it yet? Who's playing Johnny Depp? Maybe Micky Rourke?
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What else is on?
Has Netflix released a special about it yet? Who's playing Johnny Depp? Maybe Micky Rourke?
https://goodgospelplaylist.com/wp-conte ... 984905.jpg
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I think it's important to concentrate on actual facts rather than decide what's true based on personal prejudices.
That is why we have courts to decide these things.
That is why we have courts to decide these things.
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