Johnny Dep Sucks

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Johnny Dep Sucks

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I'm trying to watch Black Mass but Dep is fucking it up. How the fuck is this guy an A-lister? Aside from his Pirates of the Caribbean movies, which were only mildly entertaining at best, he fucks up every movie he touches.
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That movie is terrible anyways.
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Grammatron wrote:That movie is terrible anyways.
Yea, because Dep.
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It just keeps going and going and going and going
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[youtube][/youtube]


I think he mailed this one in. I'm just not feeling any sincerity here.
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Useful for an alibi if Johnny Depp ever catches you insulting him in public.

"He's right behind me?"
*Turns*
"Nooo, not you, I mean that awful Johnny Dep, one P. Been saying he sucks for months... see here?"
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Johnny Depp Beats Women?
Amber Heard: Johnny Depp Beat Me
She shows up at court with a bruised face

The Amber Heard-Johnny Depp divorce craziness just took a serious turn: Heard went to court Friday—bruised on her face and carrying pictures showing other bruises—and asserted that Depp beat her. She's asking for a restraining order, reports TMZ, which has a photo of her bruised face. Per the gossip site, Heard claims that Depp hit her throughout their marriage, and that on Saturday night, she was on the phone with a friend while Depp went on a rampage, breaking things in their apartment and striking her in the face with his iPhone.
http://www.newser.com/story/225783/ambe ... at-me.html

They've been married for a year. I figured she dumped him because he was a boring fuck that couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.

Well, probably that too.
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Rob Lister wrote:Johnny Depp Beats Women?
Amber Heard: Johnny Depp Beat Me
She shows up at court with a bruised face

The Amber Heard-Johnny Depp divorce craziness just took a serious turn: Heard went to court Friday—bruised on her face and carrying pictures showing other bruises—and asserted that Depp beat her. She's asking for a restraining order, reports TMZ, which has a photo of her bruised face. Per the gossip site, Heard claims that Depp hit her throughout their marriage, and that on Saturday night, she was on the phone with a friend while Depp went on a rampage, breaking things in their apartment and striking her in the face with his iPhone.
http://www.newser.com/story/225783/ambe ... at-me.html

They've been married for a year. I figured she dumped him because he was a boring fuck that couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.

Well, probably that too.
She bit him in a tender spot?
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http://www.people.com/article/amber-hea ... se-details

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2016/n ... -6-435.jpg

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2016/n ... -e-435.jpg

You know I didn't see that movie where he played Whitey Bulger, so I never saw him play a bad guy but I guess this puts that in a new light.
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What do you tell a women with a black eye?
Spoiler:
Nothing. You already told her once.
you know I didn't see that movie where he played Whitey Bulger, so I never saw him play a bad guy but I guess this puts that in a new light.
It sucked. He's about as convincing as a mobster as skeeve.
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Apparently he's not much of a draw at the box office anymore either:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/ellenkillor ... c49904f4e9
Is Johnny Depp's Career Over?

This has been a particularly bad week for the Pirates of the Caribbean mega-star: His recently estranged wife Amber Heard was granted a restraining order after claiming he physically abused her. And his latest star vehicle for Disney, Alice Through The Looking Glass, was a box office disaster, bringing in only $35.5 million on its opening weekend (a holiday weekend, no less.)

. . .

But while Cosby has precious few defenders, Depp is enjoying a curious amount of support. TMZ, which first broke the news of Heard’s accusations and her request for a restraining order, has covered the developing story with a very palpable skepticism, without providing any material support for this apparent doubt. Depp’s ex-partner Vanessa Paradis wrote a statement defending her ex, insisting that he was never once abusive towards her during their 14-year relationship. The couple’s daughter, Lily-Rose Depp, published an Instagram post in support of her father, without addressing the allegations specifically. Depp has also received public support from actors Mickey Rourke and Paul Bettany, who seem to believe that Depp could not possibly be guilty of assaulting his wife because he’s always been nice to them.

Whether this cloud of skepticism around Heard’s claims are a result of classic victim-shaming, a carefully calculated PR campaign to discredit Heard, or even a misrepresentation of events, remains to be seen. But it’s hard to imagine Depp’s future career opportunities will be unaffected by the combination of a tarnished image and a succession of box-office failures.
Should we be skeptical of Heard's claims of abuse? Is the bruise real and not self-inflicted?

Is Disney of all companies going to want to be associated with an accused wife-beater after this? Seems like most of his big commercially successful movies have been Disney movies, particularly the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.
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Depp, Heard, settle for 7 million.

They were married in 2015. Normally not bad for a year's work. But given she was married to Mr. Boredom, I think she earned it.
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Looks like she was probably telling the truth.

[youtube][/youtube]
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asshole
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He is certainly a mean drunk.
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Well I guess that settles it. Yeah, that's an abuser alright.

This video just came out? If she had it I wonder why she waited to make it public.
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Leverage for a settlement where she is seen as vindicated perhaps?

Apparently she is giving the money to charity.

She wins, he loses, which is probably how it is suppose to be, for once.

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--J.D.
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fucking bump
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Then there was this embarrassment
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/ ... 34x876.jpg
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More seems to be coming out in the defamation trial.

Short version: Amber Heard is apparently 10/10 on the Hot/Crazy Matrix.
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My Japanese Original post did not age well.

Yeah, he might actually win this one.

Does it get him back his career?

Ask Fatty Arbuckle.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/f75c471ae80 ... aa509.gifv

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People love a comeback story.
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Rob Lister wrote: Sat May 07, 2016 2:32 am I'm trying to watch Black Mass but Dep is fucking it up. How the fuck is this guy an A-lister? Aside from his Pirates of the Caribbean movies, which were only mildly entertaining at best, he fucks up every movie he touches.
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"No one will believe you because you are a man".

I don't normally get into the celebrity hubub, but I've been enjoying this one because it draws attention to an overlooked problem in modern society.

If you are a man and the victim of an abusive relationship, you don't stand a chance in getting out of it without losing a minimum of half your stuff, paying alimony and child support, losing custody of your kids, and risk friends, family, and society believing whatever bullshit lies she tells....unless maybe......

1. You have a secret audio recording with irrefutable examples of the abuse.
2. The judge allows you to play the recordings in court.
3. Your wife's lawyer is a useless moron.
4. The majority of society hates your wife
5. You're Johnny Fucking Depp.

Then, and only then, do you have the faintest chance of winning.

After reading through the reddit comments in the link, it looks like I'm not the only one who feels this way.
Some women have got men so wrapped up in ambiguity that they don’t even know who they are.

Toxic masculinity and at the same time, you’re not masculine enough.

Men don’t talk about their feelings, yet they are not a man when they do.

Misandry has permeated through society like an unnoticed wildfire recently.

I think the Will Smith event and this have brought it to some light
Forget the movies, TV shows, and Emmy awards. This might just be the greatest underdog come-back story of Johnny Depp's life.

There's sure to be a documentary someday. Can't wait to see it and find out what I missed. :Popcorn: