A degree in Kardashianism. THIS IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT!

[hammegk]

Feminazi-ism.

[Doctor X]

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--J.D.

[Anaxagoras]

Oohkay, hmmm.

While there I found this article about how real vampires are afraid to "come out of the coffin". Do they just make this shite up or what?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/07/08 ... new_study/

Genuine, blood-drinking vampires lead difficult unlives and are often reluctant to "come out of the coffin" and reveal the fact of their vampirism to social workers and other care professionals, a new study suggests.

The paper, titled Do we Always Practice What we Preach? Real Vampires' Fears of Coming out of the Coffin to Social Workers and Helping Professionals was published in Critical Social Work, a peer-reviewed journal based in Canada.

The study suggests that authentic vampires, as opposed to "lifestyle" vampires (read: goths) are "distrustful of social workers and helping professionals and preferred to 'stay in the coffin' for fear of being misunderstood, labelled, and potentially having to face severe repercussions to their lives".

[Witness]

↑ Do they have WiFi in their coffins?

[Anaxagoras]

↑ Dunno, Vlad, you tell me. ;)

[Witness]

↑ Dunno, Vlad, you tell me. ;)

:figamagee:

You don't think I retire to a (* shudder *) moldy, stinky, cramped coffin, do you?

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