Harambe

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Fri Jun 23, 2017 10:35 pm

Personally, I don't like the liberties that Hollywood is taking with the Harambe movie

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Witness · Post by **Witness** » Fri Jun 23, 2017 11:00 pm

↑ Seems clear now: it was a setup and Harambe has been shot by a jealous husband. :(

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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Jun 24, 2017 5:28 pm

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Witness · Post by **Witness** » Tue Jun 27, 2017 3:47 pm

[youtube][/youtube]

All over the Net, you slackers… :roll:

My apologies to Cheetah who had already posted that – and I missed it! :oops: :oops: :oops:

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Jun 30, 2017 8:19 am

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WWE Staff Forced To Shoot Aggressive Wrestler After Child Climbs Into Steel Cage

--J.D.

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Sat Jul 01, 2017 12:50 am

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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Jul 02, 2017 11:20 pm

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http://mashable.com/2017/07/02/chill-go ... al-videos/

Jenali "is a laid-back individual and likes to look at cellphone photos and videos," according to the zoo. When he's not staring at screens, he's probably chilling with Bengati, one of three other silverbacks in Louisville.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:00 am

If she was a boy, they would shoot him!

#VaginaHat

--J.D.

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:06 pm

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ed · Post by ed » Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:23 pm

In all seriousness, I created this

https://www.forevermissed.com/harambe-r ... -us/#about

Please visit and pay your respects. We are still reeling from the loss just over a year ago.

n.b. The song was Harambe's favorite.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Jul 04, 2017 10:34 am

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Witness · Post by **Witness** » Wed Jul 05, 2017 1:11 am

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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:57 am

Dozens of rhesus monkeys have taken over a Florida state park

http://www.providencejournal.com/zz/sha ... park-video

There’s an upswing in monkey business in and around a state park in Florida, where bands of non-native rhesus macaques live along a river that’s popular with kayakers and tourists.

Officials have closed two walking areas at Silver Springs State Park because of unwanted monkey interactions with park guests. An observation deck and a boardwalk are off-limits because the primates have essentially taken over.

Matt Mitchell, the assistant director of Florida State Parks, said rangers are checking areas each morning for monkey activity.

“Park staff may temporarily close use areas if monkeys are spotted during these checks,” he wrote in an email. “Park staff also respond to reports of monkeys in public use areas by guests.”

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:28 am

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Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:45 am

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This will end badly.

ed · Post by ed » Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:08 am

A "Homage site"
http://www.hollywoodgorillamen.com/

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Jul 18, 2017 12:30 am

Haggard Hawks‏ @HaggardHawks
A MONKEY POOP is a smaller-than-normal poop deck.

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Tue Jul 18, 2017 12:52 am

We should send cash to ed, for Harambe's family. :(

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ed · Post by ed » Tue Jul 18, 2017 1:43 am

I was thinking along the same lines, actually.

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 4:47 am

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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Jul 27, 2017 6:24 pm

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WildCat · Post by **WildCat** » Fri Jul 28, 2017 2:06 am

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xouper · Post by **xouper** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 11:03 pm

Currently free on amazon (but maybe not for long), this kindle book:

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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XTGTG3X/

It might be advisable to use erasable color markers when coloring any of these pages on your ebook reader. :shock:

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Sun Jul 30, 2017 1:44 am

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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Oct 07, 2017 9:18 pm

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Witness · Post by **Witness** » Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:02 am

Even on Mars:

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Fid · Post by **Fid** » Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:56 am

Geezus on a bicycle kids, wear some friggin clothes. And you lady where are your heels?

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Oct 10, 2017 10:53 am

No worries. Whatever owns that big eye in the lower right ate all of them in one gulp.

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:15 pm

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Witness · Post by **Witness** » Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:37 pm

[youtube][/youtube]

:P

Cheetah · Post by **Cheetah** » Wed Nov 08, 2017 1:28 pm

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Witness · Post by **Witness** » Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:49 am

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Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:06 pm

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:44 pm

At last a good prospect for a new Browns quarterback! :hyper:

ed · Post by ed » Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:34 pm

Racist.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:37 pm

What? Good parabolic arc, perfect spin, hit the receiver in the hands...that ape throws better than Johnny Football.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 2:46 am

So . . . one inattentive mother not only robbed the world of Love, she robbed Cleveland of its Dream. . . .

--J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 3:01 am

When is Harambe finally getting ESPN's 30:30?

ed · Post by ed » Wed Nov 15, 2017 12:04 pm

Better yet, when is the REAL story of his murder going to be told? Where WAS Hillary at the time? AND Kushner. The thing reeks and not just of ape.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Nov 15, 2017 12:16 pm

Grammatron wrote:When is Harambe finally getting ESPN's 30:30?

After he gets his Arthur Ash Courage Award . . . after Colin Kaepernick, Bruce Jenner, and Aaron Hernandez. . . .

--J.D.