7,000 year old alien base found

What's your artifact doing in Boss Kean's ditch?
Pyrrho
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7,000 year old alien base found

Post by Pyrrho »

Well that's what the man says.

http://www.australianetworknews.com/ali ... -minister/
Iraq’s Transport Minister Kazem Finjan claims that the first airport in the world was built by ancient aliens. According to Minister Finjan, the aliens built an airport for interplanetary transport 7,000 years ago in the Middle East.

The statement was given during a press conference to announce the creation of a modern-day airport in Dhi Qar, southern Iraq. The Transport Minister adds that the area of the would-be airport is the same area aliens used to launch spacecrafts to discover Pluto in 5,000 BC as well as the mythical planet Nibiru, better known as Planet X.

“The first airport that was established on planet earth was in this place. It was constructed 5,000 years before Christ,” Finjan told the press. “The particularity of this place is that it remains the safest for the landing and takeoff of aircraft due to favorable weather conditions. When the Sumerians settled on this land, they were aware of this and have chosen it specifically for their flights to other planets.”
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Re: 7,000 year old alien base found

Post by ed »

Why do you hate cultural diversity?
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Re: 7,000 year old alien base found

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Too bad they were Zoroastrians.

--J.D.
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Re: 7,000 year old alien base found

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Is his name Lupe Azfuque?