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Got it.


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If you might be referring to my asking about could somebody ID anything because of gnome's post, I wasn't worried about any legal folks. I was/am more concerned with illegal folks. They are the real worry in a society. Well, governments go illegal too frequently, too. But I wasn't thinking about local, state, or federal folks in government. In fact, I usually don't like to bang heads against governments. That Canada thing was a very odd affair and quite likely the individual would have lost the case, if ole' nutso Michael hadn't come up with a really strange style to deal with the problem and also using that old, old government trick of flooding the officers involved with lots and lots of paper. But even then I had to pull a sort of nasty right near the end. I really think we were going to lose. In fact, even after the nasty I pulled I didn't think it would be enough. I was surprised we won. That was one really, really weird case. And I've been in some really weird ones over the years.

I remember when I was a safety officer for my VFW post and researched and wrote up a report about a particularly strange traffic corner near my daughter's school and we then found out the stop signs were on the wrong road. Now that was a really weird one. Some folks were mighty embarrassed and I was not looked upon too kindly by the local law enforcement in that locale after that.

Okay. Enough rambling from an old man.

Just wanted you to know the bad illegal folks were my concern.
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Bananas?-Yes wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2019 3:46 pm If you might be referring to my asking about could somebody ID anything because of gnome's post, I wasn't worried about any legal folks.
https://i.imgur.com/6gYZKz2.jpg
Just wanted you to know the bad illegal folks were my concern.
Huh?
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https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british- ... -1.5420048
A Vancouver naturopath who charges $15,000 US for children with autism to have fecal transplants at a clinic near Tijuana, Mexico could put them at serious risk of infection with an unproven treatment, according to doctors and scientists.

Jason Klop claims in Facebook videos that he's treated kids as young as two from across the world using pills and liquids made from the stool of two American adolescents. He says he's seen "dramatic improvements" in symptoms of autism spectrum disorder.

The process isn't approved in either Canada or the United States for treatment of autism. Health Canada says it's looking into Klop's operation, and B.C.'s top public health official says she has serious concerns.
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The Cosmic Electric Chair is available. Seriously, it takes that many amperes to elevate your blessed naturopathic soul to the next level.
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https://www.newsweek.com/televangelist- ... us-1487069
A guest on televangelist Jim Bakker's show suggested on Wednesday that a product sold on Bakker's website might be effective at protecting against and killing the novel coronavirus.

The guest, naturopathic Dr. Sherrill Sellman, said that Silver Solution—a product that can be purchased on Bakker's web store—has been found to be effective on viruses related to the one from Wuhan. Further, she said Silver Solution could bolster a person's immune system and potentially make their bodies less susceptible to the virus.

"Well, let's say [Silver Solution] hasn't been tested on this strain of the coronavirus, but it's been tested on other strains of the coronavirus and has been able to eliminate it within 12 hours," she said. "Totally eliminate it. Kills it, deactivates it. And then it boosts your immune system so then you can support the recovery, because when you kill the virus, then the immune system comes into action to clear it out. So you want a vibrant immune system as well as an ability to deactivate these viruses."
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Jesus Motherfucking Christ, is there no depth of STOOPID to which these people will not sink!!!???
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Nope. In Jeebus name ...cha-ching!
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shemp wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:59 am Jesus Motherfucking Christ, is there no depth of STOOPID to which these people will not sink!!!???
They're not stoopid. Far from it...

"Further, Silver Solution's page on Bakker's site contains a link to a warning specifically for residents of California. Under a California law, the Safe Drinking Water and Toxic Enforcement Act of 1986 (also known as Proposition 65), the store is required to warn that Silver Solution "contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."

...the people that will fork out $300 for it, are.
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Has been for years now.
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↑ Abdul to the front desk!
Abdul Alhazred wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:30 pm [Quoted just to get his attention. :twisted: ]
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The product label and associated description from the manufacturer's website is a study in horseshit.

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https: // www . optividahealth . com /
Optivida Silver Liquid Solution (10ppm) works faster, longer and more efficiently than other silvers to support your immune system

Faster- By using catalytic instead of chemical action. Optivida Silver helps speed up natural processes that have positive effects on the body.

Longer- Unlike other silvers that quit working after completing one function. Optivida Silver performs over and over for hours.

More Efficient- By resonating at just the right frequency, Optivida Silver disrupts foreign elements without disturbing the body's natural environment.

Optivida- Silver Liquid Solution can be taken up to three times daily.
https://i.imgur.com/VoQTmXn.jpg
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Anyone who gives that to a child should be hanged.
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How else would a parent get an Indigo child?
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People need to be reminded/told that patents are patents. And absolutely nothing else.

Hey, I could patent an eye solderer or a lava based hair removal machine. I've got a patent, so legit. Right?
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shemp wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2020 2:19 pm Anyone who gives that to a child should be hanged.
Unfortunately you cannot compensate for the gullible, the stupid or the desperate.

The ignorant - well that's another story.
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Hotarubi wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:52 am
They're not stoopid. Far from it...

"Further, Silver Solution's page on Bakker's site contains a link to a warning specifically for residents of California. Under a California law, the Safe Drinking Water and Toxic Enforcement Act of 1986 (also known as Proposition 65), the store is required to warn that Silver Solution "contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."

...the people that will fork out $300 for it, are.
I can practically guarantee this clause makes the warning useless for deterring many purchasers. They'll figure "That's just those wackos in California making them say this, they're a bunch of loonies out there".
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A New Hampshire man who was diagnosed with COVID-19 after traveling to Italy was instructed to self-quarantine. Instead, he attended an event on Friday, authorities have revealed. The unidentified hospital employee traveled to White River Junction, Vermont, for an invitation-only social event related to the Dartmouth Business School, and authorities are now recommending all other attendees of that event self-quarantine for two weeks, Time reports. Authorities also revealed a second New Hampshire man has been diagnosed with COVID-19, the disease caused by the novel 2019 coronavirus, and is believed to have contracted it from the man who broke quarantine. It is not clear whether transmission took place at the Friday event.

A fucking hospital employee.

Thanks, Asshole.

Reminds me of the Ebola nurse who went straight to the airport.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/health ... spartanntp
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Well, a college edumacation does not stop the Dumbth.

Only the fallout from the Dumbth can do that.
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In which this guy tries to profit from an execution.

https://i.imgur.com/PRgBFwo.jpg
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Only a complete fucking moron would fall for this bullshit. Unfortunately, there is no complete fucking moron shortage.
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Corona is turning out to be some serious shit.

But this made me laugh:

Islamic Scholar Who Called Wuhan Virus “God’s Punishment” Gets Infected

https://www.redstate.com/brandon_morse/ ... -infected/
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If there were justice in this universe this fucktard would be next.

https://www.npr.org/2020/03/11/81455047 ... virus-cure
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Yes.
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Why didn't you buy two Subs?

Story seems a bit fishy to be honest.
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Link:

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Kill the git, send the hand sanitizer to Italy.

Two problems solved.
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We all hope so AA.
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Mrs. Shemp and I were fortunate to get one small bottle that she found pushed behind some other items on a display. We do have plenty of sanitary wipes though.

Fuck this guy, I hope he dies.
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Link:

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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:17 pm Nice try department

http://loweringthebar.net/2020/03/unico ... gency.html
... I’ll just say that if you have filed an emergency motion demanding an immediate hearing even though much of the country is shut down because of a health crisis, and the court’s order regarding your motion begins, “[t]his case involves counterfeit unicorn drawings,” you probably don’t need to read any further. ...
:lmao:
But it's not just unicorns, there's elves too! WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE ELVES???
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I feel like the unicorn story should be a movie where Will Ferrell is demanding that the case is a genuine emergency.

Plot twist--he winds up being right (but not because he knew what he was talking about). Some random catastrophe occurs because the case was in limbo.
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If someone other than Will Ferrell is involved it might be funny.

– J.D.
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gnome wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:52 pm Plot twist--he winds up being right (but not because he knew what he was talking about). Some random catastrophe occurs because the case was in limbo.

The elves and unicorns have the cure.
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Judge Who Asked Woman if She Closed Her Legs to Prevent Assault Is Removed

“No witness, alleged victim or litigant should be treated that way in a court of law,” a justice in New Jersey Supreme Court wrote in the unanimous decision.

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A New Jersey Superior Court judge who asked a woman if she had closed her legs to try to prevent a sexual assault has been ordered removed from the bench by the state’s highest court, which concluded his behavior made it “inconceivable” that he could ever handle cases of domestic violence or sexual assault.

The New Jersey Supreme Court unanimously agreed that the judge, John F. Russo Jr., who served in Ocean County, should be removed from the bench “effective immediately.”

“No witness, alleged victim or litigant should be treated that way in a court of law,” Chief Justice Stuart Rabner wrote in the May 26 ruling. “The questions also shamed the alleged victim by intolerably suggesting she was to blame.”

...

In April 2019 the state’s Advisory Committee on Judicial Conduct decided that Judge Russo should be suspended without pay for three months for his remarks from the bench and for the other violations, including his failure to recuse himself from a hearing that involved a man he knew from high school. The man, who owned a pizza parlor the judge admitted to frequenting, had been accused of failing to pay child support. Judge Russo reduced the amount he owed from $10,000 to $300, according to the ruling.

The committee also said that Judge Russo had threatened a woman in a paternity case with financial penalties and a loss of credibility with the court when she told him she was afraid to give her address.

“‘We’re all going to find you,’” Judge Russo said in a crowded courtroom, according to the court documents.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/27/nyre ... russo.html
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This Fucking Asshole:

https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/wp-conte ... -Kroll.jpg

He is the head of the Police Union in Minneapolis.
The head of the Minneapolis police union is saying former officer Derek Chauvin and three other officers who were involved in the killing of George Floyd last week were fired without due process, suggesting the officers may try to get their jobs back.

“I’ve worked with the four defense attorneys that are representing each of our four terminated individuals under criminal investigation, in addition with our labor attorneys to fight for their jobs,” Lt. Bob Kroll said in a letter to union members that surfaced on social media.

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Yup. That is how it works. They'll all get their jobs back, with back pay.
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God forbid they get due process.
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Maybe we should have a thread about policing.

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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:12 pm The head of the police union is not being an asshole, he is doing his job.

Let one arbitrary firing go, no matter the circumstances, and pfffft just like that every arbitrary firing has a good enough reason. Even if that's not the plan, that's how it will go because that's how bosses are.

By the same token the malefactor should be tried in a court of law and not just strung up, even if we know he "deserves" it.

If the malefactor ends up getting back pay (in prison) it's the fault of the bosses for not suspending him first and having a proper hearing.
I don't understand why they didn't suspend without pay.

Sometimes it's too easy to follow the proper procedure.