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Doctor X wrote: Thu Apr 21, 2022 10:00 am Robert Smith:

This Fucking Asshole:

https://www.nydailynews.com/resizer/S3k ... 3S2JSA.JPG

He looks like a rectum.

Not just for being a cop going to prison for bribery and other charges, but for these additional reasons:
. . . Smith was outed by the feds as a belligerent racist who randomly pointed his gun at Black passersby just to enjoy the look on their faces.

“Bro I point my gun out the window now at n-----s and watch their reaction and drive way,” the then-retired officer allegedly wrote in a text message cited by federal prosecutors in the case. “Hilarious.”
. . . .
Charges against Smith to the NYPD Civilian Complaint Review Board while he was an officer accused him of repeatedly making racist comments, including one 2014 case in which he allegedly called a driver an “animal,” a “crazy monkey,” and telling the man to “go suck a c--k,” records separate from his court case show.
Proud of himself:
Smith, who once called himself “one of the most corrupt cops in the 105″ precinct in Queens, quickly turned snitch after his arrest, his lawyer says.
He now cries to the judge. His lawyer pled:
Robert Smith “will be entering the Bureau of Prisons with two targets on his head: he’s a cop, and he’s a rat,” the lawyer, Andrew Frisch, wrote in court papers.
Too bad, for you, rectums are "popular" in prison you fucking asshole.

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https://www.npr.org/2022/05/11/10982498 ... eriff-says
Local sheriff's deputies and paramedics say they were initially called to the house in Trenton, S.C., after receiving a report of an unresponsive man lying in his yard. When they arrived at the scene, they found the collapsed body of Joseph McKinnon, 60. Also nearby: the body of Patricia Ruth Dent, 65, wrapped in trash bags, lying in a freshly dug pit.

While investigators believed McKinnon may have died of natural causes, they immediately suspected foul play in Dent's death. That scenario was confirmed this week by the coroner, whose autopsy report found that McKinnon had suffered a cardiac arrest and Dent had been strangled.
I hope his heart attack took a good long while.
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https://www.cleveland.com/court-justice ... utType=amp

Gotta see the picture. The story is a doozy too.
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Anaxagoras wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 11:18 pm https://www.cleveland.com/court-justice ... utType=amp

Gotta see the picture. The story is a doozy too.
:x
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. . . abusing a 14-year-old girl after he mistook her for his wife, then continued abusing her for more than two years, was sentenced. . . .
I mean, who has had that not happened to them?








What?

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P.S. Hope in prison he "squeals like a stuck pig."
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He really ought to get the Dahmer treatment.

It's the only way to be sure.
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Well, Cleveland.

Hasn't he suffered enough?
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https://news.sky.com/video/surrey-momen ... 67aef369dd

Asshole.
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Found another:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna32748

Neglects to mention (fancy that) the next sentence in the bible where drunks, liars, the greedy and....uh....revilers should also be shot in the back of the head will not enter the kingdom of god either. Apparently.

Shit head.
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Imagine a heaven where people like him go when they slough off the mortal coil. Must be hell.
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Anaxagoras wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 11:18 pm https://www.cleveland.com/court-justice ... utType=amp

Gotta see the picture. The story is a doozy too.
He is in Lorain Correctional Institution.

https://appgateway.drc.ohio.gov/Offende ... ls/A791896
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So I guess that fat Cunt must be a homosexual given the logic of the other Cunt.

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They're coming out of the goddam walls!!!

https://www.wbrc.com/2022/06/10/auburn- ... nd-guilty/
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Think of the time and money wasted by all sides.

– J.D.
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Hotarubi wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 2:12 am They're coming out of the goddam walls!!!

https://www.wbrc.com/2022/06/10/auburn- ... nd-guilty/
Swete Jesu.

That . . . I can't even . . . .
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I do not know. Maybe the dad has a legitimate reason to dislike him. He could also make a shrine to her on his own property that this dad could do nothing about.

Or the dad could be a Fucking Asshole. Perhaps his daughter recognized this.

– J.D.
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Doctor X wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 3:45 am I do not know. Maybe the dad has a legitimate reason to dislike him. He could also make a shrine to her on his own property that this dad could do nothing about.

Or the dad could be a Fucking Asshole. Perhaps his daughter recognized this.

– J.D.
Unless the fiance was a literal incarnation of Hitler, this is hard to understand.

How DARE he leave . . . flowers at her grave . . . . I mean, I just . . . . .
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I know . . . I know.

I would also think if there was a legitimate reason, after all of this, said dad would have explained that he beat her, cheated on her, made her watch The Big Bang Theory, et cetera.

Perhaps it will inspire others to leave flowers for her.

– J.D.
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Pyrrho wrote: Sat Jun 11, 2022 12:09 am
Anaxagoras wrote: Thu Jun 02, 2022 11:18 pm https://www.cleveland.com/court-justice ... utType=amp

Gotta see the picture. The story is a doozy too.
He is in Lorain Correctional Institution.

https://appgateway.drc.ohio.gov/Offende ... ls/A791896
Good. And it probably doesn't need saying but this is total bullshit:
“I made the biggest mistake of my life,” he said. “It started out as just a random, innocent accident.”
No way was it a "random, innocent accident". He's just trying to minimize what he did. He knew exactly what he was doing from the beginning.
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As if his repeated sexual abuse of minors was one mistake.
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Doctor X wrote: Sun Jun 12, 2022 3:45 am I do not know. Maybe the dad has a legitimate reason to dislike him. He could also make a shrine to her on his own property that this dad could do nothing about.

Or the dad could be a Fucking Asshole. Perhaps his daughter recognized this.

– J.D.
No. The fiancé is the fucking asshole. Ten times he has placed this shit on that dude's daughters grave.

https://i.ibb.co/FV512YP/4-CEYMM7-W4-JCJJCXYKOACYZK2-KA.jpg

Ridiculous.
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This fuckhead
https://media.thetab.com/blogs.dir/90/f ... 40x480.png

https://thetab.com/uk/2022/07/20/andrew ... ner-262287
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He says: “I’m not a rapist, but I like the idea of just being able to do what I want. I like being free.”
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Damnit.

Over the last year, I have tried SO hard . . . But it seems I am NEVER going to win this.



Time to burn down more orphanages.
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Ben Trovado wrote: Thu Jul 21, 2022 7:02 amDamnit.Time to burn down more orphanages.
You have to do something bad.

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Doctor X wrote: Thu Jul 21, 2022 7:27 am
Ben Trovado wrote: Thu Jul 21, 2022 7:02 amDamnit.Time to burn down more orphanages.
You have to do something bad.

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Puppy orphanages. That'll upset people.
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Twit: https://twitter.com/EuphoriTori/status/1550790818688016384
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Some things should not be allowed.

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Seems to have gone.
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Wow. Apparently they have removed it and kicked the "artist" off their platform. Maybe they need to work on their vetting process.
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Twit: https://twitter.com/AP/status/1566056790571229186
https://apnews.com/article/police-missi ... 989ac366c6
Twit: https://twitter.com/CityKing_Gank_/status/1566027897357352962
Twit: https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1566039833587367936
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https://flightaware.com/live/flight/N342ER
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He's ours now.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/pilot-thr ... pi-walmart
The pilot of a small stolen plane who threatened to crash into a Walmart, flew in erratic circles for hours and sent an ominous farewell message before landing the aircraft in a remote soybean field, according to witnesses.

A local news outlet identified the pilot as the employee of a company based at the Tupelo, Mississippi, airport, where the saga began early Saturday morning.

Police had not released the suspect’s name, but a Facebook account belonging to that person contained a post apparently sent from the air.

“Sorry everyone. Never actually wanted to hurt anyone. I love my parents and sister this isn’t your fault. Goodbye,” it read. Dozens of people replied to the post, urging the person to land the twin-engine turboprop safely.
Start him off with two sets of chains.
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Is it corplinx?
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Remove his hands and feet that he might never pilot a plane again.

Over the top? :)
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Should have done it in New York.

He would be let out on bail, paid by a fund from the DA, and allowed to keep his plane.






Okay, he would have to claim he identifies as a lesbian trans-male gender-fluid plant-free vegan who likes Nickleback.

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Couple of fucking assholes in Saskatchewan have taken the position.
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Fortunately, no one had a gun.

Someone might have gotten hurt.

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https://www.npr.org/2022/09/04/11210830 ... skatchewan
One of the two suspects connected to a series of stabbings in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan has been found dead, authorities said Monday. The search for the other suspect is ongoing, police said.

The mass stabbing that occurred on Sunday morning left 10 people dead and 18 injured, according to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

Authorities said that Damien Sanderson was found with fatal wounds, and that his injuries do not appear to be self-inflicted. RCMP's Rhonda Blackmore told reporters it's possible Sanderson may have been injured by the second suspect in the stabbing attack, Sanderson's brother Myles Sanderson.

Myles may also have injuries, Blackmore said, but is considered "armed and dangerous. The 30-year-old has an extensive criminal record involving persons and property crimes, authorities said.
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Ours.

https://www.npr.org/2022/09/07/11216450 ... -police-sa
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police reported on Wednesday that stabbing suspect Myles Sanderson has been arrested.