Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

[Doctor X]

Did he get bail?

– J.D.

[Grammatron]

Despite the authorities' best efforts the suspect could not be released on bail and was pronounced dead in custody.

[Doctor X]

Despite the authorities' best efforts the suspect could not be released on bail and was pronounced dead in custody.

Clearly the White Supremacy MAGA fascists are to blame!

– J.D.

[Pyrrho]

CBS News:

"Shortly after his arrest, he went into medical distress," Rhonda Blackmore, assistant commissioner of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police Saskatchewan, said at a press conference Wednesday night. He was transported to the hospital, where he was pronounced dead, Blackmore said. A cause of death was not given.

NPR

The second suspect connected to a mass stabbing spree died shortly after being taken into police custody, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police have confirmed.

In a press conference, the RCMP said that Myles Sanderson went into what was described as "medical distress" shortly after being detained earlier Wednesday afternoon. He was taken to a hospital in Saskatoon and pronounced dead, Assistant Commissioner Rhonda Blackmore told reporters. She said she could not provide further detail about his death, except to say that "all life-saving measures were taken."

"...and that's that."

[Anaxagoras]

Did he drink poison?

[Anaxagoras]

I know it's a popular meme for people to say that if someone dies in police custody that some foul play was involved, but it seems very logical for me that this person would commit suicide, as would Epstein. People commit suicide all the time for silly reasons, but knowing that you will spend the rest of your life in prison is a reason that actually makes sense.

[Pyrrho]

Autopsy has been scheduled.

Fox News reports that he died of self-inflicted injuries, according to anonymous source.

https://www.foxnews.com/world/canada-ma ... icial-says

[shemp]

It was suicide. He intentionally got in the way of several police bullets.

[robinson]

The insane woke will be angry that a mass murderer is dead

But they don’t give a single fuck about the horror and suffering of the victims or their families

This makes them complete assholes

[Doctor X]

It was suicide. He intentionally got in the way of several police bullets.

DEFUND!!!1!!

– J.D.

[Hotarubi]

https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2022-10 ... five-years

[Hotarubi]

https://www.itv.com/news/central/2022-1 ... re-village

Stupid cunt.

[Pyrrho]

It worked, she got her opinion in the news. Which is rather pathetic of the news agency. Don't report what such people have to say. They do not deserve to profit from their antisocial antics.

[Hotarubi]

It worked, she got her opinion in the news. Which is rather pathetic of the news agency. Don't report what such people have to say. They do not deserve to profit from their antisocial antics.

Quite. Some other white university turd who is a real victim, set his own arm on fire in the middle of the court during a tennis tournament. I must admit that was quite satisfying.

Princess says on Twatter "we must alleviate disease."

Yes honey, a sure fire way of doing that is pouring human shit over a memorial that hundreds of people visit. Stupid cunt.

[shuize]

I know it's a popular meme for people to say that if someone dies in police custody that some foul play was involved, but it seems very logical for me that this person would commit suicide, as would Epstein. People commit suicide all the time for silly reasons, but knowing that you will spend the rest of your life in prison is a reason that actually makes sense.

It’s not the fact that a guy like Epstein facing years in prison might commit suicide that makes me suspicious.

It’s the fact that all the relevant surveillance cameras were reportedly broken on the same day that both guards claim to have fallen asleep and missed their routine cell check.

Not to mention how Epstein’s female accomplice was prosecuted for helping him traffic dozens of underage girls to … apparently nobody.

[Doctor X]

He committed suicide like Whitey Bulger committed suicide.

– J.D.