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From The Office of the Two Time Grand Champion
"The merciful and compassionate!"
And this is how I began last year quoting how we began the previous year . . . quoting how we began the previous year . . . quoting how we began the previous year quoting how we began the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year:
Has anything really changed?There is that scent in the air . . . the scent of Dolphin failure! The scent of Chicago not having a quarterback! The scent of San Diego Los Angeles fans still not over last year!
There is a scent in the air. . . .
AND WHAT A SEASON IT IS SHAPING UP TO BECOME! {Now suck my dick!} [Shhh!--Ed.]Ramathorn: What's that smell Rabbit?
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Rabbit: FEAR!
The rules, as Carr explained, remain:
T3h Rulz:
Rule the First: "Same idea as last year. Pick a team each week, if that team loses you then own that team and get one point for each regular season win that team gets."
ALL games count: Thursday, Sunday, Day-Night Double-Header to make up for a rain out. . . . I follow the NFL Schedule. So start picking NOW!
Rule the Second: You can pick and change up to the time of kickoff.
Rule the Third: "Mulligan!!"
1. Regular Season: each player has one "Mulligan." Those with one will have an "*" next to their name in the Grid of Despair. That means you get one chance to pick a second game if your first game FAILS.
You declare it . . . you used it whatever the outcome of the first game is.
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3. What if Gonna be Absent? For those who are "away" one may post or PM. The second pick must be before the kick-off of that game. So, yes, you can fail on Sunday and pick a later game, even Monday Night Football.
You can post "Imma picking Denver to lose but if that FAIL, I am picking the Jags to lose!"
You have used your "Mulligan."
Bonus Points: :hyper:
Win a Division: 4 points
Wild Card: 2 points
Win in First Round of playoffs : 3 point
Win in Divisional Round: 5 points
Win Conference Championship: 7 points
Win Superbowl: 15 points
Supersorrytomakeyoucrybubblebonus: The team that finishes one place out of a playoff spot pays a 2.5 point bonus.
This will be based on the semi-official NFL standings.
ExtraEvidencesDr.XMeaniebonus: Beating the Patriots pays 1 point.
DoNotJudgeOthersbyYourStandardsCHARLEY_BIGTIMEbonus: Beating Pittsburgh pays 1 point.
Doctor X is a MEANIE Point: Your Humble and Magnificent Messiah [PBUH--Ed.] gets 1 points if you pick the Patriots to lose and they win.
Dipshit Bonus: http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... 5f0c4f.gif 6 point bonus if you own all teams playing in a playoff round (and thus cannot pick a team)--unLESS:
RadrickGamblingBonus: http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... 7ad267.gif if eligible for the Dipshit Bonus, you can still choose to pick a loser. If the team loses, you get 10 points. If they win, you get . . . nothing! And you will like it!
In the Rain Bonus: If you have a team that fires a coach before and including Week 9, you get 10 points. If you have a team whose coach is fired before Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.], you get 5 points. After Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.] you get 2 points:
- 1. Rained on by Week 9: 10 points.
2. Rained on before Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.]: 5 points
3. Rained on on or after Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.]: 2 points
Super Bowl is the cut-off.
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Playoffs: "Playoffs? Playoffs?!"
If you pick a team to lose IN the playoffs, you get only the season wins and any previous post season wins. No play-off bonuses.
I am ethically and spiritually barred from choosing NE since I would be guaranteeing myself my own "MEANIE point" save during the Fuck You Roger Moratorium. If the situation arises in the "Playoffs?" where there is no team I can pick, I default to either the Dipshit Bonus or the RadrickGamblingBonus. Since it is less than the points I would get if I picked NE, I do not think that would be a problem.
SUGGESTIONS will be entertained.
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--J. "But Only a Dick can Fuck an Asshole!" [Shhh!--Ed.] D.
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