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Seeing as all local media who actually might check the source is reporting it, it could be legit.

I thought of phoning the hospital to check, but there might be more important calls trying to get through. So I'm not going to bother.
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Hotarubi wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 8:58 pm
Giz wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 8:42 pm It’s certainly going to be the butt of a lot of jokes
Just don't shout "fire in the hole!"
He shouldn’t keep giving us ammunition
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Giz wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 9:25 pm
Hotarubi wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 8:58 pm
Giz wrote: Fri Dec 03, 2021 8:42 pm It’s certainly going to be the butt of a lot of jokes
Just don't shout "fire in the hole!"
He shouldn’t keep giving us ammunition
No, he would have been netter off giving us the ammunition, rather than what happened.
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If it had gone off it woulda wrecked 'im.

I'm here all week.
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I can see no more important call than one that prevents an assassination.

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I told you, I'm not giving them a ring.
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You don’t need to be an astronomer to know that Uranus isn’t going to be a happy place
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Did he misunderstand the meaning of 'rusty bullet hole' ? Or just take it to the next level?
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Well, don't that make your brown eye blue?

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"Get the lead outta yer ass!" --Dad
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More asshole fun:

https://i.ibb.co/dmTxxxZ/7-TXM8-J-md.jpg
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/w ... s-25724989

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I interpreted that as the perfect gift for your dog.

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More ass rated Brit Stuff:

https://www.theguardian.com/law/2021/de ... loses-case

Legit.
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Article worthy of a paper read by people who think they ought to run the country.

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https://i.ibb.co/1bQRtBr/LONDON-ENGLAND-AUGUST-24-Prime-Minister-David-Cameron-R-stands-with-London-Mayor-Boris-Johnson-as-th.jpg
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What's being done about the e-scooter menace:


West Midlands Police are warning people to make sure they understand the law when it comes to using a private e-scooter if they are thinking of buying one this Christmas.

At the moment it is legal to buy a private e-scooter but illegal to use it anywhere on public land.
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You can see on that vid that e-scooter riders have little or no regard for other people. They are all like that. Moreover, they are not insured, do not pay vehicle tax or wear safety equipment.

Govt. should employ Japanese snipers.

Worse than cyclists and contestants on reality TV shows. And thats saying something.
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Doctor X wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 7:21 pm Article worthy of a paper read by people who think they ought to run the country.

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Then who reads The Sun?

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Hotarubi wrote: Thu Dec 23, 2021 12:55 pm You can see on that vid that e-scooter riders have little or no regard for other people. They are all like that. Moreover, they are not insured, do not pay vehicle tax or wear safety equipment.

Govt. should employ Japanese snipers.

Worse than cyclists and contestants on reality TV shows. And thats saying something.
Could the government save money and put the confiscated scooters into the rental service instead of scrapping them?
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Pyrrho wrote: Thu Dec 23, 2021 7:36 pm
Hotarubi wrote: Thu Dec 23, 2021 12:55 pm You can see on that vid that e-scooter riders have little or no regard for other people. They are all like that. Moreover, they are not insured, do not pay vehicle tax or wear safety equipment.

Govt. should employ Japanese snipers.

Worse than cyclists and contestants on reality TV shows. And thats saying something.
Could the government save money and put the confiscated scooters into the rental service instead of scrapping them?
Vehicles seized by the local authorities remain the possession of the owner. What is not mentioned or publicised is that the owners can re-claim these instruments of Satan for...er..dollars. I would assume the reason for this is that "any fule no" or "should noe" that a confiscated vehicle can be reclaimed.

If, however, confiscated vehicles are not claimed within a certain time they are put up for public auction (I think similar in the US if memory serves) dependent of course on road worthiness.

As for the Government/Crown utilusing confiscated property from the public domain without consent? Not on your fackin' nellie, sahn. I think we know where that one leads.

Not allowed ,Sir. That one, or a variation of , has been on the books since the Magna Carta.
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The rental scooters have better brakes than the cheap scooters that the hooligans buy.
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https://www.gov.uk/government/publicati ... -operators

More stuff if anyone is interested. E-scooters to be subject to same roolz as electric pedal bikes.i e. License, safety equipment, me shoving them into hedge if personal space invaded etc.
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(With humble apologies for unavoidable Gary Neville.)
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Should be in the Xmas nonsense thread.

Look, she's not even trying to hide that she's reading a speech that someone else wrote from an autocue.
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They are all written for them. Some by some minor writer who like little native boys, as in this Japanese Original:



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Doctor X wrote: Thu Dec 23, 2021 6:28 pm Then who reads The Sun?

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They just want to keep abreast of things
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What udder nonsense.
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We are going to milk this for all it’s worth
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Not before this thread goes bust.
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You have my attention.

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“ the BBC was named among 10 of the world’s worst antisemitic institutions, according to the LA-based Simon Wiesenthal Center’s (SWC) annual report on global Antisemitism. The British broadcaster ranked 3rd on the list, just behind Iran’s genocidal Mullah regime and Gaza-based jihadi terror group Hamas.”
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https://www.wiesenthal.com/assets/pdf/g ... op_ten.pdf
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Cannot take that seriously. The BBC has its moments, certainly, but third worst. No.

I wonder who pissed them off in the last couple of weeks.
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Hotarubi wrote: Mon Jan 03, 2022 1:56 am Cannot take that seriously. The BBC has its moments, certainly, but third worst. No.

I wonder who pissed them off in the last couple of weeks.
The straw may have been:

“Newly-emerged evidence seems to have debunked the British broadcaster BBC’s claim that a group of Jewish teenagers uttered an “anti-Muslim slur” as they were being attacked by a gang in an antisemitic incident near central London in November of last year.”

Aka the “they were asking for it/not the real victim”. Stay classy BBC.
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Giz wrote: Mon Jan 03, 2022 2:09 am
Hotarubi wrote: Mon Jan 03, 2022 1:56 am Cannot take that seriously. The BBC has its moments, certainly, but third worst. No.

I wonder who pissed them off in the last couple of weeks.
The straw may have been:

“Newly-emerged evidence seems to have debunked the British broadcaster BBC’s claim that a group of Jewish teenagers uttered an “anti-Muslim slur” as they were being attacked by a gang in an antisemitic incident near central London in November of last year.”

Aka the “they were asking for it/not the real victim”. Stay classy BBC.
Yes, a BBC "moment".

(I'd still like to see the whole vid of that incident and not the edit.)