The UK thread

[Hotarubi]

[asthmatic camel]

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[Doctor X]

What next?

Will he jump over a shark riding a scooter?

– J.D.

[asthmatic camel]

Could well be the case. There are plenty of pricks riding electric scooters round here.

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[asthmatic camel]

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[Doctor X]

I just posted how Your Block of Cement, who is the "Leader of the Cunts on that Other Side of this Desk Thingy," managed to pontificate so much, he pissed off a Tory member who got the police to investigate him for his own "drinks party."

Apparently, he has been serially lying about the details, along with his "Second in Command and More Hated than Cameltoe." Give this to the Block of Cement, he at least admitted he "was there," since he was on video, but she tried to deny it.

Now some of his more Loud and Stupid are calling for him to resign.

Which is why the Prat Lounging in your picture is lounging.

He knows how fatuous his opposition is.

– J.D.

[asthmatic camel]

Politicans are all cunts in my considered opinion. All out to line their own pockets and grant themselves unwarranted kudos.

[Doctor X]

"But not my politician!!!1!!"

– J.D.

[Hotarubi]

What next?

Will he jump over a shark riding a scooter?

– J.D.

"She."

Racist.

Edit:

Omg! Retract that!

[asthmatic camel]

Fat, smug, overpaid cunts.

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[Grammatron]

What do you pay fat, smug, overpaid cunts over there in the UK?

[Hotarubi]

PM c.£161,000 which is MPs salary of £80,000 + PM salary.

Leader of Opposition is £144,000 in total for basically taking a contradictory point on everything and not much else.

Lib Dems. Who cares.

Suffice to say that St. Thatcher of Margaret never took the PM salary saying the basic MPs salary was enough. Which, obviously northern crap Socialists, in tune with the working man reciprocated by grabbing every penny they could.

Maybe that's why they remain demented about her success.

[Doctor X]

You missed the Other Fat Git.





This is why Scotland needs another referendum!!!1!! Never an equal partner!

– J. "Something . . . Something . . . Haggish . . . Something . . . Girls with Hairy Legs" D.

[ceptimus]

You forgotten mention free accomodation, free first class travel, unlimited expenses claims, free country mansion as a weekend retreat, generous pension, free security personel for life (which also provides free or at least subsidized travel).

[Hotarubi]

You missed the Other Fat Git.

Nick Fish?

Lower MSP salary £64,000 - higher "post" salary £93,000.

Funny that MSPs were "totally uncomfortable because the natives were restless" with them 'setting their own salaries" around 2002 and decided to link any further salary increases in line with Westminster increases. Which, by some bizarre coincidence, had been much higher for some years than when they had been voting for their own upticks.

Trebles all round!

[Grammatron]

You forgotten mention free accomodation, free first class travel, unlimited expenses claims, free country mansion as a weekend retreat, generous pension, free security personel for life (which also provides free or at least subsidized travel).

That's significant. Is it all MPs or just PMs?

[Doctor X]

I think it is just for the PMs since one of the big "issues" that has cropped up given that two MPs were murdered in the last few years is the lack of security. They hold to the tradition of "holding a surgery" in their con'tituencies where people can just sort of show up and bitch and moan.

– J.D.

[Grammatron]

Unlike USA where people just show up to bitch and moan at your house.

[sparks]

Peeps that show up at my house uninvited stay for dinner. With Fava beans and a nice chianti.

[Doctor X]

– J.D.

[Pyrrho]

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