The UK thread

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:46 am

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:25 am
Hotarubi wrote: ↑Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:36 pm Just like to point out, that in the UK, to pass the Paramedics exam there is a section on "what all air rifles look like" and "taking everyone's word for it."

Thought everyone knew that.

Too soon?
I demonstrated that they were spring and gas powered sport rifles. The kind you find at a travelling fairground FFS!

Ok a-c.

Ok.

Giz · Post by **Giz** » Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:48 am

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:41 am See the edited version, Giz. You're quick!

Next time a car is stolen, remember to say “y’know officer, I think I might have had a rifle in the boot”.

You will get a much bigger response!

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Tue Aug 16, 2022 2:17 am

Giz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:48 am
asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:41 am See the edited version, Giz. You're quick!
Next time a car is stolen, remember to say “y’know officer, I think I might have had a rifle in the boot”.

You will get a much bigger response!

I should be so lucky! my car's boot's so full of Mrs. Camel's shit that even a sniffer dog would struggle to find an airgun!

Giz · Post by **Giz** » Wed Aug 17, 2022 9:26 pm

“The head of RAF recruitment has resigned in protest at an "effective pause" on offering jobs to white male recruits in favour of women and ethnic minorities, defence sources have claimed.

The senior female officer apparently handed in her notice in recent days amid concerns that any such restrictions on hiring, however temporary and limited, could undermine the fighting strength of the Royal Air Force (RAF), the sources said.

They said the service was attempting to hit "impossible" diversity targets.

The defence sources accused Air Chief Marshal Sir Mike Wigston, the head of the RAF, of appearing willing to compromise UK security at a time of growing threats from Russia and China in pursuit of albeit important goals such as improving diversity and inclusion.“

https://news.sky.com/story/raf-pauses-j ... s-12674409

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Thu Aug 18, 2022 1:01 pm

https://i.ibb.co/LSWfgp5/Conservative-Choice.jpg

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Fri Aug 26, 2022 12:51 pm

Twit: https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1563047406182498305?t=1SsgP6p97mqTk7pSnLE2NA&s=19

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Tue Aug 30, 2022 11:37 am

Taking nominative determinism to the extreme...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-62689533

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Aug 30, 2022 3:53 pm

Worse, Meghan is still talking.

– J.D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:20 am

Is she black this week?

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 9:21 pm

Depends.

Is the Queen racist this week?

– J.D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Thu Sep 01, 2022 8:18 am

=======> German.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Sep 01, 2022 12:43 pm

QED.

– J.D.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Thu Sep 01, 2022 3:43 pm

QED . . .

Queen Elizabeth, Danke ?!

:shock:

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Thu Sep 01, 2022 4:37 pm

Deutschlander.

Dipshit.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Sep 01, 2022 6:15 pm

But, unlike Meghan, she is not a darkie, what? What?

– J. "Went Round-Eyed in Surprise" D.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Mon Sep 05, 2022 11:13 pm

https://i.imgur.com/aOJ7YLQ.jpg

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Tue Sep 06, 2022 1:43 am

Yay! New PM

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Tue Sep 06, 2022 1:53 am

Actually, Brillo Pad's assertion that no new starter homes have been built is wrong. A friend of mine was involved in in building a few.

Well, 2 actually.

Oh, and:

https://i.ibb.co/7g3tRRY/andrew-neill-photo.jpg

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Sep 06, 2022 10:30 am

England's led by a girl!
England's led by a girl!
England's led by a girl!
FREEDOM is led by a pedophile!

Wait. . . .

– J.D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Thu Sep 08, 2022 3:33 pm

Will she/won't she?

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Thu Sep 08, 2022 4:21 pm

Hotarubi wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 1:53 am Actually, Brillo Pad's assertion that no new starter homes have been built is wrong. A friend of mine was involved in in building a few.

Well, 2 actually.

Oh, and:

https://i.ibb.co/7g3tRRY/andrew-neill-photo.jpg

It's been a while since I saw that pic in Private Eye. :)

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Thu Sep 08, 2022 4:55 pm

https://i.imgur.com/Dk9cbSr.jpg

Giz · Post by **Giz** » Thu Sep 08, 2022 5:13 pm

Would be better than any of the recent Star Wars movies

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Thu Sep 08, 2022 5:51 pm

The queen is dead. Long live the oh wait…

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:00 pm

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:06 pm

Sex Pistols are going to re-record their song.

Giz · Post by **Giz** » Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:13 pm

She ain’t gonna get to send a telegram to herself

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:31 pm

Very sad news. Whatever one may think of the monarchy, the Queen served with devotion and dignity. I really don't think we could have asked for a better head of state.

solely · Post by **solely** » Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:59 pm

Watching Fox news, very large gathering outside Buckingham Palace, an excellent opportunity
for a pickpocket.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Thu Sep 08, 2022 7:43 pm

https://i.ibb.co/BCTpTj3/864010583uk-british-flag-waving-animated-gif-5.gif

https://i.ibb.co/X44Qk8Z/E23x-SAu-WUAEu-ASn.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/h8txW3j/140968-half.jpg

Ma'am. Thank you for your service.

Giz · Post by **Giz** » Thu Sep 08, 2022 7:54 pm

Should we thank her for her service?

I understand thanking soldiers and police and firemen and moonshiners… but thanking a castle/palace dwelling monarch seems a bit like thanking a handsomely remunerated CEO for their service.

ed · Post by ed » Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:02 pm

Giz wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 7:54 pm Should we thank her for her service?

I understand thanking soldiers and police and firemen and moonshiners… but thanking a castle/palace dwelling monarch seems a bit like thanking a handsomely remunerated CEO for their service.

Depends on the job they did is all. She did good.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:05 pm

Giz wrote: ↑Thu Sep 08, 2022 7:54 pm Should we thank her for her service?

I understand thanking soldiers and police and firemen and moonshiners… but thanking a castle/palace dwelling monarch seems a bit like thanking a handsomely remunerated CEO for their service.

Not today, Giz. Not today.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:06 pm

*SHRUG* She could have lived a life of luxury and basically have done bugger all: she chose not to do so. I think she deserves our thanks.

ed · Post by ed » Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:31 pm

She helped define us. She was the embodiment of England.

Giz · Post by **Giz** » Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:42 pm

Today, our thoughts are with her favorite child… who will now have to pay his own legal fees, Andrew, The Duke of Epstein.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Sep 08, 2022 9:05 pm

Sex Pistols singer Johnny Rotten admits he will 'sorely miss' the Queen when she dies

JOHNNY Rotten, the Sex Pistols singer who famously railed against the Queen in her Silver Jubilee year, has admitted he will "sorely miss" her when she dies.
. . . .
But in his latest interview, he confessed: "I would sorely miss her us [Sic – Ed.] a human being on planet Earth."

He said: "It's not her fault she was born into a gilded cage."

The singer, who insisted God Save the Queen was about his political opposition to obedience to the monarchy, added: "Can I just correct this, just slightly? 'I will miss her' sounds ominous and I don't want that. Long may she live. I don't know about the 'reign' part, but long may she live."

Lydon, who also enjoyed success with Public Image Ltd after the breakup of the Sex Pistols, told how he adored royal pageantry and in particular the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge's wedding in 2011.

Read by the People Who are Unimportant in the Country

– J.D.

DJ · Post by DJ » Thu Sep 08, 2022 11:01 pm

She will always have a special place in my heart for playing the USA national anthem after 9/11. 🇺🇸🇬🇧

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Sep 10, 2022 4:10 pm

Twit: https://twitter.com/bone00afide/status/1568596405421486089

Giz · Post by **Giz** » Sat Sep 10, 2022 5:17 pm

Well, instead of blackfyre Targaryens we have the house of Hewitt … so maybe Harry and Meghan can create some dynastic drama. A king across the water in 18th century parlance. “The pretender“ would be an apt historical title for a cuckoo and an actress.