Jesus bought this

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Anaxagoras
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Re: Jesus bought this

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I'm glad Jesus has his priorities straight.
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sparks
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Re: Jesus bought this

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Let us pray for a double flame-out.
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Pyrrho
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Re: Jesus bought this

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Link:
Kenneth "Crazy Eyes" Copeland.
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sparks
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Re: Jesus bought this

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Just another ratfuck preacher. Claiming knowledge he doesn't have. Selling same to the great unwashed.
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ed
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Re: Jesus bought this

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sparks wrote: ↑Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:49 pm Just another ratfuck preacher. Claiming knowledge he doesn't have. Selling same to the great unwashed.
There is a difference between selling and order-taking. He is order taking.
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sparks
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Re: Jesus bought this

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OK ed.

As soon as he cashes a check, he is a sales-puke.

I rest my case.

But thanks for playing. :)
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sparks
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Re: Jesus bought this

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Apologies. My mistake.
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ed
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Re: Jesus bought this

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I meant that he does not have to break a sweat to make a sale.

Why do you hate salesman's jargon, Sparks?
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Pyrrho
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Re: Jesus bought this

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Kenny needs a new pair of Gulfstreams! Call now! :hyper:
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shemp
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Re: Jesus bought this

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If anyone ever deserved a plane crash... well, let's hope he forgets to pack a chute.
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ed
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Re: Jesus bought this

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shemp wrote: ↑Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:05 pm If anyone ever deserved a plane crash... well, let's hope he forgets to pack a chute.
Or that it doesn't open :twisted:
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Pyrrho
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Re: Jesus bought this

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It's all about keeping the money flow moving, just like government. Can't siphon forever from a bucket that doesn't get refilled.
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sparks
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The coffers of the religulous will always be full. There's a sucker born every minute.
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shemp
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Re: Jesus bought this

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sparks wrote: ↑Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:32 pm The coffers of the religulous will always be full. There's a sucker born every minute.
That can't be right. That works out about 52.5 million suckers born in the last 100 years. But a sucker born every second would be about 3.15 billion. That I can believe.
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sparks
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Re: Jesus bought this

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Inflation?
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Pyrrho
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Re: Jesus bought this

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6KaMLfWwAAvswy.jpg
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sparks
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Re: Jesus bought this

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Looks like Jeffrey Hunter Jesus, before the fall I mean.
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ed
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Re: Jesus bought this

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Pyrrho wrote: ↑Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:36 pm https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6KaMLfWwAAvswy.jpg
Woke Jesus


too soon?
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Witness
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Re: Jesus bought this

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Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Sat Jun 01, 2019 4:26 pm Insofar as control of wealth is more consequential than formal ownership, compare the picayune depredations of Kenneth Copeland with any Roman Catholic Cardinal (let alone their boss), the various C of E honchos in the House of Lords, or even minor leaguers such as the governing body of Jehovah's Witless.
The lavish homes of American archbishops

Looks all a tad nouveau riche, if I dare say so. :mrgreen:
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