Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

WildCat · Post by **WildCat** » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:19 pm

Dolts

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:45 pm

I’ll go with Indy. Tough call. I was gonna take super chiggers but they screw me every time I pick them. Every year not just this one. Hmm I could take NE and jinx the Chiggers.
Nah I’ll stay with Dolts. I guess that means KC will lose.
Fuk. Go Bears. Doink

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:45 pm

I’ll go with Indy. Tough call. I was gonna take super chiggers but they screw me every time I pick them. Every year not just this one. Hmm I could take NE and jinx the Chiggers.
Nah I’ll stay with Dolts. I guess that means KC will lose.
Fuk. Go Bears. Doink

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:28 pm

:Waaaah: Divisional Round Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
Evolver the Evolved	Chiggers	:D
Anaxagoras	Eaglettes	:D
*His Humble MagNIfIcence*	Eaglettes	:D
Pyrrho	:?	:Waaaah:
gnome	Chiggers	:D
Enchantress the Enchanting	Chiggers	:D
izittrue	Dolts	:D
Radrick	Chiggers	:D
Wildcat	Dolts	:D
Grammatron	Eaglettes	:D
shemp	Cowgirls	:D

*NFL Schedule

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 13, 2019 5:04 am

Division Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC East	Flats	4	X	5		12	21
AFC North	Crows	4	:Waaaah:			10	14
AFC South	Steers 'n Queers	4	:Waaaah:			11	15
AFC West	Queefs	4	X	5		13	22
NFC East	Cowgirls	4	3	:Waaaah:		11	18
NFC North	Da Bears	4	:Waaaah:			12	16
NFC South	Faints	4	X	5		14	23
NFC West	Lambs	4	X	5		14	23
Wild Card Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC I	Chiggers	2	3	:Waaaah:		13	18
AFC II	Dolts	2	3	:Waaaah:		11	16
NFC I	Seamen	2	:Waaaah:			10	12
NFC II	Eagletes	2	3	:Waaaah:		10	15
Conference Loser	Team	Points	Wins	TOTAL
AFC Loser	Squeelers	2.5	9.5	12
NFC Loser	ViQueens	2.5	8.5	11

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Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:16 am

Doctor X wrote: ↑Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:26 pm There is some regret that "Sexy Rexy" has yet to coach for the Dolphins.

--J.D.

There's always next season!

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:16 am

https://i.redd.it/pp55tqpna4a21.jpg

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:48 am

Hilarious!

Meanwhile, this is actually a thing:

https://www.wthr.com/sites/default/file ... oh-970.jpg

I waited and STILL a "1-1" is not yet a "thing" on Al Gore's Interwebs.

I have a disappoint!

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:09 am

--J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:43 am

Doctor X wrote: ↑Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:09 am
Capt. Andrew Luck:

January 6th: Dearest mother —
Our victory frolicking has ceased. We must now begin our march to Kansas City to battle a unit of such great stature, every member has been granted the title of Chief. Our path has been long and winding, but I have never seen the men’s spirits higher.

January 9th: Dearest mother —
I have received your care package of braised pigeon shins and fresh Squirrel Oil. By way of Chief trickery, the unit lost a day’s travel after reaching Lawrence only to discover Kansas City is actually in Missouri. No bother. Our focus remains unfazed.

January 11 Dearest mother —
I write you as snow falls. The camp has settled down. The men are reflecting on the most meaningful moments of the campaign. They are as humble as they are grateful. Tomorrow shall be our most significant battle yet. We are ready for a fight. I love you.

Dearest mother —
It is with a heavy heart I inform you our campaign has ended. Our unit fell to the Chiefs on a snowy battlefield. While disappointed, I am extremely proud of all our accomplishments week after week, day after day, fight after fight. I shall see you soon.
— Andrew
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/92 ... SaA8AN.jpg
--J.D.

I hear tell that Ken Burns has already purchased the rights to make it into a documentary. :freedom:

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:57 am

You have to read them with this:

playing in the background.

With David McCullough reading it.

In the rain.

--J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:42 am

The Ain'ts got lucky there with that timely interception.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:01 am

As the Eaglettes got lucky with a timely strip sack.

No, I am not bitter.

--J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:03 am

It was a lucky interception though. Into the receiver's hands but he couldn't catch it, and instead tipped it into the defender's hands. Hence lucky.

A strip sack seems to be a matter of good defense.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:10 am

To be honest, it reminded me of one Gronk gave to Brady: right through his hands.

One of the players who is a Pissburough fan even confessed he felt sorry for Philadelphia fans and Foltz for this. Bad way to end a season, but I reminded him that Da Bears and The Greatest Dynasty in NFL History, in Fact, MLB History, because, Like, FUCK the MFYs, tell him to go fuck himself.

No, I am not bitter.

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:41 am

This did not take long:

--J. "Fuck You Spanos!" D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:09 am

Damn fast!

--J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:28 am

That seems unnecessarily cruel.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:53 am

Not nearly cruel enough!

--J. "You Eat Hawshit! Hawshit!" D.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:40 pm

What to pick, what to pick.... I dunno, pull one at random... Aint's.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:35 am

:bricks: Divisional Standings:

159 shemp ATL (6), Car (7), Den (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (22), Cin (6), Bal (14), LAR (23), Sea (12), Was (7), MP (2), Min (11), Pit (12), ItR (8), Dal (11)

148 Anaxagoras Car (7), SF (4), Min (11), Ind (16), KC (22), Cin (6), Mia (7), Pit (12), LAR (23), MP (1), Hou (15), ItR (4), Bal (10), Phi (10)
147.5 Wildcat ATL (6), Sea (12), Den (6), Min (11), Jax (5), Cin (6), GB (6.5), LAR (23), Car (7), Was (7), MP (2), ItR (11), Pit (12), Phi (15), Mia (7), Ind (11)
145 Evolver Hou (15), Den (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (22), Cin (6), Bal (14), LAR (23), Car (7), Was (7), MP (2), Pit (12), ItR (6), LAC (13)
143 gnome ATL (6), Cin (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (22), LAR (23), Car (7), Pit (12), MP (2), NE (21), Hou (15), ItR (4), LAC (13)

139 Radrick Hou (15), Car (7), Den (6), Mia (7), Was (7), KC (22), Cin (6), Min (11), LAR (23), MP (2), Pit (12), ItR (8), LAC (13)

127 izittrue Dal (18), Den (6), KC (22), Car (7), MP (2), Pit (12), LAR (23), Mia (7), Hou (15), ItR (4), Ind (11)
123.5 Grammatron Oak (4), LAC (18), Cin (6), GB (6.5), Sea (12), KC (22), Was (7), ItR (7), Min (11), MP (2), Dal (18), Phi (10)

113 Doctor X Oak (4), Den (6), Jax (5), MP (6), KC (22), Cin (6), Min (11), LAR (23), Mia (7), Was (7), ItR (6), Phi (10)

73 Pyrrho Hou (15), Mia (7), KC (22), Bal (14), Sea (12), MP (1), ItR (2)

69 Enchantress ATL (6), Den (6), Sea (12), Cin (6), MP (1), NE (21), ItR (4), LAC (13)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

shemp Tells Anax, "It's Like This!"

--J. "Yes, THE Engleburt Humperdink!" D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:40 am

The LAR I have should be LAC(Chiggers) and at 18.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:41 am

Ain'ts to lose

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:12 am

Grammatron wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:40 am The LAR I have should be LAC(Chiggers) and at 18.

Interesting. I wonder how the hell that happened since I do not see that anyone else's "LAC" became the "LAR." In fact, in the grid I have saved, it says you have "LAC" and not "LAR."

Weird.

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 3:27 pm

https://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content ... 61x346.jpg

This will end badly.

But it always does.

--J.D.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:38 pm

Fifty years since the Jets were in a Super Bowl. When Gase is fired it'll be 53 or 54.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:35 am

Doctor X wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:12 am
Grammatron wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:40 am The LAR I have should be LAC(Chiggers) and at 18.
Interesting. I wonder how the hell that happened since I do not see that anyone else's "LAC" became the "LAR." In fact, in the grid I have saved, it says you have "LAC" and not "LAR."

Weird.

--J.D.

The answer is obvious.

https://i.imgur.com/vzJk0w1.jpg

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:55 am

Who is this guy and what's wrong with his eyes?

https://twitter.com/JeffEisenband/statu ... 8474145793

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:59 am

Here's an explanation:

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sp ... story.html

The wide open and darting eyes seem to be part of a hypervigilant, autonomic nerve response, which is not something that is voluntarily controlled.

At a time of stress, our pupils dilate, our eyelids open to expose the white sclera and eye muscles contract to cause the eyes to jump around. This "fight or flight" response is controlled by our autonomic system and not directly controlled by Gase's intention.

This is the reaction of someone who is uncomfortable and looking for potential danger.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:09 am

Anaxagoras wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:55 am Who is this guy and what's wrong with his eyes?

He looked into His eyes:

http://thebearorsden.com/wp-content/upl ... k-evil.jpg

he saw The Butt-Fumble and his soul was taken.

--J.D.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:30 pm

Flats.

What?

:bricks:

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:10 pm

https://www.battlefields.org/sites/defa ... k=HQY2TWVF
https://images.amcnetworks.com/amc.com/ ... 0x1000.jpg
http://www.showbiz.ie/images/stars/darkeagle.jpg

--J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:12 pm

I guess it's the Taints for me then.

Evolver · Post by **Evolver** » Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:44 pm

Ain'ts to lose

Evolver · Post by **Evolver** » Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:47 pm

https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2019/ ... story.html

A Wikipedia user Thursday apparently edited the page explaining what the AFC Championship is by adding a line that bragged about how often the New England Patriots have made an appearance in the postseason game.

“The AFC Championship Game is the annual championship game of the American Football Conference (AFC),” the sentence read, “where one team gets to play the New England Patriots for a chance to play in the Super Bowl.”

WildCat · Post by **WildCat** » Sat Jan 19, 2019 5:29 am

Anaxagoras wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:55 am Who is this guy and what's wrong with his eyes?

Must be a Democrat.

https://cdn.newspunch.com/wp-content/up ... p-jail.jpg

https://www.themainewire.com/wp-content ... andria.jpg

http://www.isthatbaloney.com/wp-content ... pelosi.jpg

WildCat · Post by **WildCat** » Sat Jan 19, 2019 5:31 am

Patriots

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 19, 2019 5:59 am

Et tu?

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 19, 2019 7:24 am

--J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:10 am

WildCat wrote: ↑Sat Jan 19, 2019 5:29 am
Anaxagoras wrote: ↑Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:55 am Who is this guy and what's wrong with his eyes?
Must be a Democrat.
https://villagevoice.freetls.fastly.net ... week-1.jpg

I'm not so sure