Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Never agree to 3 points above the vig.
WildCat
Posts: 23405
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2004 2:53 am
Location: The Old Northwest

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by WildCat »

Dolts
izittrue
Posts: 7056
Joined: Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:11 pm
Location: space nye-in

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by izittrue »

I’ll go with Indy. Tough call. I was gonna take super chiggers but they screw me every time I pick them. Every year not just this one. Hmm I could take NE and jinx the Chiggers.
Nah I’ll stay with Dolts. I guess that means KC will lose.
Fuk. Go Bears. Doink
izittrue
Posts: 7056
Joined: Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:11 pm
Location: space nye-in

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by izittrue »

I’ll go with Indy. Tough call. I was gonna take super chiggers but they screw me every time I pick them. Every year not just this one. Hmm I could take NE and jinx the Chiggers.
Nah I’ll stay with Dolts. I guess that means KC will lose.
Fuk. Go Bears. Doink
Doctor X
Posts: 77608
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X »

:Waaaah: Divisional Round Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Evolver the Evolved Chiggers :D
Anaxagoras Eaglettes :D
His Humble MagNIfIcence Eaglettes :D
Pyrrho :? :Waaaah:
gnome Chiggers :D
Enchantress the Enchanting Chiggers :D
izittrue Dolts :D
Radrick Chiggers :D
Wildcat Dolts :D
Grammatron Eaglettes :D
shemp Cowgirls :D
*NFL Schedule

--J.D.
Last edited by Doctor X on Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:14 am, edited 2 times in total.
Doctor X
Posts: 77608
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X »

Division Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC East Flats 4 X 5 12 21
AFC North Crows 4 :Waaaah: 10 14
AFC South Steers 'n Queers 4 :Waaaah: 11 15
AFC West Queefs 4 X 5 13 22
NFC East Cowgirls 4 3 :Waaaah: 11 18
NFC North Da Bears 4 :Waaaah: 12 16
NFC South Faints 4 X 5 14 23
NFC West Lambs 4 X 5 14 23
Wild Card Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC I Chiggers 2 3 :Waaaah: 13 18
AFC II Dolts 2 3 :Waaaah: 11 16
NFC I Seamen 2 :Waaaah: 10 12
NFC II Eagletes 2 3 :Waaaah: 10 15
Conference Loser Team Points Wins TOTAL
AFC Loser Squeelers 2.5 9.5 12
NFC Loser ViQueens 2.5 8.5 11
[/font]
Last edited by Doctor X on Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:12 am, edited 1 time in total.
Grammatron
Posts: 37447
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:21 am
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron »

Doctor X wrote: Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:26 pm There is some regret that "Sexy Rexy" has yet to coach for the Dolphins.

--J.D.
There's always next season!
Grammatron
Posts: 37447
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:21 am
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron »

https://i.redd.it/pp55tqpna4a21.jpg
Doctor X
Posts: 77608
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X »

Hilarious!

Meanwhile, this is actually a thing:

https://www.wthr.com/sites/default/file ... oh-970.jpg

I waited and STILL a "1-1" is not yet a "thing" on Al Gore's Interwebs.

I have a disappoint!

--J.D.
Doctor X
Posts: 77608
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X »

Capt. Andrew Luck:
January 6th: Dearest mother —
Our victory frolicking has ceased. We must now begin our march to Kansas City to battle a unit of such great stature, every member has been granted the title of Chief. Our path has been long and winding, but I have never seen the men’s spirits higher.
January 9th: Dearest mother —
I have received your care package of braised pigeon shins and fresh Squirrel Oil. By way of Chief trickery, the unit lost a day’s travel after reaching Lawrence only to discover Kansas City is actually in Missouri. No bother. Our focus remains unfazed.
January 11 Dearest mother —
I write you as snow falls. The camp has settled down. The men are reflecting on the most meaningful moments of the campaign. They are as humble as they are grateful. Tomorrow shall be our most significant battle yet. We are ready for a fight. I love you.
Dearest mother —
It is with a heavy heart I inform you our campaign has ended. Our unit fell to the Chiefs on a snowy battlefield. While disappointed, I am extremely proud of all our accomplishments week after week, day after day, fight after fight. I shall see you soon.
— Andrew
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/92 ... SaA8AN.jpg
--J.D.
Anaxagoras
Posts: 30030
Joined: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:45 am
Location: Yokohama/Tokyo, Japan

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras »

Doctor X wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:09 am
Capt. Andrew Luck:
January 6th: Dearest mother —
Our victory frolicking has ceased. We must now begin our march to Kansas City to battle a unit of such great stature, every member has been granted the title of Chief. Our path has been long and winding, but I have never seen the men’s spirits higher.
January 9th: Dearest mother —
I have received your care package of braised pigeon shins and fresh Squirrel Oil. By way of Chief trickery, the unit lost a day’s travel after reaching Lawrence only to discover Kansas City is actually in Missouri. No bother. Our focus remains unfazed.
January 11 Dearest mother —
I write you as snow falls. The camp has settled down. The men are reflecting on the most meaningful moments of the campaign. They are as humble as they are grateful. Tomorrow shall be our most significant battle yet. We are ready for a fight. I love you.
Dearest mother —
It is with a heavy heart I inform you our campaign has ended. Our unit fell to the Chiefs on a snowy battlefield. While disappointed, I am extremely proud of all our accomplishments week after week, day after day, fight after fight. I shall see you soon.
— Andrew
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/92 ... SaA8AN.jpg
--J.D.
I hear tell that Ken Burns has already purchased the rights to make it into a documentary. :freedom:
Doctor X
Posts: 77608
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X »

You have to read them with this:



playing in the background.

With David McCullough reading it.

In the rain.

--J.D.
Anaxagoras
Posts: 30030
Joined: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:45 am
Location: Yokohama/Tokyo, Japan

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras »

The Ain'ts got lucky there with that timely interception.
Doctor X
Posts: 77608
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X »

As the Eaglettes got lucky with a timely strip sack.

No, I am not bitter.

--J.D.
Anaxagoras
Posts: 30030
Joined: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:45 am
Location: Yokohama/Tokyo, Japan

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras »

It was a lucky interception though. Into the receiver's hands but he couldn't catch it, and instead tipped it into the defender's hands. Hence lucky.

A strip sack seems to be a matter of good defense.
Doctor X
Posts: 77608
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X »

To be honest, it reminded me of one Gronk gave to Brady: right through his hands.

One of the players who is a Pissburough fan even confessed he felt sorry for Philadelphia fans and Foltz for this. Bad way to end a season, but I reminded him that Da Bears and The Greatest Dynasty in NFL History, in Fact, MLB History, because, Like, FUCK the MFYs, tell him to go fuck himself.

No, I am not bitter.

--J.D.
Doctor X
Posts: 77608
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X »

This did not take long:



--J. "Fuck You Spanos!" D.
Doctor X
Posts: 77608
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X »

Damn fast!



--J.D.
Anaxagoras
Posts: 30030
Joined: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:45 am
Location: Yokohama/Tokyo, Japan

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras »

That seems unnecessarily cruel.
Doctor X
Posts: 77608
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X »

Not nearly cruel enough!

--J. "You Eat Hawshit! Hawshit!" D.
gnome
Posts: 25992
Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2004 12:40 am
Location: New Port Richey, FL

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome »

What to pick, what to pick.... I dunno, pull one at random... Aint's.
Doctor X
Posts: 77608
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X »

:bricks: Divisional Standings:

159 shemp ATL (6), Car (7), Den (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (22), Cin (6), Bal (14), LAR (23), Sea (12), Was (7), MP (2), Min (11), Pit (12), ItR (8), Dal (11)

148 Anaxagoras Car (7), SF (4), Min (11), Ind (16), KC (22), Cin (6), Mia (7), Pit (12), LAR (23), MP (1), Hou (15), ItR (4), Bal (10), Phi (10)
147.5 Wildcat ATL (6), Sea (12), Den (6), Min (11), Jax (5), Cin (6), GB (6.5), LAR (23), Car (7), Was (7), MP (2), ItR (11), Pit (12), Phi (15), Mia (7), Ind (11)
145 Evolver Hou (15), Den (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (22), Cin (6), Bal (14), LAR (23), Car (7), Was (7), MP (2), Pit (12), ItR (6), LAC (13)
143 gnome ATL (6), Cin (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (22), LAR (23), Car (7), Pit (12), MP (2), NE (21), Hou (15), ItR (4), LAC (13)

139 Radrick Hou (15), Car (7), Den (6), Mia (7), Was (7), KC (22), Cin (6), Min (11), LAR (23), MP (2), Pit (12), ItR (8), LAC (13)

127 izittrue Dal (18), Den (6), KC (22), Car (7), MP (2), Pit (12), LAR (23), Mia (7), Hou (15), ItR (4), Ind (11)
123.5 Grammatron Oak (4), LAC (18), Cin (6), GB (6.5), Sea (12), KC (22), Was (7), ItR (7), Min (11), MP (2), Dal (18), Phi (10)

113 Doctor X Oak (4), Den (6), Jax (5), MP (6), KC (22), Cin (6), Min (11), LAR (23), Mia (7), Was (7), ItR (6), Phi (10)

73 Pyrrho Hou (15), Mia (7), KC (22), Bal (14), Sea (12), MP (1), ItR (2)

69 Enchantress ATL (6), Den (6), Sea (12), Cin (6), MP (1), NE (21), ItR (4), LAC (13)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



shemp Tells Anax, "It's Like This!"



--J. "Yes, THE Engleburt Humperdink!" D.
Last edited by Doctor X on Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:17 am, edited 1 time in total.
Grammatron
Posts: 37447
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:21 am
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron »

The LAR I have should be LAC(Chiggers) and at 18.
Grammatron
Posts: 37447
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:21 am
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron »

Ain'ts to lose
Doctor X
Posts: 77608
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X »

Grammatron wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:40 am The LAR I have should be LAC(Chiggers) and at 18.
Interesting. I wonder how the hell that happened since I do not see that anyone else's "LAC" became the "LAR." In fact, in the grid I have saved, it says you have "LAC" and not "LAR."

Weird.

--J.D.
Doctor X
Posts: 77608
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X »

https://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content ... 61x346.jpg

This will end badly.

But it always does.

--J.D.
shemp
Posts: 7272
Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:16 pm
Title: inbred shit-for-brains
Location: Planet X

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by shemp »

Fifty years since the Jets were in a Super Bowl. When Gase is fired it'll be 53 or 54.
Grammatron
Posts: 37447
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:21 am
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron »

Doctor X wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:12 am
Grammatron wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:40 am The LAR I have should be LAC(Chiggers) and at 18.
Interesting. I wonder how the hell that happened since I do not see that anyone else's "LAC" became the "LAR." In fact, in the grid I have saved, it says you have "LAC" and not "LAR."

Weird.

--J.D.
The answer is obvious.

https://i.imgur.com/vzJk0w1.jpg
Anaxagoras
Posts: 30030
Joined: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:45 am
Location: Yokohama/Tokyo, Japan

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras »

Who is this guy and what's wrong with his eyes?

https://twitter.com/JeffEisenband/statu ... 8474145793
Anaxagoras
Posts: 30030
Joined: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:45 am
Location: Yokohama/Tokyo, Japan

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras »

Here's an explanation:

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sp ... story.html
The wide open and darting eyes seem to be part of a hypervigilant, autonomic nerve response, which is not something that is voluntarily controlled.

At a time of stress, our pupils dilate, our eyelids open to expose the white sclera and eye muscles contract to cause the eyes to jump around. This "fight or flight" response is controlled by our autonomic system and not directly controlled by Gase's intention.

This is the reaction of someone who is uncomfortable and looking for potential danger.
Doctor X
Posts: 77608
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X »

Anaxagoras wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:55 am Who is this guy and what's wrong with his eyes?
He looked into His eyes:

http://thebearorsden.com/wp-content/upl ... k-evil.jpg

he saw The Butt-Fumble and his soul was taken.

--J.D.
shemp
Posts: 7272
Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:16 pm
Title: inbred shit-for-brains
Location: Planet X

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by shemp »

Flats.






































































What?
























































:bricks:
Doctor X
Posts: 77608
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X »

https://www.battlefields.org/sites/defa ... k=HQY2TWVF
https://images.amcnetworks.com/amc.com/ ... 0x1000.jpg
http://www.showbiz.ie/images/stars/darkeagle.jpg

--J.D.
Anaxagoras
Posts: 30030
Joined: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:45 am
Location: Yokohama/Tokyo, Japan

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras »

I guess it's the Taints for me then.
Evolver
Posts: 12905
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 7:59 pm
Location: The Idiocracy

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Evolver »

Ain'ts to lose
Evolver
Posts: 12905
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 7:59 pm
Location: The Idiocracy

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Evolver »

https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2019/ ... story.html

A Wikipedia user Thursday apparently edited the page explaining what the AFC Championship is by adding a line that bragged about how often the New England Patriots have made an appearance in the postseason game.

“The AFC Championship Game is the annual championship game of the American Football Conference (AFC),” the sentence read, “where one team gets to play the New England Patriots for a chance to play in the Super Bowl.”
WildCat
Posts: 23405
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2004 2:53 am
Location: The Old Northwest

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by WildCat »

Anaxagoras wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:55 am Who is this guy and what's wrong with his eyes?
Must be a Democrat.

https://cdn.newspunch.com/wp-content/up ... p-jail.jpg

https://www.themainewire.com/wp-content ... andria.jpg

http://www.isthatbaloney.com/wp-content ... pelosi.jpg
WildCat
Posts: 23405
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2004 2:53 am
Location: The Old Northwest

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by WildCat »

Patriots
Doctor X
Posts: 77608
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X »

Et tu?

--J.D.
Doctor X
Posts: 77608
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X »



--J.D.
Anaxagoras
Posts: 30030
Joined: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:45 am
Location: Yokohama/Tokyo, Japan

Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras »

WildCat wrote: Sat Jan 19, 2019 5:29 am
Anaxagoras wrote: Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:55 am Who is this guy and what's wrong with his eyes?
Must be a Democrat.
https://villagevoice.freetls.fastly.net ... week-1.jpg
I'm not so sure