Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:16 am

She is "Biblically Qualified to be President," Anax.

:freedom:

--J.D.

WildCat · Post by **WildCat** » Sat Jan 19, 2019 3:56 pm

Anaxagoras wrote: ↑Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:10 amI'm not so sure

Not enough white visible on top of her eyes.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 6:50 am

--J. "I Got a Guy!" D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:11 am

https://media1.tenor.com/images/2968185 ... id=5205820

--J.D.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:55 pm

Please mark my pick as the Aint's, as noted in an earlier post.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 5:00 pm

Beg me.

--J.D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 5:31 pm

NE. I’ve never picked them. I may get jinx points. You can thank me later Doc X

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 6:31 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 5:00 pm Beg me.

--J.D.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dTkg6wq6ma4/maxresdefault.jpg

Please, pretty please, with sugar on top, mark the fuggin pick.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:33 pm

Aints.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:16 pm

Wow.

That may be the Worst Call in NFL History depending on the outcome of the game.

--J.D.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:19 pm

Or maybe not.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:24 pm

Right down the middle.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:27 pm

Who Dat. ? Crazy.
I really thought da Ain’ts were gonna win.
Should be a good second game. Or so it looks on paper.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:33 pm

Textbook.

There were a lot of shit calls that game, focusing on one none-call misses the point.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:53 pm

NE making it look easy.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 12:25 am

Link:

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 2:23 am

Some serious Ref Ball: a phantom roughing the passer call made up by not calling blatant pass interference. "It's all good! Both teams got screwed!"

As expected by a guy who was convinced by Goodell & Co. to lie about what gauge he was initially very clear he used.

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 2:33 am

I see the KC Diving Team has shown up.

--J.D.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 2:44 am

Holy shit, this game

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 2:57 am

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:00 am

Good football games today.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:13 am

Pants?

Does anyone have any, you know, pants?

--J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:32 am

Doctor X wrote: ↑Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:13 am Pants?

Does anyone have any, you know, pants?

--J.D.

I have Tiger Pantsu. All the koolest kids wear Tiger Pantsu, you know. :)

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:46 am

https://media.tenor.com/images/8124bbb8 ... /tenor.gif

I believe this situation qualifies me for Le Bonus Dipshit.

I will gamble for the Radrick bonus, so I pick the Rams to lose.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 4:23 am

:Waaaah: Conference Championship Round Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
Evolver	Ain'ts	:shock:
Anaxagoras	Ain'ts	:shock:
*His Humble MagNIfIcence*	Ain'ts	:shock:
Pyrrho	Ain'ts	:shock:
gnome	Ain'ts	:shock:
Enchantress the Enchanting	Queefs	:D
:Mockering: izittrue the intestine inhabitant	Flats	:Waaaah:
:Mockering: Radrick	Flats	:Waaaah:
:Mockering: Wildcat the Wheeping Warty Willy Whiper	Flats	:Waaaah:
Grammatron	Ain'ts	:shock:
:Mockering: shemp the semen saturated shit slurper	Flats	:Waaaah:

*NFL Schedule

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 4:27 am

Division Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC East	Flats	4	X	5	7	13	29
AFC North	Crows	4	:Waaaah:			10	14
AFC South	Steers 'n Queers	4	:Waaaah:			11	15
AFC West	Queefs	4	X	5	:Waaaah:	13	22
NFC East	Cowgirls	4	3	:Waaaah:		11	18
NFC North	Da Bears	4	:Waaaah:			12	16
NFC South	Faints	4	X	5	:Waaaah:	14	23
NFC West	Lambs	4	X	5	7	15	31
Wild Card Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC I	Chiggers	2	3	:Waaaah:		13	18
AFC II	Dolts	2	3	:Waaaah:		11	16
NFC I	Seamen	2	:Waaaah:			10	12
NFC II	Eagletes	2	3	:Waaaah:		10	15
Conference Loser	Team	Points	Wins	TOTAL
AFC Loser	Squeelers	2.5	9.5	12
NFC Loser	ViQueens	2.5	8.5	11

[/font]

--J.D.

P.S. I will need a bit to wait for the NFL webpage to update the wins. . . .

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 5:40 am

:bricks: Conference Championship Standings:

173 gnome ATL (6), Cin (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (22), LAR (31), Car (7), Pit (12), MP (2), NE (29), Hou (15), ItR (4), LAC (13), NO (14)
170 Anaxagoras Car (7), SF (4), Min (11), Ind (16), KC (22), Cin (6), Mia (7), Pit (12), LAR (31), MP (1), Hou (15), ItR (4), Bal (10), Phi (10), NO (14)

167 Evolver Hou (15), Den (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (22), Cin (6), Bal (14), LAR (31), Car (7), Was (7), MP (2), Pit (12), ItR (6), LAC (13), NO (14)
167 shemp ATL (6), Car (7), Den (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (22), Cin (6), Bal (14), LAR (31), Sea (12), Was (7), MP (2), Min (11), Pit (12), ItR (8), Dal (11)

155.5 Wildcat ATL (6), Sea (12), Den (6), Min (11), Jax (5), Cin (6), GB (6.5), LAR (31), Car (7), Was (7), MP (2), ItR (11), Pit (12), Phi (15), Mia (7), Ind (11)

147 Radrick Hou (15), Car (7), Den (6), Mia (7), Was (7), KC (22), Cin (6), Min (11), LAR (31), MP (2), Pit (12), ItR (8), LAC (13)

139 Doctor X Oak (4), Den (6), Jax (5), MP (10), KC (22), Cin (6), Min (11), LAR (31), Mia (7), Was (7), ItR (6), Phi (10), NO (14)
137.5 Grammatron Oak (4), LAC (18), Cin (6), GB (6.5), Sea (12), KC (22), Was (7), ItR (7), Min (11), MP (2), Dal (18), Phi (10), NO (14)
135 izittrue Dal (18), Den (6), KC (22), Car (7), MP (2), Pit (12), LAR (31), Mia (7), Hou (15), ItR (4), Ind (11)

90 Enchantress ATL (6), Den (6), Sea (12), Cin (6), MP (1), NE (29), ItR (4), LAC (13), KC (13)

87 Pyrrho Hou (15), Mia (7), KC (22), Bal (14), Sea (12), MP (1), ItR (2), NO (14)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

gnome Tells shemp, "Out of the Emptiness! Anaxagoras!!! . . . and Tentacles!!!!"

--J. "And I Looked and I Saw that it was GOOD!!" D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 5:59 am

Well, I have only one choice: The Flats.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 7:56 am

I need the Meanie Points.

Meanwhile, this did not take long:

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 7:58 am

Oh and local sporting goods stores to be open late Sunday if Chiefs win AFC Championship Game.

--J. "We'll Leave the Light on for You!" D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:03 am

And:

https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src= ... wsrc%5Etfw

that was how someone edited "Neutral Zone" on Wikipedia.

--J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 8:43 am

Flats

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:29 am

Meanie.

--J.D.

P.S. I am a bit "has a sad" that KFC fans are blaming one player for "lining up in the neutral zone" = "No Super Bowl!" As I remind, Buckner could never make the play because Bob "Throws Others Under the Bus Steamin'" Stanley did not bother to cover first.

Brady saw the penalty.

So he lobbed a "free play."

There were many, MANY, opportunities for KC to win. Maybe, you know, try another throw to the endzone before settling for a tying field goal? Maybe if Mr. Cannot Tell Time did not waste a time out leaving them with none?

And if the Pats lost--*Changes Underwear Wait?! Now I have to settle for "Hello Kitty?" What the fuck did you send me, Anax with the pictures of Your Mom?!!!1!--there would have been tons of "woulda-coulda-shoulda" plays.

The guy made a mistake. Many players make mistakes. To his credit, he owned it. I would hate for him to be what "the goat" usually meant for this game in KC fan eyes.

--J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 12:26 pm

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs4uDt9nMKH/

Link:

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 12:40 pm

. . . .

--J.D.

WildCat · Post by **WildCat** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 2:52 pm

The officiating yesterday was the worse I've ever seen in championship games. The non-call on the Rams should have resulted in a 1st down near the goal line and the roughing call against the Chiefs when Brady still had the deflated ball in his hand, just incredible.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 2:59 pm

But then they would have to call all of the holds on Gronkowski and a pass interference that extended a drive, because the receiver grabbed the defender. The calls in the Pats-KC evened out. I remarked how the roughing was ridiculous only to be "matched" by another "make-up" non-call. Ultimately, the calls did not decide the outcome--though KC scored on one of the drive extending made-up interferences.

The Saints non-call?

It is probably the worse in playoff history. The NFL has a mess since they cannot defend it and it did determine the outcome of the game. Sure, Drew could maybe not throw a pic in the OT, but he should never have been in that situation.

I will laugh at some Butt-Hurt That the Pats Won trying to argue the refs should have ignored the KC player lining up in the neutral zone. It was so blatant. "Yeah, lets let illegal plays go when it is My Team!"

--J.D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:10 pm

I’ll have to pick flats. I picked them on the wrong day again. Should of went with the Ain’ts. I can pick em after the fact. I am a reverse Nostradamus. Or perhaps I’m just like him.
Anyways great games. Not so good officiating. I’m sure I’d be more pissed if it went against da Bears.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:14 pm

Any team should be pissed off.

--J.D.

WildCat · Post by **WildCat** » Mon Jan 21, 2019 3:37 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Mon Jan 21, 2019 2:59 pm But then they would have to call all of the holds on Gronkowski and a pass interference that extended a drive, because the receiver grabbed the defender. The calls in the Pats-KC evened out. I remarked how the roughing was ridiculous only to be "matched" by another "make-up" non-call. Ultimately, the calls did not decide the outcome--though KC scored on one of the drive extending made-up interferences.

The Saints non-call?

It is probably the worse in playoff history. The NFL has a mess since they cannot defend it and it did determine the outcome of the game. Sure, Drew could maybe not throw a pic in the OT, but he should never have been in that situation.

I will laugh at some Butt-Hurt That the Pats Won trying to argue the refs should have ignored the KC player lining up in the neutral zone. It was so blatant. "Yeah, lets let illegal plays go when it is My Team!"

--J.D.

Yes, there were a lot of bad calls/non-calls in both games I just pointed out 2 of the most egregious ones. The NFL needs to fix this, those refs shouldn't be in a playoff game ever again.