Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 5:57 pm

Were they harder than the Ram's offense?

Hey-ho!

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:11 pm

--J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Feb 04, 2019 11:52 pm

Pyrrho wrote: ↑Mon Feb 04, 2019 11:26 am I go on Twitter to find out who won and what's trending? Adam Levine's nipples.

I had no idea who he is and what this could possibly mean so I googled it. He is the bare chested guy with all the tattoos who played the halftime show.

The bare-chested moment Sunday had some feminists and Janet Jackson supporters focused on how male and female nipples are treated differently in life, especially on network TV and by the NFL years after Jackson's career was derailed by a split-second halftime reveal.

"Double standard, much?" is how an InStyle headline neatly summed up the issue in the light of day Monday as the media noted how the hate quickly built online. Singer-songwriter Neko Case aptly captured the mood in an F-bomb-infused tweet likening the frontman to a half-nude greased pig.

I mean, arguably they have a point. There is a double standard.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:28 am

https://media1.giphy.com/media/uUz1iGsj ... source.gif

Thanks to everyone and of course Doctor X for another fun challenge. I always look forward to it.

My pick for next year's theme, the endlessly quotable Boondock Saints.

https://pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.co ... saints.jpg

I’ll catch you on the flip side.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:32 am

gnome wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:28 am Thanks to everyone and of course Doctor X for another fun challenge. I always look forward to it.

...

I’ll catch you on the flip side.

Congratulations, dipshit. :P

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Tue Feb 05, 2019 3:28 am

Indeed, thanks Doc, once again it was as frustrating as trying to stick your dick into the non-existent cunt of a tranny whore fun!

And again, note to self: Next year, pick the Pats to lose in Week 2.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Feb 05, 2019 3:35 am

Or week one if they open against Kansas City.

--J.D.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Tue Feb 05, 2019 3:48 am

You're right, that could happen. Week 1 it is then!

Fid · Post by **Fid** » Tue Feb 05, 2019 4:29 am

Don't much care about who won, but gawd fuckin' damn 70F in Feb. Somebody paid them weather controlling jooz big big bucks. Truth be told we did have a nice cook out though.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Feb 05, 2019 4:31 am

The Patriots do bring joy to Atlanta, yes.

--J.D.

Fid · Post by **Fid** » Tue Feb 05, 2019 4:50 am

Seriously, the damn chamber of commerce could not have asked for better weather.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Feb 05, 2019 5:54 am

gnome wrote: ↑Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:28 amMy pick for next year's theme, the endlessly quotable Boondock Saints.

https://pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.co ... saints.jpg

I’ll catch you on the flip side.

What a fag.

--J. "Garlic Bagel with Cream Cheese" D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Feb 05, 2019 6:15 pm

https://a57.foxnews.com/a57.foxnews.com ... ?ve=1&tl=1

--J.D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Tue Feb 05, 2019 9:23 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Mon Feb 04, 2019 5:57 pm Were they harder than the Ram's offense?

Hey-ho!

--J.D.

Good joke Johnny!!

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Tue Feb 05, 2019 9:25 pm

Thx DocX for doing that thing that you do.
Da Bears will be back. Not sure where they will be but they will be back. Go Cubs.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:56 pm

https://www.bostonherald.com/wp-content ... decc07.jpg

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:01 pm

Meanwhile, have to love Saints fandom:

https://store.nola.com/collections/all

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0077/ ... 1548290728

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0077/ ... 1548194636

the previous from last year which was the Most Heart Breaking Ending to a Season Ever . . . until this year:

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0077/ ... 1549307738

Apparently The Times Picayune will be republishing these this Sunday.

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:13 pm

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:59 pm

Wow.

--J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Fri Feb 08, 2019 11:30 am

So how's Francis?

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Feb 08, 2019 4:53 pm

Everyone is waiting to find out.

--J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Feb 09, 2019 3:29 pm

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:22 am

The Tw00F!

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Feb 13, 2019 10:14 pm

--J. "LeBron Win for the Rams!" D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:29 am

Some interesting thoughts:

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:47 am

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:53 am

--J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Fri Feb 22, 2019 6:47 pm

How's Robert Kraft going to get caught paying for a rub n' tug with his networth? That's just dumb.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Feb 22, 2019 7:21 pm

An old man paid for sex.

--J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Fri Feb 22, 2019 7:25 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 7:21 pm An old man paid for sex.

--J.D.

You're underselling it a bit. There's a sex-trafficking angle in there.

And it's still incredibly stupid of someone who should know better and have the means to avoid this trap.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Feb 22, 2019 7:51 pm

But that is all it is.

Unless there is evidences--thanks--he was involved in the "angle." Appears he was one of the "Johns," has been charged with two misdemeanors, it will at most cost Brady a game.

--J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Fri Feb 22, 2019 8:29 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 7:51 pm But that is all it is.

Unless there is evidences--thanks--he was involved in the "angle." Appears he was one of the "Johns," has been charged with two misdemeanors, it will at most cost Brady a game.

--J.D.

Yeah probably. I view it similarly to very wealthy people who get a DUI: You can afford your way around the genesis of the problem but you chose to be an idiot.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Feb 22, 2019 9:33 pm

I think, seriously, that even rich people, to quote Lucas Jackson, really "weren't thinking, Captain."

I then blather on about the reason rich people use prostitutes, but it is obvious in that they do not want people to know about their private life, get attached, all of that.

Someone called me about it, and I responded that "this is bullshit," since I was told he was never in Florida, he spent the night with Mr. Michael Corleone at his ranch in Tahoe. I will give credit the person immediately understood the reference.

--J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sat Feb 23, 2019 1:44 am

I don't think prostitution should be illegal.

The high likelihood that these women were being trafficked is something you would have to have a bit of "willful ignorance" to not know or suspect, but that's partly a function of it being illegal in the first place. If it were legalized, then it could be regulated, and prostitutes could be protected better and have legal recourse if they are abused.

But I don't blame the johns just for being johns.

https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime ... 920354002/

VERO BEACH — A six-month investigation revealed human traffickers were luring vulnerable girls to massage parlors in Indian River County, where they were coerced into working as prostitutes, police announced Thursday.

Ten spas from the Orlando area through the Treasure Coast into Palm Beach County were shut down Tuesday as law enforcement began making arrests.

Vero Beach Police Chief David Currey said he believes the investigation "put a heck of a dent in human trafficking and sex trade" locally.

Indian River County agencies issued warrants for 173 people, on charges ranging from human trafficking to racketeering to soliciting prostitution.

Currey said it was important for them to attack the people at the top, because many of the women are considered victims, trapped into a life of prostitution.

"These girls are there all day long, into the evening. They can't leave and they're performing sex acts," Currey said. "Some of them may tell us they're OK, but they're not. We know that… even though we may have charges on some of them, we'd rather them be victims."

More than 50 of the 165 men accused of paying for sex acts had been arrested as of Thursday night. Many are from Brevard and St. Lucie counties. They ranged in age from 19 to 84.

That last quote is interesting and shows the mindset:
"Some of them may tell us they're OK, but they're not. We know that… even though we may have charges on some of them, we'd rather them be victims."

Even if they say that they are not victims, we know they are victims. So the girls may be forced or persuaded to say they were trafficked just so that they don't get in trouble. Better to be a victim of sex trafficking, which absolves you, than accused of a crime.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Feb 23, 2019 2:18 am

Anaxagoras wrote: ↑Sat Feb 23, 2019 1:44 amI don't think prostitution should be illegal.

Even if it requires tentacles?

I am asking for a friend.

Though I agree accept for:

The high likelihood that these women were being trafficked

which I do not think you are in disagreement.

. . . is something you would have to have a bit of "willful ignorance" to not know or suspect, but that's partly a function of it being illegal in the first place. If it were legalized, then it could be regulated, and prostitutes could be protected better and have legal recourse if they are abused.

I do not know if they think that deeply about it, but agreed. Provided you have consenting adults, it is their business.

Even if they say that they are not victims, we know they are victims. So the girls may be forced or persuaded to say they were trafficked just so that they don't get in trouble. Better to be a victim of sex trafficking, which absolves you, than accused of a crime.

Or beaten, murdered, abandoned and deported.

We need a bit of therapy:

--J.D.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sat Feb 23, 2019 2:29 am

Kraft got his balls deflated. He will get banned for 4 games. A second-string owner will have to sit in his box. This kind of thing is why I stick to the self-service.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Feb 23, 2019 4:45 am

Reads like they were over-inflated, and, he was FILMED, AND the police did not film him from under the Approved Covered Area®.

Brady will be suspended for the year.

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Feb 23, 2019 4:49 am

Meanwhile:

--J. "Championship Shape Asshole!" D.

WildCat · Post by **WildCat** » Sat Feb 23, 2019 5:29 am

I guess a Super Bowl win wasn't the happy ending he was looking for.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Feb 23, 2019 5:54 am

Maybe he was inspired over seeing Atlanta blow a 25 point lead.

Hey-ho!

--J.D.