Stonehenge!

[Doctor X]

Stonehenge: DNA reveals origin of builders

By Paul Rincon Science editor, Bugger'd By Colonists News website

Researchers in London compared DNA extracted from Neolithic human remains found in Britain with that of people alive at the same time in Europe.

The Neolithic inhabitants appear to have travelled from Anatolia (modern Turkey) to Iberia before winding their way north.

They reached Britain in about 4,000BC.

Details have been published in the journal Nature Ecology & Evolution.

The migration to Britain was just one part of a general, massive expansion of people out of Anatolia in 6,000BC that introduced farming to Europe.

Before that, Europe was populated by small, travelling groups which hunted animals and gathered wild plants and shellfish.

One group of early farmers followed the river Danube up into Central Europe, but another group travelled west across the Mediterranean.

DNA reveals that Neolithic Britons were largely descended from groups who took the Mediterranean route, either hugging the coast or hopping from island-to-island on boats.

Bugger'd Yadda Yadda NO WE'RE NOT DOING FUCKING STONEHENGE!

--J. "I Think You're Making Too Big of a Thing About it!" D.

[robinson]

This reminded me of all the ancient astronomy sites worldwide that are said to be off in the prediction of the sun rise

Just like with Stonehenge, the modern day experts simply shrug their shoulders and say “well they weren’t very accurate were they?”

The other option is to use a computer to calculate at what point in time would they have been 100% accurate.

The problem experts have with that method, it always shows the builders would have had to built these massive structures about 11,500 years ago


And that is too horrible to contemplate

[ed]

Wait a minute. Are they claiming that Britain was a Wogtocracy????????

[Giz]

The whole thing is moot now anyway, now that we don’t have moots.

Back in the day, moots as far as the eye could see. Then this would have been moot.

Now it’s all moot.

[Doctor X]

Methinks you floccinaucinihilipilificate the power of moot.

– J.D.

[Hotarubi]

Everyone knows it was Merlin who lives there in transcendental dream state as we speak.

"For it is the doom of men...."

[Doctor X]

". . . that they . . . that they . . . that they. . . ."

Damn it!

– J. "Whoa! Like Lightning! Yes, That's it!" D.

[Giz]

That was stoned henge.

[robinson]

What I found interesting is the 11,000 years ago date is also when the last glacial building period abruptly ended. The ocean warmed, the great ice sheets melted, and the sea level rose 300 or 400 feet in a few centuries.

[robinson]

(for the terminally ignorant, we are in an ice age. The warm period of an ice age. The cold period ended 11,000 years ago)

[Hotarubi]

I can't see anything flawed with this demonstration.

So...realz.

[ed]

Ley Lines Rulz!!!!!

[gnome]

(for the terminally ignorant, we are in an ice age. The warm period of an ice age. The cold period ended 11,000 years ago)

Wait, are you changing things up?

I thought your opinion was that global temperatures were not rising at all because the evidence was all adjusted fraud.

Wait, let me guess. Sarcasm.