One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

DJ · Post by DJ » Thu Aug 26, 2021 3:57 pm

ed wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 2:02 pm Nice. I should do something similar for my neck of the woods.

There isn’t anything similar in your neck of the woods (swamp).

:D

ed · Post by ed » Thu Aug 26, 2021 5:32 pm

DJ wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 3:57 pm
ed wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 2:02 pm Nice. I should do something similar for my neck of the woods.
There isn’t anything similar in your neck of the woods (swamp).

:D

It would make for a riveting travelogue.

DJ · Post by DJ » Thu Aug 26, 2021 6:54 pm

ed wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 5:32 pm
DJ wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 3:57 pm
ed wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 2:02 pm Nice. I should do something similar for my neck of the woods.
There isn’t anything similar in your neck of the woods (swamp).

:D
It would make for a riveting travelogue.

Possibly life threatening. :lol:

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Thu Aug 26, 2021 8:54 pm

DJ wrote: ↑Thu Aug 26, 2021 6:54 pm There isn’t anything similar in your neck of the woods (swamp).

:D

It would make for a riveting travelogue.
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Possibly life threatening. :lol:
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Get the Florida road-hazard warranty. It includes anaconda.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Aug 27, 2021 12:55 am

https://i.imgur.com/4CLIbLK.jpg

Fid · Post by **Fid** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 3:25 am

Seriously AC thanks

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Wed Sep 01, 2021 9:45 pm

You're more than welcome, Fid. If time, weather and health permit, I shall post some more before the dismal British Winter sets in. :)

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:44 pm

My all-new Fag-o-Cycle, a Ridgeback Horizon. This thing moves. :)

https://i.imgur.com/H9inucf.jpg

Fid · Post by **Fid** » Wed Sep 22, 2021 2:44 am

Is the washer and sink included? Seems that would slow things down a bit.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Sep 22, 2021 7:42 am

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:44 pm My all-new Fag-o-Cycle, a Ridgeback Horizon. This thing moves. :)

https://i.imgur.com/H9inucf.jpg

I am sorry, I cannot see you bike past your purse. . . .

– J.D.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Thu Sep 23, 2021 3:07 am

Doctor X wrote: ↑Wed Sep 22, 2021 7:42 am
asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Tue Sep 21, 2021 9:44 pm My all-new Fag-o-Cycle, a Ridgeback Horizon. This thing moves. :)

https://i.imgur.com/H9inucf.jpg
I am sorry, I cannot see you bike past your purse. . . .

– J.D.

Purse? Do you mean saddle bag?

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Sep 23, 2021 6:47 am

Whatever allows you to pretend you have not the gay.

Now keep away! I do not want to catch it!!

– J.D.

Fid · Post by **Fid** » Thu Sep 23, 2021 11:27 pm

Would not the pee bladder (the white thing above the washer) rupture when in contact with the rear wheel?

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:10 am

Fid wrote: ↑Thu Sep 23, 2021 11:27 pm Would not the pee bladder (the white thing above the washer) rupture when in contact with the rear wheel?

Do you mean my rear cycle light? (Which is not at all gh3y.)

https://i.imgur.com/FFyPzi3.png

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Sep 24, 2021 4:42 am

You know, there are trucks with those . . . bikes?

I suppose I have to respect that!

– J.D.

Fid · Post by **Fid** » Fri Sep 24, 2021 5:16 am

Well shit fire and save matches bro, I can imagine them swingin' proudly while perusing the UK countryside. Well done sir.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:49 pm

If they glow like that, I'd see a doctor.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Sat Sep 25, 2021 2:32 pm

Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:49 pm If they glow like that, I'd see a doctor.

I would suggest you see a woman first.

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Sun Sep 26, 2021 5:48 pm

Hotarubi wrote: ↑Sat Sep 25, 2021 2:32 pm
Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:49 pm If they glow like that, I'd see a doctor.
I would suggest you see a woman first.

Yes. By all means, share the love! :) Not to mention the oozing pustules and the....oh nevermind. :lmao:

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Sun Sep 26, 2021 6:48 pm

Behold my giant glowing nutsack!

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Sun Sep 26, 2021 7:05 pm

Hotarubi wrote: ↑Sat Sep 25, 2021 2:32 pm
Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:49 pm If they glow like that, I'd see a doctor.
I would suggest you see a woman first.

Too many problems with all the moths right now to arrange a date.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:18 am

Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Sun Sep 26, 2021 7:05 pm
Hotarubi wrote: ↑Sat Sep 25, 2021 2:32 pm
Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:49 pm If they glow like that, I'd see a doctor.
I would suggest you see a woman first.
Too many problems with all the moths right now to arrange a date.

Is that not normal.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Mon Sep 27, 2021 4:42 pm

Hotarubi wrote: ↑Mon Sep 27, 2021 8:18 am
Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Sun Sep 26, 2021 7:05 pm
Hotarubi wrote: ↑Sat Sep 25, 2021 2:32 pm
Ben Trovado wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:49 pm If they glow like that, I'd see a doctor.
I would suggest you see a woman first.
Too many problems with all the moths right now to arrange a date.
Is that not normal.

It's their war with the crabs that is really causing the issues.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Oct 30, 2021 12:31 pm

https://i.imgur.com/b7Kt7yH.jpg

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Sat Oct 30, 2021 3:58 pm

https://theviraler.com/wp-content/uploa ... /12-21.jpg

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Tue May 03, 2022 2:38 am

Look what I just ordered! Super Faggy Mega-Expensive E-Bike. It's not that I'm getting lazy but my old Mum lives on the other side of the city and if I need to get there in a hurry without smelling like a horse it'll come in handy. :) Now all I've got to do is hack the controller to bypass the 15 MPH limit... (And buy a fucking good lock.)

https://i.imgur.com/6wqbC0U.jpg

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Tue May 03, 2022 3:31 am

robinson wrote: ↑Sat Oct 30, 2021 3:58 pm https://theviraler.com/wp-content/uploa ... /12-21.jpg

Ya know, cycling on the beach is a really good way to fuck up your bike. (Nice NBLs, though.)

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue May 03, 2022 6:10 am

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Tue May 03, 2022 2:38 am Look what I just ordered! Super Faggy Mega-Expensive E-Bike.

It is obscured by your purse.

– J.D.

ed · Post by ed » Tue May 03, 2022 11:46 am

I wonder if AC takes his fag-o-cycle to his hornpipe lessons? Would be apt.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Tue May 03, 2022 1:07 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Tue May 03, 2022 6:10 am
asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Tue May 03, 2022 2:38 am Look what I just ordered! Super Faggy Mega-Expensive E-Bike.
It is obscured by your purse.

– J.D.

I had to check to see if purse had a different meaning in American English.

Meaning of purse in Essential American English Dictionary

purse
noun
US /pɜrs/

A2
a bag carried by a woman with her money, keys, etc. inside

I, sir, do not carry a purse but a wallet, and it is indeed healthily stuffed. :)

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Tue May 03, 2022 1:10 pm

ed wrote: ↑Tue May 03, 2022 11:46 am I wonder if AC takes his fag-o-cycle to his hornpipe lessons? Would be apt.

The hornpipe is nowhere near gh3y enough.

Morris dancing however...

ed · Post by ed » Tue May 03, 2022 1:12 pm

True that

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue May 03, 2022 1:42 pm

One group dancing to the tune of another group and their squeezeboxes.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Tue May 03, 2022 8:06 pm

My best man's girlfriend is a keen Morris dancer and clog dancer, much to his embarrassment. He retires to the pub when such shenanigans are taking place: a far more worthy British pastime. (She also plays the flute in a folk music band, which is arguably even worse.)

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sat May 07, 2022 7:15 am

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Tue May 03, 2022 2:38 am Look what I just ordered! Super Faggy Mega-Expensive E-Bike. It's not that I'm getting lazy but my old Mum lives on the other side of the city and if I need to get there in a hurry without smelling like a horse it'll come in handy. :) Now all I've got to do is hack the controller to bypass the 15 MPH limit... (And buy a fucking good lock.)

https://i.imgur.com/6wqbC0U.jpg

Well, all went well, bike arrived on time and I had it built within an hour. Then disaster struck. The bike fell over and snapped the key firmly in the battery lock. Many fucks ensued. Bike is currently with my pal Will Wright of Will's Wheels, a genuine local asset. I anticipate a large bill, even though he gives me a discount for being a regular customer.

Fuck.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun May 08, 2022 1:09 am

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Sat May 07, 2022 7:15 am
asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Tue May 03, 2022 2:38 am Look what I just ordered! Super Faggy Mega-Expensive E-Bike. It's not that I'm getting lazy but my old Mum lives on the other side of the city and if I need to get there in a hurry without smelling like a horse it'll come in handy. :) Now all I've got to do is hack the controller to bypass the 15 MPH limit... (And buy a fucking good lock.)

https://i.imgur.com/6wqbC0U.jpg
Well, all went well, bike arrived on time and I had it built within an hour. Then disaster struck. The bike fell over and snapped the key firmly in the battery lock. Many fucks ensued. Bike is currently with my pal Will Wright of Will's Wheels, a genuine local asset. I anticipate a large bill, even though he gives me a discount for being a regular customer.

Fuck.

It could have been worse. You could have fallen over and snapped your dick off. Your pal wouldn't be able to fix that!

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun May 08, 2022 2:03 am

You assume he still has one attached.

Given his Fag-o-Cycles.

– J.D.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sun May 08, 2022 2:08 pm

Me, after another Muslim taxi driver knocked me off my bike. I swear they're out to kill me for posting here...

https://i.imgur.com/AwYDd82.jpg

ed · Post by ed » Sun May 08, 2022 2:29 pm

Point of order:

You refer to your "best man". This implies that there is a "second best man" and perhaps a third, or more. Perhaps the extend back like Banquo's descendant's.

(n.b. literary allusion to get you off guard for the clever finisher to follow)

Is this how you rate your gay boy toy's?

Hmmm ... not really that funny. It sounded far better when it was in my head. But now I have too much time invested to delete it so there it shall stand, like a rock, for all eternity. Nay, even beyond.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sun May 08, 2022 4:28 pm

https://i.imgur.com/xBLxjeC.jpg