One Man and his Fag-o-Cycle

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https://assets.specialized.com/i/specia ... 0&fmt=auto

That is without the Dildo Attachment,™ of course.

I did add the Dual Prostate and Cervical Scopes:

https://i.imgur.com/Nmdghpzl.png

because I value the health of those I mercilessly run down.

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It sure does look nice, Doc, but I'd only be buying it for bragging rights. My Ridgeback Horizon's probably nearly as light and more practical.

Stick this thing in top gear downhill from the Pennines and it'll top 60kph


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Which is merely 12.37 in a real distance. . . .

It was practical. Got it for far less than advertised, and the brakes are a serious upgrade. Much lighter than the Late Lamented Raleigh which increased my average speed significantly; however, I do not actually ride for speed.

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Yeah, around 15 MPH is a decent average for most fit cyclists source on the flat over a fair distance.

It's still a whole load of fucking fun screaming down the Horseshoe Pass once you've struggled up to the top and the Ponderosa, (no idea while it's called that), perved at some beautiful Welsh ladies and them hit the cattle grid at the bottom with no warning signs.

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Or discover that "bridge out" means the bridge is out.

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asthmatic camel wrote:perved at some beautiful Welsh ladies
You DID say you had been to specsavers didn't you?
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Now, now, they have been some attractive Welsh girls.

The Princess of Wales, for example.

No . . . not that one, the Japanese Original, though her replacement has a "day in the Sun" somewhere between 4:35 and 4:58 P.M. on a Tuesday in 1972.

The current one is a MILF.








What?

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A Milf? Well, we all have our tastes, do we not?
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asthmatic camel wrote: Sat Nov 19, 2022 5:32 pmA Milf?
https://media.tatler.com/photos/6331931 ... 839874.jpg

Yes. And you get to imagine doing her mother-in-law when you explore second base as well, but that would be wrong.
Well, we all have our tastes, do we not?
I'm not gay, which is why I ride a Manly-Man-o-Cycle.
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She does have nice legs.