Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 13, 2020 4:08 am

:bricks: Divisional Round Standings:

265 Doctor X Pit (10.5), MP (12), Bal (18), Buf (12), Dal (8), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (22), Min (15), SF (23), Hou (17), GB (23), Oak (7), NO (17), Ten (20), Cle (6),Sea (13), ItR (7), Phi (9), DB (6)

239 Evolver Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (22), Min (15), Car (5), Hou (17), Dal (8), ItR (7), SF (23), NE (16), Ten (20),Sea (13), Phi (9)

221.5 Radrick Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), MP (6), Dal (8), Chi (8), NE (16), SF (23), Hou (17), GB (23), Min (15), Buf (12), Ind (7), Ten (20),Sea (13), ItR (2), DB (6)

217.5 gnome Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), Cle (6), Hou (17), KC (22), NE (16), Phi (13), GB (23), SF (23),Sea (13), Min (15), ItR (5)

205.5 shemp Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Det (3.5), Oak (7), KC (22), Min (15), Hou (17), GB (23), SF (23),Sea (13), Chi (8)

199.5 DJ Pit (10.5), LAC (5), KC (22), Min (15), Hou (17), GB (23), SF (23), MP (3), NO (17), Chi (8), Ten (20),Sea (13), Phi (9), Bal (14)

181.5 Wildcat Min (15), Bal (18), MP (4), LAR (11.5), KC (22), Jax (6), Chi (8), GB (23), SF (23), NO (17), Buf (12),Sea (13), Phi (9)

176.5 Enchantress Bal (18), Dal (8), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), Car (5), Min (15), SF (23), Hou (17), GB (23), ItR (7), Buf (12), Ind (7),Sea (13), NO (13)

155.5 Anaxagoras Cin (2), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), Hou (17), Car (5), Az (5.5), GB (23), Min (15), ItR (5), NYJ (7), NE (12), Sea (12)

146 Grammatron Car (5), Oak (7), Bal (18), MP (4),Sea (13), KC (22), Jax (6), Dal (8), Hou (17), ItR (7), Min (15), NE (16), Chi (8)

139.5 Pyrrho Pit (10.5), Cle (6), Buf (12), GB (23), Car (5), MP (3), Phi (13), Dal (8), ItR (12), Ten (20), Chi (8),Sea (13)

120 izittrue NYG (4), Min (15), LAR (11.5), Phi (13), Az (5.5), Car (5), Hou (17), GB (23), ItR (5), MP (1), Chi (8), Buf (12), ItR (2)

86 bcurnutte NYJ (7), Cle (6), Phi (13), Mia (5), TB (7), MP (3), LAC (5), Dal (8), Ind (7), Min (15), Was (3), ItR (7)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

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izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:10 pm

I jinxed Baltimore. Go figure.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:47 pm

I think I'll do something radical and pick Tennessee again.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:16 am

gnome wrote: ↑Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:47 pm I think I'll do something radical and pick Tennessee again.

Me too, why not, I can't win this game anyway and they're the only team left that I don't have, so I'll pick them for the fourth fucking time in 5 weeks!

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:53 am

Some picked them earlier.

– J.D.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:01 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:53 am Some picked them earlier.

– J.D.

I was busy picking my nose.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 3:11 pm

Well, I'll go with the queefs.

WildCat · Post by **WildCat** » Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:36 pm

Guess I have to go with the tits again.

DJ · Post by DJ » Tue Jan 14, 2020 8:31 pm

I’ll gamble and bet on the fudge packers to lose.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:06 am

Queefs

Evolver · Post by **Evolver** » Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:39 pm

Green Bay Peckers again

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:10 pm

Tits again

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Thu Jan 16, 2020 11:12 pm

Ok I’ll jinx the titans by taking the Queefs. It’s a lock

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 19, 2020 6:56 am

:Waaaah: Conference Championship Round Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
gnome	Tits	:D
Evolver	Fudge Packers	:D
Anaxagoras	Queefs	:Waaaah:
*His Humble MagNIfIcence*	:woowoo:	:D
Pyrrho	Queefs	:Waaaah:
Enchantress	Tits	:D
izittrue	Queefs	:Waaaah:
Radrick	:woowoo:	:D
Wildcat	Tits	:D
Grammatron	Tits	:D
shemp	Tits	:D
DJ	Fudge Packers	:D

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sun Jan 19, 2020 11:09 pm

You’re welcome KC fans.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:34 am

Not like Kyle Shanahan would cough up a 20+ lead in the third quarter or anything. . . .

– J.D.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:41 am

Go Packers!!!

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Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:53 am

:bricks: Current Conference Championship Standings:

287 Doctor X Pit (10.5), MP (12), Bal (18), Buf (12), Dal (8), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (30), Min (15), SF (31), Hou (17), GB (23), Oak (7), NO (17), Ten (20), Cle (6),Sea (13), ItR (7), Phi (9), DB (12)

269 Evolver Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (30), Min (15), Car (5), Hou (17), Dal (8), ItR (7), SF (31), NE (16), Ten (20),Sea (13), Phi (9), GB (14)

244.5 gnome Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), Cle (6), Hou (17), KC (30), NE (16), Phi (13), GB (23), SF (31),Sea (13), Min (15), ItR (5), Ten (11)

232.5 shemp Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Det (3.5), Oak (7), KC (30), Min (15), Hou (17), GB (23), SF (31),Sea (13), Chi (8), Ten (11)

225.5 DJ Pit (10.5), LAC (5), KC (30), Min (15), Hou (17), GB (23), SF (31), MP (3), NO (17), Chi (8), Ten (20),Sea (13), Phi (9), Bal (14), RGB (10)
223.5 Radrick Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), MP (6), Dal (8), Chi (8), NE (16), SF (31), Hou (17), GB (23), Min (15), Buf (12), Ind (7), Ten (20),Sea (13), ItR (2)

208.5 Wildcat Min (15), Bal (18), MP (4), LAR (11.5), KC (30), Jax (6), Chi (8), GB (23), SF (31), NO (17), Buf (12),Sea (13), Phi (9), Ten (11)

195.5 Enchantress Bal (18), Dal (8), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), Car (5), Min (15), SF (31), Hou (17), GB (23), ItR (7), Buf (12), Ind (7),Sea (13), NO (13), Ten (11)

165 Grammatron Car (5), Oak (7), Bal (18), MP (4),Sea (13), KC (30), Jax (6), Dal (8), Hou (17), ItR (7), Min (15), NE (16), Chi (8), Ten (11)

155.5 Anaxagoras Cin (2), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), Hou (17), Car (5), Az (5.5), GB (23), Min (15), ItR (5), NYJ (7), NE (12), Sea (12)

139.5 Pyrrho Pit (10.5), Cle (6), Buf (12), GB (23), Car (5), MP (3), Phi (13), Dal (8), ItR (12), Ten (20), Chi (8),Sea (13)

120 izittrue NYG (4), Min (15), LAR (11.5), Phi (13), Az (5.5), Car (5), Hou (17), GB (23), ItR (5), MP (1), Chi (8), Buf (12), ItR (2)

86 bcurnutte NYJ (7), Cle (6), Phi (13), Mia (5), TB (7), MP (3), LAC (5), Dal (8), Ind (7), Min (15), Was (3), ItR (7)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

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Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 20, 2020 3:56 am

Division Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC East	Flats	4	:Waaaah:			12	16
AFC North	Crows	4	X	:Waaaah:		14	18
AFC South	Steers 'n Queers	4	2	:Waaaah:		11	17
AFC West	Queefs	4	X	5	7	14	30
NFC East	Eaglettes	4	:Waaaah:			9	13
NFC North	Fudge Packers	4	X	5	:Waaaah:	14	23
NFC South	Faints	4	:Waaaah:			13	17
NFC West	69rs	4	X	5	7	15	31
Wild Card Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC I	Swills	2	:Waaaah:			10	12
AFC II	Tits	2	2	5	:Waaaah:	11	20
NFC I	Seamen	2	2	:Waaaah:		12	16
NFC II	ViQueens	2	2	:Waaaah:		11	15
Conference Loser	Team	Points	Wins	TOTAL
AFC Loser	Squeelers	2.5	8	10.5
NFC Loser	Lambs	2.5	9	11.5

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:14 am

Oh and:

– J. "Not Great . . . Not Terrible" D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Jan 20, 2020 6:51 am

Well, just to play it out, I'll pick the Queefs to lose the Superbowl.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:28 am

I think we have a winner, mathematically--even if Doc X gambles and loses, and Evolver gambles and wins, the rankings don't change.

Am I mistaken?

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:51 am

DJ · Post by DJ » Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:27 pm

Did I get the Radrick Gambling Bonus?

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Tue Jan 21, 2020 2:04 am

For completions sake, I am standing on my dipshit bonus and not gambling.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Tue Jan 21, 2020 2:48 am

Yes, I guess I'll just take my Dipshit Bonus too.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:13 am

DJ wrote: ↑Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:27 pm Did I get the Radrick Gambling Bonus?

I did not think you had the team already. Let me look. . . .

Fixed!

You lost 4 points.

– J.D.

DJ · Post by DJ » Tue Jan 21, 2020 12:24 pm

Thanks! 😝

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Tue Jan 21, 2020 12:58 pm

A commentary on my "system", such as it is... this time around there was very little opportunity to make strategic choices, especially in the late game. Again and again, the choice with the highest expected point value by probability had no alternative where I could consider a less likely pick with higher potential point value in an attempt to gain ground on the field at large. Any alternatives were inferior even with the pick's success as a given.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:33 am

In other words, you failed.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 11:26 am

That should go in your sig.

DJ · Post by DJ » Wed Jan 22, 2020 1:50 pm

But we all get participation trophies 🏆, right?

:D

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Wed Jan 22, 2020 9:59 pm

So I can pick either. Hmm. I’ll take Joe Montana’s team.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 2:35 am

gnome wrote: ↑Tue Jan 21, 2020 12:58 pm A commentary on my "system", such as it is... this time around there was very little opportunity to make strategic choices, especially in the late game. Again and again, the choice with the highest expected point value by probability had no alternative where I could consider a less likely pick with higher potential point value in an attempt to gain ground on the field at large. Any alternatives were inferior even with the pick's success as a given.

It was just not the year for me this year either. Many of the picks I made which seemed like good picks at the time just didn't pan out while those who followed the consensus pick were generally rewarded. I think it demonstrates that it really doesn't pay over the long run to try to go your own way too much and pick teams that others aren't picking that week.

Let's see what the most popular pick for each week was, and what happened:
Week 1: Squeelers :D
Week 2: Ain'ts :D
Week 3: Cravens :D
Week 4: Swills :D
Week 5: Lambs :D
Week 6: Whiners :Waaaah:
Week 7: Da Bears :D
Week 8: Queefs :D
Week 9: ViQueens :D
Week 10: Seamen :Waaaah: (this was the week to pick the 69ers, tied for 2nd most popular choice)
Week 11: Steers 'n Queers :D
Week 12: Fudge Packers :D
Week 13: 69rs :D
Week 14: Faints, Queefs (tied) :D, :Waaaah:
Week 15: Da Bears :D
Week 16: 4 teams had 2 picks, no consensus choice
Week 17: Seamen :D

Sorta shows there was a "wisdom of the crowd" thing as you would have done pretty well just picking the most popular choice each week as there were only a few weeks where that didn't work.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Thu Jan 23, 2020 1:41 pm

And yet, making the most popular pick each week is no way to win either.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:19 pm

Just for fun I’ll pick be 69’ers. The chiefs should be a lock to win the Bowl.

DJ · Post by DJ » Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:28 pm

I’ll gamble and take the chefs to lose.

WildCat · Post by **WildCat** » Sun Feb 02, 2020 1:36 am

I'm gonna pick the 69ers.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:28 pm

:Waaaah: Super Bowl Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
gnome	:woowoo:	:D
Evolver	:woowoo:	:D
Anaxagoras	Queefs	:Waaaah:
*His Humble MagNIfIcence*	:woowoo:	:D
Pyrrho	69'rs	:D
Enchantress	Queefs	:Waaaah:
izittrue	69'rs	:D
Radrick	Queefs	:Waaaah:
Wildcat	69'rs	:D
Grammatron	69'rs	:D
shemp	:woowoo:	:D
DJ	Queefs	:Waaaah:

– J.D.

P.S. May take a bit to add this all up. . . .

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Mon Feb 03, 2020 2:21 am

Oops. I picked the 69 ers to lose that means they’ll win. Sorry about my earlier post. I jinxed myself. Super bowl in 4K is nice.