The Dune Thread

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asthmatic camel wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 7:24 am I enjoyed Dune in the same way as TLOR: it's pure escapism. Now, if you want real SciFi, I've got a very long list...
TLOR (or LOTR in American) was not self righteously irritating.

Herbert made this thing and added elements that were sorta like in-jokes that weren't funny nor were they terribly creative nor did they add anything.

A glom jabber fer chrissakes. The first thing that the kid should have done afterwards is to have gotten the fat Chinese guy to cut her head off. I would have, you would have. And the names. Really "Duncan Idaho". My god.

And the fucking initial premise. A sophisticated Duke gets taken in and killed in the first 5 pages. Really? And did he pass his political sophistication on to his child?


BEHOLD!!!! I can write a 1,257 page book!!!

God, I hate aluminum.
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ed wrote: Fri Oct 29, 2021 11:07 am
asthmatic camel wrote: Fri Oct 29, 2021 5:25 am https://earthandhuman.org/most-polluted ... the-world/
I call bullshit on any list that puts any American river on the same footing as the fucking corpse laden Ganges.

Shoulda been the Tallahatchie.

Too soon?
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Anyway, any remake not containing an English pop star that is a shittier actor that Keanu Reeves (just) is not worth my time.
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Hotarubi wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 12:30 pm Anyway, any remake not containing an English pop star that is a shittier actor that Keanu Reeves (just) is not worth my time.
The other other thing about this remake is that all of the actors, ALL OF THEM, appear to be heavily tranquilized. I have not seen so little affect since my visits to Creedmoor State Hospital where they used Thorazine rather than locked doors.

The whole goddamn thing was a silver alert.

ATTENTION ATTENTION be alert to the presence of hundreds of actors shambling in a desert.

ETA I'd rather, far rather, have a shitty pop star than some unknown that has the get up and go of a pithed frog.
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I never much cared for the book(s) or the first movie. Even Patrick Stewart hamming it up failed to register. Such a waste of a good cast.
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Patrick Stewart???? oh ...
Anyway you might find this interesting. I don't.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/katherinepickh ... hen-vs-now
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Maybe someone from Coldplay.
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Or Pee Wee Herman.

Perfect
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I used to have one but I lost it
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But hey, I enjoyed the fuck out of Lord of Light so I can’t be trusted
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ed wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 10:53 am
asthmatic camel wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 7:24 am I enjoyed Dune in the same way as TLOR: it's pure escapism. Now, if you want real SciFi, I've got a very long list...
TLOR (or LOTR in American) was not self righteously irritating.

Herbert made this thing and added elements that were sorta like in-jokes that weren't funny nor were they terribly creative nor did they add anything.

A glom jabber fer chrissakes. The first thing that the kid should have done afterwards is to have gotten the fat Chinese guy to cut her head off. I would have, you would have. And the names. Really "Duncan Idaho". My god.

And the fucking initial premise. A sophisticated Duke gets taken in and killed in the first 5 pages. Really? And did he pass his political sophistication on to his child?


BEHOLD!!!! I can write a 1,257 page book!!!

God, I hate aluminum.
That's a bullshit critique, you can do better.

History is littered with sophisticated leaders getting killed or worse. Look what happened to that Caesar guy.
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It is an excellent critique. Beyond excellent, actually. Transcendent more like.

These people live with treachery. It is in their DNA. And a super senior guy is fooled???? That would be like a person of Biden's experience screwing up an international agreement and pissing off one of our oldest allies ... oh ... wait. Forget that ... it would be like Biden screwing up withdrawal from a country where there is no time pressure and leaving billions of dollars worth of equipment for our sworn enemies .. ummm ... wait ... scratch that ... it would be like a shoo in candidate telling parents that they have no say in their kids education ...

Hmmmm ... maybe you have a point.
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https://harbingergames.blogspot.com/201 ... s.html?m=1
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All the treachery and scheming by the Emperor and Harkonnens were in the end the tools of their demise.
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Grammatron wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 9:02 pm All the treachery and scheming by the Emperor and Harkonnens were in the end the tools of their demise.
How Calvinistic.
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It's more of a Greek tragedy.
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No greek T was 3,000 pages
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ed wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 9:33 pm No greek T was 3,000 pages
Survival bias
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Huh?
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ed wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 10:15 pmHuh?
Longer works didn't make it.
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ed wrote: Tue Oct 26, 2021 11:24 am
Nyarlathotep wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:28 am Since summer I have been reading the Dune series. The original six Frank Herbert novels, plus the two sequels written by his son. FINALLY finished the last one today (Sandworms of Dune).
I note that soon after finishing this series of "books", Nyarl started acting erratically, behavior that culminated in his disappearance which pre-dated the release of the movie by mere weeks.

Draw your own conclusions.
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lol
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Nyarlathotep wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 8:56 pm I thought they were “meh”. No worse than the last couple of original books, but that’s a low bar.
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I will admit I did not read the last Dune book

And never will
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Chapter house or his son's fan fiction?
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The sons


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The New Dune is the Old Dune and that's the problem.

Literature is inspiratory for the stage and film.

This wasn't inspired work, this was corporate Dune checking the tick boxes for "fan service of franchise multi movie new cinematic thing".



The David Lynch Dune still stands heads and shoulders above all else including Herbert's boring overly long epic.
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Sometimes I wonder if your takes are randomly generated.
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The sci-fi channel version was pretty damn good
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robinson wrote: Fri Nov 05, 2021 8:58 pm The sci-fi channel version was pretty damn good
Agreed.
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The original dune book was ok. I tried reading on a couple more and they were dire.

The problem was that each new meddling faction that got introduced was incredibly powerful and would be blatantly unstable politically. There literally could not have been the stable organizations/societies shown in the world building if such beings existed.

It was ridiculous (and I say that as someone who has a fondness for warhammer 40K which is ridiculousness dialed up to 11 and yet appears plausible compared to the Dune universe)

Ps - I liked the lynch film. Hadn’t heard of the sci-fi special. Will probably watch the new one at some point.
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Wait for the next one or two to come out before you partake. It’ll just make more sense if you binge them.