Funny shit

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Mon Jul 06, 2020 10:16 pm

I just ran across two hilarious repost here

And I really needed the laughs

I’m tired but f having to read multiple topics and inane shitpost in order to find a morning guffaw

Post the funniest shit you see each day here, and I promise I will hardly post at all elsewhere

For example

I just saw this tweet and rather than try and decide which topic to post it in

Here it is

https://twitter.com/lesqueenb/status/12 ... 76928?s=21

ed · Post by ed » Mon Jul 06, 2020 10:38 pm

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Hammerhead · Post by **Hammerhead** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:19 am

robinson wrote: ↑Mon Jul 06, 2020 10:16 pm I just ran across two hilarious repost here

And I really needed the laughs

I’m tired but f having to read multiple topics and inane shitpost in order to find a morning guffaw

Post the funniest shit you see each day here, and I promise I will hardly post at all elsewhere

For example

I just saw this tweet and rather than try and decide which topic to post it in

Here it is

https://twitter.com/lesqueenb/status/12 ... 76928?s=21

Chopsticks are also commonly made from wood. Suddenly you believe China.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 2:55 pm

Surprise wrote: ↑Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:19 am
Chopsticks are also commonly made from wood. Suddenly you believe China.

Yep. Sorry to be pedantic about a joke.

More info from Japan.

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:35 pm

https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/12 ... 09357?s=21

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:56 pm

Meanwhile

In the real world

https://twitter.com/conceptualjames/sta ... 33640?s=21

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:57 pm

Might be NSFW

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Wed Jul 15, 2020 12:31 am

https://twitter.com/damopelham/status/1 ... 31621?s=21

Rob Lister · Post by **Rob Lister** » Wed Jul 15, 2020 11:34 am

that's not funny to me.

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Wed Jul 15, 2020 11:48 am

Of course not

You probably support the idea that the authorities should just not do anything while mobs climb statues and destroy them

And put lives and well being at risk

You fucking commie symp

ed · Post by ed » Wed Jul 15, 2020 1:27 pm

You want really funny shit???

Careful Abdul

ed · Post by ed » Wed Jul 15, 2020 4:16 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Tue Jul 07, 2020 3:05 pm Or ivory. Or plastic. Yadda. :cowbell:

Seinfeld borrowing or. perhaps, appropriation.

ed · Post by ed » Wed Jul 15, 2020 4:18 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Wed Jul 15, 2020 3:56 pm
ed wrote: ↑Wed Jul 15, 2020 1:27 pm You want really funny shit???

Careful Abdul

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Set in an alternate universe where Jews are not funny. A work of Dada anti-art.

The very lack of humor accentuated by the laugh track (or is it a studio audience).

Very Buñuel and Dali like in its insistence on meaninglessness.

As it might be Un Chien Andalou or L'Age Dor censored in accordance with the standards of US broadcast television. :coolspecs:

You pretentious poof.
Let me point out that you got one part correct. It is Dali-like in that it was and is all about the money (or geld, to stay ethnic)

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Wed Jul 15, 2020 4:21 pm

Yadda Yadda is Lenny Bruce

He did a standup bit about .... ah fuck it

ed · Post by ed » Wed Jul 15, 2020 4:41 pm

leave me alone

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Wed Jul 22, 2020 2:46 am

https://i.imgur.com/Pa2DKtu.jpg

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Wed Jul 22, 2020 10:43 am

The Shark party

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Mon Jul 27, 2020 4:40 am

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/sta ... 14278?s=21

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Wed Jul 29, 2020 10:55 pm

https://twitter.com/ogleconnie/status/1 ... 45121?s=21

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 6:12 am

https://i.imgur.com/HGXLE6f.jpg

robinson2 · Post by **robinson2** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 3:38 pm

I don't know, but I don't like this

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 3:38 pm

Relax, it's to make the climate change topic sexy

robinson2 · Post by **robinson2** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 3:39 pm

It's just going to seem creepy you idiot

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 3:45 pm

You say that like it's a bad thing

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 4:24 pm

Hmmm

You don’t seem to know what the woman who created Boxxy is doing these days

Interesting

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 7:00 pm

Like I said, it’s odd that you don’t know

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Sun Aug 02, 2020 6:25 am

https://i.imgur.com/3ek27SZ.jpg

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Sun Aug 02, 2020 7:21 am

https://twitter.com/be_machiavelli/stat ... 00161?s=21

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Sun Aug 02, 2020 8:10 am

https://twitter.com/latimeralder/status ... 63680?s=21

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Wed Aug 05, 2020 6:49 am

It’s not that I don’t care about transphobia, it’s that I don’t care about transphobe

– there was a lot of “who is a sockpuppet for whom?” going around, and I realized that I completely don’t care because, in general, when I am dealing with someone on the internet, I treat everyone as a sockpuppet.

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:17 am

robinson2 · Post by **robinson2** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:18 am

I actually am a sockpuppet.

And those videos are disgusting.

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:19 am

Don't worry, nobody reads this topic. Or most of my posts. And pretty much none of yours.

robinson2 · Post by **robinson2** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:19 am

You're saying nobody cares?

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:19 am

I'm saying nobody has cared for a very long time.

robinson2 · Post by **robinson2** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:20 am

Isn't that sort of like having the freedom to do as you will?

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:21 am

You're goddamned right it is. If you actually care about what other people think of you, or depend on what other people think for a living, you are fucked.

And not in the good way.

robinson2 · Post by **robinson2** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:22 am

But is it funny?

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:22 am

It is to me, and that's the important part.

robinson2 · Post by **robinson2** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:23 am

That's what Andy Kaufman would say!