Funny shit

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:24 am

Haha

That reminds me, I have this joke on another forum that has been simmering for 11 years now. Should I pull the trigger?

robinson2 · Post by **robinson2** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:24 am

Will you get banned for it?

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:25 am

It depends. If any of the old posters are still alive, and are Mods, probably.

robinson2 · Post by **robinson2** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:25 am

Will it be funny?

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:26 am

It will be to me. Actually, it's been a source of amusement for 11 years now. Revealing the joke might ruin it.

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:26 am

But that is nothing. On another forum, different joke, it's been simmering for 21 years now

robinson2 · Post by **robinson2** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:27 am

If you knew, and I mean really actually knew, you were going to die today, would you do anything different?

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:30 am

It's a great fucking joke, and it involves sock puppets.

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:32 am

Wait ... what the fuck?

Did you just jack this convo sideways? Jesus fucking christ on a crutch lady, this is a comedy topic.

Fuck

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

robinson2 · Post by **robinson2** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:37 am

OK now that was funny.

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:43 am

NO IT WAS NOT!

it’s sad actually

robinson2 · Post by **robinson2** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 11:37 am

Here, have a creepy as fuck but also cool look at a new animal

https://twitter.com/BBCEarth/status/1290965802838097921

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 12:33 pm

Ok that is amazing

ed · Post by ed » Thu Aug 06, 2020 2:56 pm

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com ... L1500_.jpg
https://www.amazon.com/Qrose-Critters-S ... es&sr=1-47
Is it just me?

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 3:41 pm

Hahahaha

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Aug 06, 2020 3:42 pm

It’s not just you

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Fri Aug 07, 2020 8:00 am

ed wrote: ↑Thu Aug 06, 2020 2:56 pm https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com ... L1500_.jpg
https://www.amazon.com/Qrose-Critters-S ... es&sr=1-47
Is it just me?

What's that elephant thing by the pool? Is that a penis prank?

No, it's for rescuing frogs.

........I'd be slightly less embarrassed for you if it was a penus prank.

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Sat Aug 08, 2020 2:38 am

https://twitter.com/olivertrenchard/sta ... 71200?s=21

robinson2 · Post by **robinson2** » Sat Aug 08, 2020 8:58 pm

Made me realize how advanced video games still can't get simple walking to look realistic

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 1:49 pm

robinson wrote: ↑Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:17 am

Wow.

My kids can barely stand to be in each other's presence. I don't know why, but that's how it is.

Actually, I sort of understand why (one of them is an asshole; that's a terrible thing for a parent to say, but if I'm being honest I have to say it's true. I hope he'll grow out of it.)

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 8:32 pm

Ok that made me chuckle

robinson2 · Post by **robinson2** » Mon Aug 10, 2020 6:13 pm

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a2Zwmod_460s.jpg

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Wed Aug 12, 2020 11:15 am

https://twitter.com/tornadotitans/statu ... 46465?s=21

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Wed Aug 12, 2020 6:12 pm

https://twitter.com/kimpossiblefact/sta ... 61761?s=21

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Wed Aug 12, 2020 11:41 pm

Kim Possible nails it.

My grandmother an uncle....both ignorant die-hard Trump supporters who get all of their political disinformation from Fox News, asked who I would be voting for. As always, I hoped out and changed the subject.

Does it really matter which senile old white man we vote for? Either way, we're fucked.

When middle class job loss reaches critical mass, there will be a revolution. I just hope it's peaceful, but it's not looking that way.

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 12:58 am

Because it’s fucking hilarious

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:10 am

If you can't laugh in the face of the end of the world, then you are not worthy to laugh at anything.

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:19 am

https://twitter.com/realjameswoods/stat ... 95232?s=21

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:20 am

She speaks the truth

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Wed Aug 19, 2020 4:42 pm

https://twitter.com/sheaserrano/status/ ... 56003?s=21

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Aug 20, 2020 2:04 am

https://twitter.com/busydrt/status/1295 ... 30688?s=21

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Sun Aug 23, 2020 8:31 pm

https://twitter.com/pederthepoet/status ... 39042?s=21

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Mon Aug 24, 2020 2:04 am

https://twitter.com/marklevinshow/statu ... 43362?s=21

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Mon Aug 24, 2020 3:38 am

Bruce wrote: ↑Thu Aug 13, 2020 1:10 am If you can't laugh in the face of the end of the world, then you are not worthy to laugh at anything.

Laugh at everything, however tragic. It's the only way to be happy during our short visit.

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Wed Sep 02, 2020 4:47 am

https://twitter.com/morgan_murphy/statu ... 16481?s=21

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Tue Sep 08, 2020 1:09 am

https://twitter.com/grasshopper2049/sta ... 06688?s=21

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Sep 17, 2020 5:44 pm

https://twitter.com/titaniamcgrath/stat ... 93184?s=21

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Sep 17, 2020 10:35 pm

https://twitter.com/johnfloreani/status ... 79457?s=21

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu Sep 17, 2020 10:36 pm

lol

Sit! Stay!

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:39 pm

https://twitter.com/rahm3sh/status/1307 ... 43072?s=21