Sorry to Make You Cry XVI

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 18, 2021 1:25 am

No problem.

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:23 am

:Waaaah: Division Round Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
His Humble MagNIfIcence	Shits	:D
Anaxagoras	Shits	:D
gnome	Crows	:D
Pyrrho	Queefs	:Waaaah:
Enchantress	Shits	:D
izittrue	Crows	:D
Radrick	Fudge Packers	:Waaaah:
Grammatron	Brady's Gay	:Waaaah:
DJ the weak	Lambs	:D

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:31 am

Division Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC East	Swills	4	2	5		15	26
AFC North	Squealers	4	:Waaaah:			12	16
AFC South	Tits	4	:Waaaah:			11	15
AFC West	Queefs	4	X	5		15	24
NFC East	Name Withheld	4	:Waaaah:			7	11
NFC North	Fudge Packers	4	X	5		14	23
NFC South	Faints	4	2	:Waaaah:		13	19
NFC West	Seamen	4	:Waaaah:			13	17
Wild Card Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC I	Crows	2	2	:Waaaah:		12	16
AFC II	Shits	2	2	:Waaaah:		12	16
AFC III	Dolts	2	:Waaaah:			11	13
NFC I	Lambs	2	2	:Waaaah:		11	15
NFC II	DaBears	2	:Waaaah:			8	10
NFC III	Brady's Gay	2	2	5		13	22
Conference Loser	Team	Points	Wins	TOTAL
AFC Loser	Fish	2.5	10	12.5
NFC Loser	Tards	2.5	8	10.5

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Jan 19, 2021 12:50 am

Queefs again, what the heck.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 19, 2021 1:29 am

This was actually pretty fast, all things considered:

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 19, 2021 7:05 am

:bricks: Current Conference Championship Standings:

249.5 Radrick Atl (4), Hou (4), ItR (20), NE (7), Ind (13), Buf (26), Ten (15), MP (3), Bal (16), Sea (16), LV (8), TB (16), Az (8), Cle (16), NO (16), LAR (15), KC (24), Chi (8)

214.5 Anaxagoras Hou (4), NE (7), LV (8), Was (11), ItR (14), LAC (7), Phi (4.5), Chi (10), Buf (26), MP (4), Bal (16), SF (6), Pit (16), NO (16), Ten (15), KC (24), Ind (11), Cle (12)
212 gnome Dal (6), NO (16), NE (7), Buf (26), Cle (16), Ten (15), MP (5), Sea (16), LV (8), TB (16), Pit (16), LAR (15), KC (24), Bal (12)

199 Enchantress Hou (4), Den (5), LV (8), ItR (10), NE (7), MP (5), Buf (26), Chi (10), SF (6), Sea (16), Bal (16), Pit (16), NO (16), Ten (15), KC (24), Cle (12)
193.5 Doctor X TB (16), LV (8), NE (7), Buf (26), Ten (15), MP (4), Ind (13), Bal (16), Mia (10), NO (16), LAR (15), KC (24), Cle (12)
192 izittrue NE (7), Dal (6), Cle (16), Chi (10), Sea (16), Buf (26), Az (8), TB (16), MP (5), Mia (10), NO (16), LAR (15), Ind (11), Bal (12)

183.5 DJ TB (16), NE (7), Chi (10), Cle (16), Ten (15), Buf (26), LV (8), Ind (13), MP (5), Mia (10), NO (16), Pit (16), LAR (11)

127.5 Grammatron Cle (16), Was (11), NYJ (2), Sea (16), Az (8), NE (7), MP (2), NO (16), ItR (5), KC (24), Ind (11)

113 Pyrrho Hou (4), LV (8), ItR (10), Bal (16), Sea (16), Buf (26), MP (2), LAR (15), Pit (16)

56 Evolver TB (16), Ind (13), Cle (16), MP (2)

7 Tiosylanyl NE (7)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Radrick Tells Anaxagoras and Maybe gnome, "Shaddup!!"

– J. "What is Myrrh Anyway?!" D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:50 pm

Either Green Bay or KC are my only chances. Fuk
I’ll go with chiefs. No Mahommes. No win for you.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:25 pm

Brady's Gay again

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 23, 2021 7:53 am

Not . . .

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 23, 2021 7:59 am

:Waaaah: Conference Championship Round Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
His Humble MagNIfIcence	Fudge Packers	:D
Anaxagoras	Brady's Gay	:Waaaah:
gnome	Swills	8)
Pyrrho	Queefs	:Waaaah:
Enchantress	Fudge Packers	:D
izittrue	Queefs	:Waaaah:
Radrick	Fudge Packers	:D
Grammatron	Brady's Gay	:Waaaah:
DJ	Fudge Packers	:D

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Sat Jan 23, 2021 9:03 am

Ok gonna try this, I'll gamble the Swills to lose.

DJ · Post by DJ » Sat Jan 23, 2021 3:05 pm

Fudge packers this time. I’m sure...

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Sun Jan 24, 2021 11:48 pm

Bucs headed for Super Bowl!

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Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 24, 2021 11:50 pm

Waiting for the Conglaturations video.

Remember when people said Mrs. Patrick was better than the GOAT?

That was awesome.

– J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Jan 25, 2021 8:12 am

Should be interesting.

Am I correct that this year's Super Bowl will be held in Tampa? Does that make it the first time that there is a home field advantage in the Super Bowl?

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 25, 2021 9:44 am

It is. It is the first time a team is in a Super Bowl in their home stadium. How the rules will work for the spectators is anyone's guess.

Meanwhile, Our Current Lord and Master felt the Fudge Packers gave up. Going for a field goal at that late stage was suicidal. Now there are rumors that Mrs. Patrick wants to move on. I was surprised to see speculation that he could land in New England, and not just from Boston Fan Boys who think the MFYs would trade Judge to the Red Sox for Pedroia, and Schilling's bloody underwear.

Of course, should that insanity actually happen, I would recognize Mrs. Pat Rogers as the Greatest Quarterback in History that he is, despite appearances and record.

– J.D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Mon Jan 25, 2021 3:20 pm

I picked the wrong loser again. Dammit Jim.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jan 25, 2021 4:27 pm

Gonna play the Queefs for the Brady Super Bowl

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Mon Jan 25, 2021 4:46 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Mon Jan 25, 2021 9:44 am Meanwhile, Our Current Lord and Master felt the Fudge Packers gave up. Going for a field goal at that late stage was suicidal. Now there are rumors that Mrs. Patrick wants to move on. I was surprised to see speculation that he could land in New England, and not just from Boston Fan Boys who think the MFYs would trade Judge to the Red Sox for Pedroia, and Schilling's bloody underwear.

Yeah that one threw me--they absolutely needed a touchdown plus a field goal, and that might have been their last chance to get a touchdown. Adding another field goal in the next two minutes of play seems far from a hopeless position.

DJ · Post by DJ » Mon Jan 25, 2021 5:47 pm

Pyrrho wrote: ↑Mon Jan 25, 2021 4:27 pm Gonna play the Queefs for the Brady Super Bowl

I agree. Queefs to lose. Brady to continue to be awesome.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 26, 2021 5:33 am

gnome wrote: ↑Mon Jan 25, 2021 4:46 pmYeah that one threw me--they absolutely needed a touchdown plus a field goal, and that might have been their last chance to get a touchdown. Adding another field goal in the next two minutes of play seems far from a hopeless position.

It reminded me of this video I saw awhile ago when surfing for Patriots Porn. "The Worst Play Call in NFL History" comes up. I grab the lubricant and stray cat expecting a detailed analysis of "The Call."

Then I see it is Dan Quinn. Oh! A long analysis of 28-3! :hyper: Might need another cat!

No:

– J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:58 pm

Brady's Gay is all I can chose

DJ · Post by DJ » Wed Jan 27, 2021 2:59 pm

Queefs for me.

Brady is king.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Feb 02, 2021 8:38 am

Division Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC East	Swills	4	2	5	:Waaaah:	15	26
AFC North	Squealers	4	:Waaaah:			12	16
AFC South	Tits	4	:Waaaah:			11	15
AFC West	Queefs	4	X	5	7	16	32
NFC East	Name Withheld	4	:Waaaah:			7	11
NFC North	Fudge Packers	4	X	5	:Waaaah:	14	23
NFC South	Faints	4	2	:Waaaah:		13	19
NFC West	Seamen	4	:Waaaah:			13	17
Wild Card Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC I	Crows	2	2	:Waaaah:		12	16
AFC II	Shits	2	2	:Waaaah:		12	16
AFC III	Dolts	2	:Waaaah:			11	13
NFC I	Lambs	2	2	:Waaaah:		11	15
NFC II	DaBears	2	:Waaaah:			8	10
NFC III	Brady's Gay	2	2	5	7	14	30
Conference Loser	Team	Points	Wins	TOTAL
AFC Loser	Fish	2.5	10	12.5
NFC Loser	Tards	2.5	8	10.5

– J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Wed Feb 03, 2021 3:43 am

I'm picking Brady's Gay for the Super Bowl, since I already have the Queefs. FWIW. I'm too far behind to catch up anyway.

I think I'm rooting for them though, since it doesn't matter. I really didn't expect them to make it this far, but Brady could get a 7th ring.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Feb 03, 2021 4:44 am

:bricks: Super Bowl Championship Standings:

273.5 Radrick Atl (4), Hou (4), ItR (20), NE (7), Ind (13), Buf (26), Ten (15), MP (3), Bal (16), Sea (16), LV (8), TB (30), Az (10.5), Cle (16), NO (16), LAR (15), KC (32), Chi (8), GB (14)

246 gnome Dal (6), NO (16), NE (7), Buf (26), Cle (16), Ten (15), MP (5), Sea (16), LV (8), TB (30), Pit (16), LAR (15), KC (32), Bal (12), RCGG (26)

230.5 Doctor X TB (30), LV (8), NE (7), Buf (26), Ten (15), MP (4), Ind (13), Bal (16), Mia (12.5), NO (16), LAR (15), KC (32), Cle (12), GB (14)

219.5 Anaxagoras Hou (4), NE (7), LV (8), Was (11), ItR (14), LAC (7), Phi (4.5), Chi (10), Buf (26), MP (4), Bal (16), SF (6), Pit (16), NO (16), Ten (15), KC (32), Ind (11), Cle (12)
218 Enchantress Hou (4), Den (5), LV (8), ItR (10), NE (7), MP (5), Buf (26), Chi (10), SF (6), Sea (16), Bal (16), Pit (16), NO (16), Ten (15), KC (32), Cle (12), GB (14)

197.5 DJ TB (30), NE (7), Chi (10), Cle (16), Ten (15), Buf (26), LV (8), Ind (13), MP (5), Mia (12.5), NO (16), Pit (16), LAR (11), GB (14)

193 izittrue NE (7), Dal (6), Cle (16), Chi (10), Sea (16), Buf (26), Az (10.5), TB (30), MP (5), Mia (12.5), NO (16), LAR (15), Ind (11), Bal (12)

128.5 Grammatron Cle (16), Was (11), NYJ (2), Sea (16), Az (10.5), NE (7), MP (2), NO (16), ItR (5), KC (32), Ind (11)

113 Pyrrho Hou (4), LV (8), ItR (10), Bal (16), Sea (16), Buf (26), MP (2), LAR (15), Pit (16)

61 Evolver TB (30), Ind (13), Cle (16), MP (2)

7 Tiosylanyl NE (7)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Radrick Tells gnome and Doctor X, "You Don't Need to Follow Me!"

– J. "Now Fuck Off!" D.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:05 pm

So if I pick KC, do I get to choose whether it is a Radrick's Compassionate Gloating Gamble or RadrickGamblingBonus?

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Feb 04, 2021 7:20 am

Absolutely!

Just declare it.

– J.D.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Thu Feb 04, 2021 12:05 pm

I realize it says Current -- but this may affect my choice. My understanding is that for the RCGG a successful pick brings the bonus points as well, but I see only the wins--is that intended?

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Fri Feb 05, 2021 8:59 pm

Queefs to lose. I’m sure I just jinxed Brady.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Feb 06, 2021 3:16 am

gnome wrote: ↑Thu Feb 04, 2021 12:05 pm I realize it says Current -- but this may affect my choice. My understanding is that for the RCGG a successful pick brings the bonus points as well, but I see only the wins--is that intended?

No, I just misunderstood you were doing that with Buffalo.

I will fix it.

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Feb 07, 2021 4:44 am

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Feb 07, 2021 5:05 pm

:Waaaah: Super Bowl Round Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
His Humble MagNIfIcence	Queefs (RCGG)	:D
Anaxagoras	Brady's Gay	:Waaaah:
gnome	Queefs (RCGG)	:D
Pyrrho	Queefs	:D
Enchantress	Brady's Gay	:Waaaah:
izittrue	Queefs	:D
Radrick	:woowoo:	:D
Grammatron	Brady's Gay	:Waaaah:
DJ	Queefs	:D

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Sun Feb 07, 2021 5:40 pm

Alright, so Radrick's Compassionate Gloating Gamble, picking the Chiefs, if for nothing else so that I can root for the Bucs.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:12 am

Link:

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:30 am

Denied at the goal line. I wonder how big that will be.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:39 am

Looks like they got a second chance. They're already almost in field goal range.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:48 am

Wow. So many penalties against the Queefs.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Feb 08, 2021 1:18 am

Crazy half. I'm rooting for Brady and Gronk but also for it to be a football game.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Mon Feb 08, 2021 2:00 am

We've been spoiled with nail-biters last couple or so years. But we'll see about this one.