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He cannot help himself.

I rule him.

--J.D.
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Doctor X wrote:He cannot help himself.

I rule him.

--J.D.
You are a cunt hater because your mommy had a dick. She had to bring you out through her shit hole and no one wanted to touch you. You have been bitter since that day and a bit of a stinky poo.
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He really cannot help himself.

He knows I am his master.

--J.D.
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Doctor X wrote:He really cannot help himself.

He knows I am his master.

--J.D.
Try and make sense of your claims. What does your title "Collective Messiah" mean? The term makes absolutely no sense just like the rest of your other posts. Are you both illiterate and illegitimate? Did priests bless you with their cum when they ganged raped you hence the term "Collective" ? Were they all shouting "Jesus" as they were coming and the name stuck with you.

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As demonstrated again.

He dances for me.

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Doctor X wrote:As demonstrated again.

He dances for me.

--J.D.
So you gave yourself a meaningless title "Collective Messiah".
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And keeps dancing.

--J.D.
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Doctor X wrote:And keeps dancing.

--J.D.
When are you going to explain what your title "Collective Messiah" means?
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Tried to register years ago but it seemed to require non-forthcoming manual approval. Now it doesn't
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Francesca R wrote:Tried to register years ago but it seemed to require non-forthcoming manual approval. Now it doesn't
Yeah.

Pyrrho is a god that way but his legs are not as nice as the last admins.....

I have pictures....


Welcome.
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JasonAristotle wrote:
A SHARED COMMENT:

In other words your precious atheist science doesn't have much of a clue what consciousness is yet they are absolutely certain the universe is not self-aware and conscious. Worse that that YOU believe them on BLIND FAITH! That makes you just as dumb and the blind faith religious


If skeptics cannot even grasp what consciousness is. What is to become of this vacant lot? How will they participate in the unifying field of consciousness?
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Still My Bitch dances for me!

--J.D.
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Sure. The troll is the one dancing. Moron.
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This one appears to dance to reels.

--J.D.
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Dribble! Post pic. Repeat.
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Dances poorly, but dances for me nonetheless.

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You make my cock floppy.
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Francesca R wrote:Tried to register years ago but it seemed to require non-forthcoming manual approval. Now it doesn't
Girl!

*licks hand, adjusts hair*

Hi. I'm jasper.

*winks in an uncomfortable, sleazy fashion*
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And more fertilizer for The Cornfield.

First.
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You can go on my ignore list too.

This is fun!

Anyone else? I wonder if I can get everyone on ignore.
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sparks wrote:And more fertilizer for The Cornfield.
Welcome to humanity.

--J.D.
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How long before I stop being "Our newest member"? Sigh . . . .

Hello Malfpox.
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create a sock and let it be the newest member
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Francesca R wrote:How long before I stop being "Our newest member"? Sigh . . . .

Hello Malfpox.
Hello. How's things? No one likes me here, so I stick around just to annoy them.
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Greetings.

First post for me.
I heard this was a good place to get into a bar room brawl.
I'm a scorpio and I enjoy moon-lit rides on my over-unity chopper with my pet chupacabra.
I don't do illegal drugs, but I enjoy the concept.
My sexual hangups include even numbers of breasts, though I'm hoping to get over that, and maybe this site will help.

I'm not very good with computers, though I am skilled at giving enemas.
There was a poster at jref who used my name.
He was a jerk and there ends the similarities.
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Scorpio? A fucking Scorpio? You fucking twat. Kindly fetch your best fighting gloves and meet me outside, by the bins. We can wrestle, punch each other and make out.
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Sounds good, but I'd like to rummage through the bins first. I bet there's cool stuff in them.
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Cool. But I've already got dibs on that potato shaped like a Ferrari F40.
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quarky wrote:Greetings.

First post for me.
I heard this was a good place to get into a bar room brawl.
I'm a scorpio and I enjoy moon-lit rides on my over-unity chopper with my pet chupacabra.
I don't do illegal drugs, but I enjoy the concept.
My sexual hangups include even numbers of breasts, though I'm hoping to get over that, and maybe this site will help.

I'm not very good with computers, though I am skilled at giving enemas.
There was a poster at jref who used my name.
He was a jerk and there ends the similarities.
Welcome. Bummer about getting shit canned from JREF. I see you're now popping up on a few various boards.

Oh, and don't forget to tell 'em about your "dual survival" birthday bash from a few decades back.

:D
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Malfie Henpox wrote:Hello. How's things?
OK
No one likes me here, so I stick around just to annoy them.
Oh.
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Francesca R wrote:
Siobhán wrote:Hello. How's things?
OK
No one likes me here, so I stick around just to annoy them.
Oh.
Yet he is the one who cries continually.

We are not sorry to make racist Cunts cry.

--J.D.
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quarky wrote:Greetings.

First post for me.
I heard this was a good place to get into a bar room brawl.
I'm a scorpio and I enjoy moon-lit rides on my over-unity chopper with my pet chupacabra.
I don't do illegal drugs, but I enjoy the concept.
My sexual hangups include even numbers of breasts, though I'm hoping to get over that, and maybe this site will help.

I'm not very good with computers, though I am skilled at giving enemas.
There was a poster at jref who used my name.
He was a jerk and there ends the similarities.
You are pretty odd for a guy who likes even numbers. You don't have to be good with computers to give enemas. But reading your stuff calls for an enema. So your skills are rather complimentary. Doing drugs is the only was to stay ahead of this terminal pack. You have been sucking tailwind most of your life and it shows. It is possible people see jerks as quarky and therefore the similarities. But you have to try harder to end the similarities.
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Why justine's tears make us laugh.

--J.D.
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Doctor X wrote:Why justine's tears make us laugh.

--J.D.
According to your mommy you came out the wrong end. She had to shit you out. You have been trying to crawl back ever since hoping to correct the mistake. It's for accidents like you the term shit head was coined.
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The more justine cries, the more we laugh.

His pussy truly hurts today.

--J.D.
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Doctor X wrote:The more justine cries, the more we laugh.

His pussy truly hurts today.

--J.D.

His pussy hurts every day
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Doctor X wrote:The more justine cries, the more we laugh.

His pussy truly hurts today.

--J.D.
The dick you have been licking on your wife is not a pussy. Get a real doctor to check his pussy.
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Nyarlathotep wrote:
Doctor X wrote:The more justine cries, the more we laugh.

His pussy truly hurts today.

--J.D.

His pussy hurts every day
Proof you won't recognize a pussy even if you saw one.
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Nyarlathotep wrote:
Doctor X wrote:The more justine cries, the more we laugh.

His pussy truly hurts today.

His pussy hurts every day
I am thinking it got torn especially brutally this weekend.

Perhaps the Meth Addicts wanted to reenact D-Day in his anus.

--J.D.