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Is it too soon to mention Titanic Brass Polish?

(Now in family-friendly bottles)
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Doctor X wrote:
Nyarlathotep wrote:
Doctor X wrote:The more justine cries, the more we laugh.

His pussy truly hurts today.

His pussy hurts every day
I am thinking it got torn especially brutally this weekend.

Perhaps the Meth Addicts wanted to reenact D-Day in his anus.

--J.D.
Bizarre logic. Like your title: Collective Messiah. Serves you right for coming out of mommy's backside.
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quarky wrote:Is it too soon to mention Titanic Brass Polish?

(Now in family-friendly bottles)
What would be a best seller and a must buy for Americans or tourist visiting America is a radioactive mentally unstable American detector similar to a Geiger counter with some enhanced practical survival features
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justine polishes "fixtures" with his tongue.

--J.D.
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Doctor X wrote:justine polishes "fixtures" with his tongue.

--J.D.
Bizarre logic. Like your title: Collective Messiah. Serves you right for coming out of mommy's backside.
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And I ass-rape My Bitch justine again!

He seems to enjoy it!

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

--J.D.
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Doctor X wrote:And I ass-rape My Bitch justine again!

He seems to enjoy it!

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

--J.D.
You are a delusional cocksucker.
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And I ass-rape My Bitch justine again!

He seems to enjoy it a lot!

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

--J.D.
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Doctor X wrote:And I ass-rape My Bitch justine again!

He seems to enjoy it a lot!

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

--J.D.
Fantasying about your mommy again?
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And I ass-rape My Bitch justine again!

He seems to enjoy it a lot!

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

--J.D.
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This is so cool!
I feel like I'm witnessing a new art form.
Is this the post-zombie apocalypse new wave punk movement?
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quarky wrote:This is so cool!
I feel like I'm witnessing a new art form.
Is this the post-zombie apocalypse new wave punk movement?
Naw, it's just a failed abortion survivor ranting at the world because his mommy tried to flush him down the toilet. Never mind Doctor X. His feeling of abandonment are irreconcilable. He is also a victim of pedophilia who developed a perverted attachment to his perpetrators of sexual abuse and thus began his endless search for sexual gratification as a way of reliving his childhood experiences. I throw him a boner or two occasionally. You should too. That way you can escape his foul ranting.
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Just Our Bitch justine having a impotent temper-tantrum.

--J.D.
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Doctor X wrote:Just Our Bitch justine having a impotent temper-tantrum.

--J.D.
Here you go mentioning mommy's name again. I found out from her pimp your mommy's name is Justine. So all along it was your bitch mommy Justine you were ass raping. There is no other Justine here. What a sicko!!
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Fascinating as Harikrish and Doctor X's debate is, I wonder if it's good at welcoming newbies?

(As the newest noob here, I have some responsibility. I'm the latest spokesperson on newness.)

OK.

Hammer me.
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quarky wrote:...OK.

Hammer me.
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quarky wrote:Fascinating as Harikrish and Doctor X's debate is, I wonder if it's good at welcoming newbies?

(As the newest noob here, I have some responsibility. I'm the latest spokesperson on newness.)

OK.

Hammer me.
You are seeking acceptance in a skeptical community. Sounds like you are hitting desperate times. You are also mild mannered accustomed to excessive self deprecation. I haven't figured out why. But even here you are not very good at self ridicule. You have a tendency to stop before hitting rock bottom. Must be your inflated ego.
Considering all the bad politics going on in America and the cuts to entitlement programs. You have done well by staying away from expensive drugs and living on cheap bulk food.
You don't appear to have any city smarts or street smarts for that matter. I see rural paradise in the background and a trailer home in the driveway. You must be visiting family.
You are not sure about your mental stability and often seek an honest opinion. Your friends at the Australiasian forum have been lying to you. You won't get banned for being ridiculous over there. You won't have to apologize for your quarky behaviour over here, either.
But keep your mother out of your posts. We hear enough of Doctor X's obsession to ass rape his bitch mommy Justine. And resisting posting anime school girl characters. We have quite a few Japanese members frequenting this site looking for fresh anime porn to masturbate over. You will find then exchanging tourist information under thread Japan in the Banter section.
I noticed you don't post as much as you do on the Australian forum. That is a smart move. If you have nothing nice to say about yourself why say more. But if you are looking for more sheep shaggers and low IQ members to befriend. You can count on the latter as a surer bet. Welcome again!!
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Gosh!

It's like you can see right inside my head!

How do you do it?
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Because we are already there.

--J.D.
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Clean up after you leave?
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In the Current Climate, I am not allowed to have Staff abused in that manner.

--J.D.
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quarky wrote:Gosh!

It's like you can see right inside my head!

How do you do it?
You forget I am an esoteric teacher in the Vedantic tradition. Go over my posts at the Australiasian skeptics forum and you will find my background training in other fields.
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Doctor X wrote:In the Current Climate, I am not allowed to have Staff abused in that manner.

--J.D.
Get your bitch mommy Justine to fill in. You are always bringing up her name in every posts.
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Whereas I have a government grant to abuse My Bitch justine.

And I did not even have to plunge him in urine and photograph him.

Even though he begged.

--J.D.
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Doctor X wrote:Whereas I have a government grant to abuse My Bitch justine.

And I did not even have to plunge him in urine and photograph him.

Even though he begged.

--J.D.
A government grant to abuse your mommy Justine? Let us see that tall order you delusional dumb fuck.
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I call it "cancer research."

You can always get an NIH grant if you call it "cancer research."

--J.D.
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Bets on whether Justine continues in this thread.
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He seems intent on shitting on my posts; not sure why; esoteric learning shit, I guess.

So, I bet yes.
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It is rather simple: since practically everyone has him in the Corn Field [All Rights Reserv'd--Ed.], he is not getting the attention he wants--other than what the meth addicts give him . . . which he also wants . . . I digress--so he is trying to force attention by having his name appear heading every section.

Never mistake that "clever" has ever ravaged justine.

--J.D.
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Doctor X wrote:I call it "cancer research."

You can always get an NIH grant if you call it "cancer research."

--J.D.
All your ass raping mommy's backside has given her cancer? The word is sodomy not cancer research. Dumb fuck get the translation right.
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quarky wrote:He seems intent on shitting on my posts; not sure why; esoteric learning shit, I guess.

So, I bet yes.
You are very confused. You introduced yourself as a newbie and wanted to be dumped on, "hammer me" was your exact request. You got away with your pretentious neutrality at the Australian skeptics forum. Australians are easy to fool and like Americans believed Iraq has WMDs. My esoteric learning series can help you to avoid returning as a sheep in your next life and save you from all those sheep shaggers you have befriended.

quarky wrote:
Fascinating as Harikrish and Doctor X's debate is, I wonder if it's good at welcoming newbies?

(As the newest noob here, I have some responsibility. I'm the latest spokesperson on newness.)

OK.

Hammer me.
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Writing 'hammer me' served a purpose.
It shows I've been around; have a tough hide, and a sense of humor.

One member bit, in a humorous,friendly way.
Your way lacks humor, much less social grace.

But you know that.

I was merely winning my own bet with your predictable behavior.

Perhaps you should dial back your wisdom a notch or two.
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quarky wrote:Writing 'hammer me' served a purpose.
It shows I've been around; have a tough hide, and a sense of humor.

One member bit, in a humorous,friendly way.
Your way lacks humor, much less social grace.

But you know that.

I was merely winning my own bet with your predictable behavior.

Perhaps you should dial back your wisdom a notch or two.
Asking to be publicly hammered betrays your masochistic bent. You asked to be hammered and I obliged. That is common courtesy to respond to a request very much in line with social etiquette. Americans are not very good at predicting things. They predicted the Iraqi people would welcome them with open arms for liberating them. I hear all bets are off after spending 3 trillion on that gamble. Try something more in your league like self deprecation.
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George Bush's predictions are not mine.

You can't even lift a hammer.
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http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/980226/hammertime-o.gif
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quarky wrote:George Bush's predictions are not mine.

You can't even lift a hammer.
The tax payers are hooked to pay the lost bet. You might have to give up all your entitlement programs. I only see a parked trailer home in your driveway.
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DrMatt wrote:http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/980226/hammertime-o.gif
Wow, they can sure dance once you unshackled them.
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He can only lift his ample ass.

--J.D.
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Doctor X wrote:He can only lift his ample ass.

--J.D.
But you said your mommy thinks of Obama when you are ass raping her. Is that because your are impotent and Obama is not?
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For cancer research!

--J.D.