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Doctor X wrote:For cancer research!

--J.D.
How can one help cancer research by just lifting their ample ass? Your mommy needs to flush you down the toilet again. The brain damaged she caused in you with her failed attempt is too intensive.
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With a conference in the Bahamas.

"For the children!"

--J.D.
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Doctor X wrote:With a conference in the Bahamas.

"For the children!"

--J.D.
What, you sodomized your mommy at a conference in front of children in the Bahamas?
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With various "helpful interns."

--J.D.
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Just so I go it right. I asked you a question and you replied below.

What, you sodomized your mommy at a conference in front of children in the Bahamas?
Doctor X wrote:With various "helpful interns."

--J.D.
Did you personally make the list of interns to sodomize your mommy and was it checked off ?
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All properly written off.

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Can you then tell us how many interns did you put on the list for your mommy to perform for? What is your reason for setting all those interns on your mommy and putting her through such pain? Why are you punishing your mommy?
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For great justice.

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quarky wrote:George Bush's predictions are not mine.

You can't even lift a hammer.
That is like saying Obama is not my president because I didn't vote for him. Americans love war especially when it is fought from 30,000 feet. The first few American casualties and the public loses its appetite for war. It isn't what I can lift that should concern you. It is how many wars can you afford to lose before those medal ceremonies become meaningless.
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Thank one of those faggoty blue Hindu gawds that I can't see any of that shit. Because...................dayum!!
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Being new here, I haven't figured out the 'thank' button thing.
But I look at the numbers.

So far, Sparky is the only one that has the same # of thanking and thanked.

(Has to be significant.)
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quarky wrote:Being new here, I haven't figured out the 'thank' button thing.
But I look at the numbers.

So far, Sparky is the only one that has the same # of thanking and thanked.

(Has to be significant.)
Not anymore.

you're welcome
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bastard!

(quick, Sparky! Thank someone!)
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quarky wrote:bastard!

(quick, Sparky! Thank someone!)
You come across as someone awkwardly trying to fit in. Maybe you are surprised how self absorbed everyone is to show any attention to you. Simply put, you have not made any impression here and appear rather dull. Give it your best shot before you find yourself overstaying your welcome.
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sparks wrote:Thank one of those faggoty blue Hindu gawds that I can't see any of that shit. Because...................dayum!!
But we do make them squeal.

--J.D.
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sparks wrote:Thank one of those faggoty blue Hindu gawds that I can't see any of that shit. Because...................dayum!!
Please complete your sentence. The last time we hired mind readers was during Bush W's presidency. We all know how that worked out.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Harikrish wrote: ...
You're not a newbie any more.

Take it somewhere else and give the real N00Bz a chance.

Thank you. :)
What is an old circumcised face doing in the newbie thread.
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Harikrish,

What on Earth do you want to achieve here?
All you do is insult people.
You had a different agenda before; pushing your religious beliefs.

Now you're just creepy.
What's the deal?
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"His" agenda--as a previous sockpuppet--was always to shit on the walls.

He got spanked and sent into the Corn Field universally. So he created another--rather old--sockpuppet. Since creating a NEW sockpuppet would only confirm further to all what a complete waste of human existence he is, he is "stuck."

He is, however, My Bitch. He has no control over his life. He posts because I make him post. He knows this.

It makes him cry.

It makes me laugh.

--J.D.
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quarky wrote:Harikrish,

What on Earth do you want to achieve here?
All you do is insult people.
You had a different agenda before; pushing your religious beliefs.

Now you're just creepy.
What's the deal?
Have you not heard of the wise man and the river. A river flows and deals with the terrain as it encounters it. Flowing through a diverse path and always arriving as expected in a timeless motion. To the wise man the river is a source of life and its bounties immeasurable. It's presence a harmonizing rhythm and its purpose a tranquil benevolence.
You have a ways to go before you grasp the wisdom of esoteric learning series. That is why I invite you all to be enlightened.
From my vantage viewpoint sub human life forms reincarnating in monotonous repetition is creepy.
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Quod erat demonstrandum

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

--J.D.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:
quarky wrote:Being new here, I haven't figured out the 'thank' button thing.
But I look at the numbers.

So far, Sparky is the only one that has the same # of thanking and thanked.

(Has to be significant.)
The 'thank' button is a big joke. :)
WHAT??????

How can you say that?

I thought everyone loved me.
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Is it better to thank or be thanked?

Shouldn't there be a 'spank' button?

I thank we oughta.
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Bearguin wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
quarky wrote:Being new here, I haven't figured out the 'thank' button thing.
But I look at the numbers.

So far, Sparky is the only one that has the same # of thanking and thanked.

(Has to be significant.)
The 'thank' button is a big joke. :)
WHAT??????

How can you say that?

I thought everyone loved me.
You also thought the Canadian flag looked better upside down. O Canada starts like an after thought.
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There use to be a way to substitute on some forum software, but I do not think the hack kept up.

--J.D.
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quarky wrote:Is it better to thank or be thanked?

Shouldn't there be a 'spank' button?

I thank we oughta.
The ones who are thanked are good butt lickers. The ones who thank know who likes their butt licked. A spanking is a deduction in points. It accounts for the mismatch between being thanked and thanking.
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Quod erat demonstrandum.

Dance for me some more!

--J.D.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:The 'spank' button is labeled 'Submit'. :P
Just followed your advice… :cthulhu:
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Doctor X wrote:Quod erat demonstrandum.

Dance for me some more!

--J.D.
Didn't get enough of your mommy?

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And thus I make him explode into a widdle feet stamping temper tantrum.

I own him.

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

--J.D.
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Doctor X wrote:And thus I make him explode into a widdle feet stamping temper tantrum.

I own him.

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

--J.D.
彼はあなたの口の中で爆発した。今、彼を尊敬して飲み込む。
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And thus I make him explode into a widdle feet stamping temper tantrum.

I own him.

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

--J.D.
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Feels more like a horse ride than a bus ride for Justine.

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He is a pet, a very retarded pet, but a pet nonetheless.

--J.D.
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Doctor X wrote:He is a pet, a very retarded pet, but a pet nonetheless.

--J.D.
Nah. I am fond of my pets. Even the stupid ones. Even the ones who make messes where they should not. I have no fondness for cunts like Justine.
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Asked the NSA to hack his webcam:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d6/be ... 180008.jpg
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Witness wrote:Asked the NSA to hack his webcam:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d6/be ... 180008.jpg

Uh Oh. We have rules on releasing people's personal information. But don't worry, I got your back I won't tell Pyrrho if you don't.
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Nyarlathotep wrote:
Doctor X wrote:He is a pet, a very retarded pet, but a pet nonetheless.

--J.D.
Nah. I am fond of my pets. Even the stupid ones. Even the ones who make messes where they should not. I have no fondness for cunts like Justine.
But you haven't given up on her asshole? Another radioactive pervert.
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Nyarlathotep wrote:
Witness wrote:Asked the NSA to hack his webcam:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d6/be ... 180008.jpg

Uh Oh. We have rules on releasing people's personal information. But don't worry, I got your back I won't tell Pyrrho if you don't.
I guess you are not interested in the meth addicts' webcam. . . .

--J.D.
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Go away you pedophile. You are making the baby cry.