Ancient Aryans

What's your artifact doing in Boss Kean's ditch?
Doctor X
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Ancient Aryans

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A fun video on the basics of Nazi archaeology:



Why should you care, aside from the humor?

Where do all of the "ancient aliens" come from.

I found his work from a good video on the history of Flat Earth theories. I mark it a bit down because it did not include fundamentalist religious support for that crackpot. Anyway, there is a connection to the same modern conspiracy theories.

Enjoy!

– J. "Damn You Nazis and Your Fashion Sense!" D.

P.S. Full marks on his take down of the "Lost Cause" which I posted previously being, well, a RIVER to you unworthy slobs 'n all.
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I too possess technology that was developed by Ariens.

https://www.snowblowersdirect.com/Arien ... pnEALw_wcB
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Wait, you're telling me there are machines actual, gasoline powered machines to remove this "snow"?
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You only have to throw your back out once shoveling it to learn to appreciate Arien technology.
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– J.D.
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Take that skeptics!

I empty my bowl of not nice in your general direction!
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Oh snap
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Think about it. You get this gig from a government whose characteristics are:
1- that you get to dress up in a cool uniform
2- get minions to follow you around and cater to your every need
3- explore ANYTHING you want: museum collections, archeological sites, random places that you want to poke around in
4- ANYWHERE you want: The Canaries, Tenerife, Cote d'Azure, Capri etc etc
5- You get to appropriate ANYTHING that strikes your fancy and/or looks cool.
6- Money is an irrelevant concept.
7- You get to wear a cool gun
8- Avoidance of the Russian Front
7- Chicks

In return you:
1- spin ornate stories around ambiguous objects.

Viz:
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/imag ... c&usqp=CAU
Clearly these objects are the energy focal points of an advanced, and heretofore unknown, Energy Production Engine of the Northern Ayran population. This is indicated by the horizontal striations on the apical extremity of each example. Our evidence indicates that only Jews and Gypsies do not see this truth.
Tell me again why this is stupid.

Many (many, many) years ago I was sitting in a commissary in Mt. Saini School in NYC. Some guy came in with an unsteady gate and clear lack of muscular coordination. Our Prof said "Diagnosis". The idiot doobies around me offered up "upper motoneuron disorder" and "ischemic prolapse of the endocardium" and the like. He looked at me and said "Ed?" to which I raised my hand and made a motion indicating the imbibing of strong drink.

"Bingo" he said.

The point is that the truth behind events is often the most banal.
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Re: Ancient Aryans

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Are those ancient dental picks?
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You are either a jew or a gypsy.
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Grandma did used to be a fortune teller, in the Great Depression.
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Shut up, get on the train.