A vast collection of true scientific facts that are actually wrong

[robinson]

Your biggest problem Ed, is that I grew up in Florida. I ain’t no Yankee like you.

[ed]

If that is, indeed, my biggest problem them I am truly blest.

[robinson]

Haha

[robinson]

Now back to the topic..,

[robinson]

How do fish just show up in any body of water?


It’s a mystery for as long as mankind has fished


No matter if you dig a new pond in the middle of nowhere, with no way for a fish to get to the pond, fish appear

The “scientific” explanation is wrong.

It’s doubtful of course it was ever even a scientific explanation of course.

But it’s wrong in any case


No science writers, fish eggs do not stick to water foul, and if they did a bird would eat them. It’s like the writers have never watched a duck or any other bird clean itself.


And no, there is no way a bird takes off flying with mud stuck to its feet. Mud doesn’t even stick to birds.

And if it did, a bird sure as shit would clean it off

[robinson]

Evidences


https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2 ... 103258.htm


Now, that being shown and said, it turns out birds do spread fish, and have for millions and millions of years


Most people on the planet don’t know this, or how the birds do it

[robinson]

Before I ruin it for you, try and find out


It’s online, and it’s science motherfuckers

[ed]

Let me guess: bird poop.

Everything in life comes down to poop.

[robinson]

Yep

Not only do ducks spread fish eggs in their poop


They also bring influenza

[robinson]

http://milesmathis.com/iso.pdf

[Ben Trovado]

How do fish just show up in any body of water?


It’s a mystery for as long as mankind has fished


No matter if you dig a new pond in the middle of nowhere, with no way for a fish to get to the pond, fish appear

For a pond near my house as a child, my Dad and I stocked it.

I am not taking the blame for all of them, though.


Also, not with our poop. We used buckets.

With no poop.

[robinson]

Did fish other than the ones you stocked show up?

[robinson]

That’s what your wife said

:D

You’re a dead man... :lol:

On a long enough timeline, we all are

[robinson]

Not sure about this one

It’s being argued all over the internet

[Pyrrho]

https://i.imgur.com/I6rFXFO.jpg

[Doctor X]

https://greatpenformances.files.wordpre ... romeda.jpg

– J.D.

[sparks]

Yep. :) :)

[robinson]

In his 2006 Hollywood movie “An Inconvenient Truth,” Al Gore solemnly warns that “Within the decade there will be no more snows of Kilimanjaro.” A decade and a half later, Al Gore’s glum prediction is not aging well.

Abundant snow atop Kilimanjaro is nothing unusual. Not only does snow still fall atop Kilimanjaro, the mountain has had snow cover every single day since Gore made his movie. In fact, so much snow fell in 2018 that there were record increases in snow depth on the mountain.

The author of the Just Kilimanjaro website recently reported that the entire mountain peak is covered with snow:

“The writer of this article observed during this week’s flight closer to the mountain, recovering snow piled up, covering the whole mountain peak.”

If Facebook and Big Tech are going to censor and ban global warming videos that they claim contain misinformation and factual errors, then Al Gore’s “An Inconvenient Truth” should be banned from the Internet.

[sparks]

Banned? And when do you plan on starting the book burning?

Dipshit.

[Doctor X]

Funny how vaccines still do not cause autism.

– J.D.

[sparks]

And their efficacy in slowing or stopping infectious diseases seems as strong as ever. :)

[robinson]

https://twitter.com/historyinmemes/stat ... n1_fNV1OHQ

[Doctor X]

A young adult in New York has become the first US resident in nearly a decade to contract polio, state health officials say.

The unnamed patient in Rockland County is said no longer to be contagious, but has developed paralysis from the virus.

Officials say the person was unvaccinated, and was probably exposed to an individual who received a vaccine that contains the weakened live virus.

Bugger'd by Colonists

– J.D.

[robinson2]

Unlike Payne, I won't suffer any professional damage for pointing out the experts, the mainstream, the highly paid government scientists are wrong.

True, but also nobody will listen to you or care n any way.

[robinson]

That part also doesn't bother me in the least.

[Doctor X]

– J.D.

[robinson]

The current panic by Big Bang supporters avoids the fact that all of the predictions about what the early Universe would look like were wrong

[robinson]

Once they do the deep field imaging with the new telescope, shit will get real interesting

[Doctor X]

– J.D.

[robinson]

You probably know that ordinary table salt, or sea salt, is considered non toxic, and essential to both humans, as well as pretty much every other living thing. But sodium, or chlorine is toxic, deadly even, Dangerous as fuck actually.

Sodium by itself is poisonous to the body. Chlorine is also poisonous to the body. But combine the two and you have an edible product, supposedly.

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That is a misleading thought train: Chlorine is a toxic gas, and sodium is a toxic metal that explodes on contact with water. Put them together and they make salt, which is non-toxic except in large quantities, and you can't live without it.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.folk ... 2003-08%3F

(Here's an example: Table salt is made up of two atoms, sodium and chlorine - in fact it's other name is sodium chloride. While salt is good for you - as long as you don't eat too much of it - if you were to break it down into its component atoms, they would be poisonous to you. Sodium is a poisonous metal and chlorine a poisonous gas. This is a case where the whole substance is accepted by the body as food but if you tried to eat its component parts separately, they would be toxic.)

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So NaCl, Sodium Chloride, is OK, because the two poisons that make up its very nature, are combined, it makes them OK. Table salt is not deadly. But it's made of deadly deadly dangerous shit.

The extreme view might even be in your belief system.

Salt is a toxic acid, because it has two molecules of chlorine and one molecule of sodium. Sodium is a toxic metal but we need it in the balance of our cellular moisture, but in careful amounts. Chlorine, on the other hand, is a toxic ACID that kills anything alive:

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Of course almost none of that is true. (except that ordinary salt actually is NaCl, Sodium Chloride)

When you consider something as totally wrong as thus, "if you were to break it down into its component atoms, they would be poisonous to you.", it's almost laughable.

When dissolved in water (or stomach acids, or blood, etc) NaCl is indeed broken down into its two components. Sodium and Chloride. Both are neither poison nor toxins. In fact, they are 100% essential for life.

Sodium in the body is absolutely essential. In fact, if you don't have any sodium in your body, you are dead. Sodium stimulates the dephosphorylation of ATP and ADP in the presence of magnesium.

Chloride is needed to keep the proper balance of body fluids. It is an essential part of digestive (stomach) juices.

So if you hear somebody saying salt is made up of two deadly toxic poisonous atoms, they are 100% wrong.

However, just because they are 100% absolutely wrong, this does not mean they will ever realize it.

[Doctor X]

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– J.D.

[ceptimus]

We also need potassium - even more reactive (as a metal) than sodium. Also phosphorus, calcium, magnesium, ...

The really reactive elements, that are used to make high explosives: hydrogen, oxygen, carbon, and especially nitrogen, we tend to dismiss with a 'meh'.

[robinson]

Did fish other than the ones you stocked show up?

I guess that will remain a mystery