A vast collection of true scientific facts that are actually wrong

[robinson]

Your biggest problem Ed, is that I grew up in Florida. I ain’t no Yankee like you.

[ed]

If that is, indeed, my biggest problem them I am truly blest.

[robinson]

Haha

[robinson]

Now back to the topic..,

[robinson]

How do fish just show up in any body of water?


It’s a mystery for as long as mankind has fished


No matter if you dig a new pond in the middle of nowhere, with no way for a fish to get to the pond, fish appear

The “scientific” explanation is wrong.

It’s doubtful of course it was ever even a scientific explanation of course.

But it’s wrong in any case


No science writers, fish eggs do not stick to water foul, and if they did a bird would eat them. It’s like the writers have never watched a duck or any other bird clean itself.


And no, there is no way a bird takes off flying with mud stuck to its feet. Mud doesn’t even stick to birds.

And if it did, a bird sure as shit would clean it off

[robinson]

Evidences


https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2 ... 103258.htm


Now, that being shown and said, it turns out birds do spread fish, and have for millions and millions of years


Most people on the planet don’t know this, or how the birds do it

[robinson]

Before I ruin it for you, try and find out


It’s online, and it’s science motherfuckers

[ed]

Let me guess: bird poop.

Everything in life comes down to poop.

[robinson]

Yep

Not only do ducks spread fish eggs in their poop


They also bring influenza

[robinson]

http://milesmathis.com/iso.pdf

[Ben Trovado]

How do fish just show up in any body of water?


It’s a mystery for as long as mankind has fished


No matter if you dig a new pond in the middle of nowhere, with no way for a fish to get to the pond, fish appear

For a pond near my house as a child, my Dad and I stocked it.

I am not taking the blame for all of them, though.


Also, not with our poop. We used buckets.

With no poop.

[robinson]

Did fish other than the ones you stocked show up?

[robinson]

That’s what your wife said

:D

You’re a dead man... :lol:

On a long enough timeline, we all are